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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sonny Bono went open kimono, revealing to Cher that he was in fact a bear, he really got her with that one, babe

    By Alimony Tony,
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  2. Ten pounds thick and not two cherries left in the quarry! By 'ole shoegum its a pibsi-wiggle!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  3. I spilled scalding hot coffee on my dick and I liked it, hope my boy friend don't mind it.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  4. Government spies have pervasive eyes but are not asking why I scream, "Jihad!" when I cry.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. I throw burritos in the air, where they land I do not care.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  6. Don’t get even, get Steven and get the shovel ready ‘cause we’re burying him alive.

    By drinkingonthejob,
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  7. Tonite at 11: Anaconda obsessed with butts attacks National Hot Dog Eating Contest. "All my hun's buns n' bums have become some snakes' crumbs!" Commented organizer Gunter Muntz. Sir Mixalot could not be reached for comment.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  8. Some bozos and jeff bezos ate hostess ho-ho's with bonobos

    By SkeletonAstronaut,
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  9. Make love, not a seafood risotto with saffron and homegrown vegetables. Actually, make that instead, I'm hungry

    By nolittleplans,
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  10. We got Jiggy in the booth and Cecil on the ones and the twos.

    By Malcolm_Pfister,
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  11. This dog is a toad, and I’m the sucker milking it!

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  12. My wife is too humid. I need a nice house plant to make love with.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. You wanted the best. You got the best. Let's make some noise for The Man with Two Buttholes.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. Huggy huggy hug hug tuggy tuggy tug tug splurt!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  15. Don’t scratch on the 9-ball. Scratch my behind, Paul.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. The fart is the symphony of the bowels.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Did a civet shit in these brownies or am I just that good of a baker?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. They sit down to pee? yeah right. next you're gonna tell me they have to stand on their heads to take a dump.

    By Incellvania Dutch,
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  19. My followers have left me no choice so, without time to spare, I'm officially launching my asshole directly into the sun!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  20. Comedy Death Ray's the name, changin' names is the game

    By Belief_In_Queef,
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  21. Glad you could make it to our Puppy Bowl party. If you're looking for the remote, it's buried somewhere in the backyard.

    By Toast Bologn,
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  22. Everyone thinks I'm this big shot podcast host, but, like, I look up at the stars at night...

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. Can I interest you in a nice catch phrase?

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  24. Tampearl Super tampons are super absorbent and stay crunchy longer in milk!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  25. CBB Side effects may include: Lips twitching, viscous hip dipping, guts ripping, disks slipping, chipping teeth, crippling grief, and loss of all existential beliefs. Also bloating and constipation were reported.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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