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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. By the cloven wings of pan-am flight 69 four twenty, this is captain dickfart, inserting strap-on, preparing pants for take-off.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Anal fist desires can start or put out fires

    By Seven pete',
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  3. Riddle me this, riddle me that, actually please don't because Jim Carrey makes me feel uneasy.

    By BeanBean,
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  4. Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks and I'll surely crack your butterflap.

    By BeanBean,
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  5. "Outside of a streaming series, the podcast is man's best content. Inside of a podcast, you'll most likely hear PFT." - Shemp Howard

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. How much todd could Chuck Todd chuck? Because Chuck Todd looks like a large rodent.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  7. You don’t grow an afro to be cool. You grow it to trick people into giving you money because they think you are Kenny G

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. My favorite Pixar movie is Cars and that doesn’t make me a creepy weirdo

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. Two wrongs don’t make a right unless you smash them together with a big hammer who can rap and dance. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the MC Hammer comeback tour 2019!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. Rye bread thinks it's better than other breads. It's an ingrained belief.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. A long, lost friend is not the same as a lost,long friend.

    By Josiah,
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  12. "Just shrimp for me!" screamed the Chimpanzee

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. I'm the skinniest man you know, why do you keep nominating me for The Biggest Loser? Oh...

    By El Chico Malo,
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  14. If I played ding dong ditch on a witch, would you snitch? C'mon she's a bitch and was gonna turn me into a fish!

    By Jeffy5times,
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  15. Two please, for In the Mouth of Madness, and one please, for In My Stink of Sadness.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Oompa Loompas left pubes on my loofa.

    By dollopuss,
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  17. My Knuckle-Fuckin get's all the men Cuckin.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. When you hammer around the underground your bound to pound a miner...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  19. On today’s show, the inventor of Shortaloons—Cornelius Von Mustacheboobs!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. There once was a man from Corntucket whose cob was so long he could shuck it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. It's illegal to steal bases in sexual baseball, But you can hit a ground rule double.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. When you're hiding from the Nazis but you gotta pop a squatzee, diarrhea of Anne Frank.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. Don't play with babies that suffer from rabies, or are riddled with scabies, or are sweet with the ladies.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. The problem with the world today is that politicians are politicians and not tacos.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. If you can’t take the heat, quit putting hot sauce on your genitals!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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