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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Liminal spaces and criminal cases, who could ever confuse a badger?

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  2. Mango chutney ain't no food, unless you're watching Cronenberg's "The Brood"

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 237 views

  3. Pouty, pouty, frown and cry, eat a fuckin' fudgy pie

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  4. Gawking at rainbows will never resolve the fat crown prince's crap trap problems

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  5. Look at me, look at me, birdie, punkin, bloody pee

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  6. One's state of apeness has nothing to do with whether the band plays "Mandy"

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  7. Unplug my tiny TV and I'll drown you

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  8. Love is for suckers

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  9. Almighty is the sailor's dog whose trumpet smells like haggis

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  10. Blanket my worries with a little cold time, or else police will know our mountains

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  11. Spare me, sparrow, hide a hen, make the lightning dark again

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  12. Me and Gummy Cornberg huffin’ tube socks down at Turdwell’s Gym

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a very strange lyric. I mean, just think about it for a minute. That’s some Salvador Dali shit right there.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Tick tock, it’s ass-kick o’clock, and I don’t even like bubblegum

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but they both have cold sores and that is no coincidence.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. The Elation Migration of Horse-Butt Nation cured me of Slant-Rhyme Indiscretion.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Stan Lee's reaction to the Joker movie: "Incelsior!"

    By daddysboy,
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  18. Hey! Hands off, Santa! These are MY milk and cookies!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  19. Rin Tin Tin put his noodle in a poodle and now Lassie wants a divorce.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  20. More oval teens, please! 

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  21. Pardon me my good sir, a bother to you I wish not to be. But I believe I have a bunch of crusty shit in my ass and I need to learn how to wipe.

    By Tephew Nodd,
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  22. My scuba instructor and I had very different ideas as to what "wet suit" meant.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  23. I don't watch movies with "sub" titles like "The Yellow Submarine" or "Submarine"

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  24. Nicolas, like the Faraday Cage he was named after, is simply electric

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  25. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Asking for a friend

    By rhysmakeswords,
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