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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by an owl with glasses and a mortarboard

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Comedy equals tragedy plus lime in a coconut

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Meryl Streep was lacking sleep when she fell into my life. Down the stairs and unawares and suddenly she was my wife.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  4. Tic-Tac, Cert attack, give bad breath the bone!

    By BarnHen,
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  5. If coral reef was kobe beef, the ocean would be reef broth.

    By BarnHen,
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  6. I wrap myself up in a big ol' burrito, then beato my meato to a bag of hot cheetos.

    By livinthatbeachlife,
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  7. There was a young hamster named Steve, whose exploits you wouldn't believe. He once stole a knife, and took his own life; it was sad but if you knew Steve back in the day it wouldn't come as a huge surprise

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Conrad Bain died of an intraCEREBRAL brain hemorrhage; Gary Coleman died of an intraCRANIAL brain hemorrhage. Different strokes for different folks

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Come my lady. Come come my lady. Come come come my lady. Come come come come my lady.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  10. You call the skid marks in your underpants "Figgy Pudding" too?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  11. You ain’t got no swang till you gang bang the Comedy Bang Bang gang

    By OJSimpsonsGrandmasNeighbor,
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  12. OJSimpson’sGrandma’sNeighbor

    By OJSimpsonsGrandmasNeighbor,
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  13. My Very Eager Mother's Juggalo Step-dad Used Ninja Powers.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  14. Reciprocate. Otter. June. Harmonize. Vellum. Perambulate. Turgid.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A wet log from the vet's dog: come shit on my chest, doc.

    By My Dead Son Josh,
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  16. Hey turnip, turn up that beet beat!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. MEAN GREEN BEAN FIGHTING MACHINE and nine other reasons I got kicked out of farm college: a TED talk.

    By My Dead Son Josh,
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  18. Whenever my stallion breaks his leg, we take him to the HORSE-pital. Then we shoot him.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Fee, fie, fo, fum! This bread’s gluten free!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. A fickle pickle needs a good tickling ere prickling Rob Riggle.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. One in the stink, Two in the pink, Red taps are my kink, Blue my load in the sink.

    By My Dead Son Josh,
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  22. Apple Jacks not tasting like apple was MY idea.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Down here we have a saying: you can’t cross the monkey bars with a ten-pound alligator hanging off your ding-dong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Dancing in the moonlight? It's not that kind of glow. Mountains of cocaine? It's not that kind of snow. Getting your horndog rocks off? It's not that kind of show.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  25. Waiter, that soup you served me tasted like piss. And it wasn't even hot!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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