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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bonnie, the cat shit in the bed again. Full stop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. How much bang could a comedy bang if a comedy could bang bang?

    By Cockfosters 28,
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  3. Out of orders? You're out of orders! This WHOLE restaurant is out of orders! Seriously though, if we don't get some orders soon, we're going to go out of business.

    By Cockfosters 28,
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  4. You can dig a good well but you can't well a good dig.

    By Cockfosters 28,
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  5. What if Red read the red Red Robin menu to a ready Robin Wright?

    By Cockfosters 28,
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  6. If you stand in the corner of a room during an earthquake and you survive, then 90 degrees is your guardian angle

    By Cockfosters 28,
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  7. It's sure noble what Jared Harris and Stellan SkarsgÄrd did in that one HBO Miniseries, the name of which escapes me at the moment

    By Cockfosters 28,
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  8. Write a gag, wait a week. Scotty chose it! Babe, let’s freak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Love squirts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. All of life’s a beach, and all the men and women near the playa.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Be still, my fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. "Wango Dango... Use it in a sentence please."  / "Ahem. 'Get the fuck off my face, Tiffany, I'm drownin' here.'"

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. This sexy teen Scrooge wants your Christmas Yet To Cum.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  14. Fill my sexy teen Scrooge hole with your not so Tiny Tim.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  15. Dinosaurs are dead, but Jesus is alive in my heart and he rode a dinosaur into Jerusalem for Passover weekend. So... ya know.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, ‘twas simply the horns played before would you rather. 

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  17. How are people supposed to know what I dislike if Calvin doesn’t pee on it?

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  18. The late worm gets eaten

    By SoloboloNickrollo,
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  19. One large Root Beer please, hold the Root! While you're at it, hold the Beer too. Actually could you just hold me?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  20. If you can't reproduce with cats, than get the hell off my island! Love, Dr. Moreau

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. You were the apple of my eye and the banana in my anus, Guys grocery games have become beautifully, sinfully heinous.

    By gandalf's g-spot,
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  22. If this vans a rockin, I'm probably being murdered.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  23. Choochie moochie get your hands off my coochie Stanley Tucci.

    By Moretta Concetta,
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  24. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang where we often comedy and seldom bang, despite what the name might suggest

    By joshlamm,
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  25. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. If you can figure out whether God is a woman or man, we'll pay for it.

    By LARDdischarge,
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