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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is that a man dressed as a giant banana in my closet, or is he just happy to slay me?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. You had me at hiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. And who could forget that famous quote from Jerry Lewis Maguire: “you had me at hello LADY!”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 412 views

  4. Smoked a bunch of seaweed, and it was dank as hell… dank as briny hell.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Gonna milk your gland like I’m randy Ayn Rand!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. I will drink boba tea while I shoot this gun in the air. My name is Brandy Biggabu and I’m a sex addict

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  7. If it's yellow, don't bellow. Boil it in the toilet

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. Get ready for a 9.9 mirthquake on the Richter-damn-near-killed-er Scale

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 338 views

  9. We were already tripping balls, but soon, we would be tripping cocks, too.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Would somebody PLEASE update Newfoundland’s name already?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Like a fart in the breeze, he smelled really bad if you stood downwind of him.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Ham radios aren’t what you think they are. They are not radios made out of ham. Repeat. Not made out of ham.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Your soup belongs to comedy now. Hand it over.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. I don’t like puppet shows anymore. They’re so lame.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I preferred Maron before he went electric.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. If you've seen me at a urinal, you've seen "American Sniper."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. It's been a rough, go. A real lifesalad

    By Facelist,
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  18. That’s a pretty nice chunk of change! Except that the coins in said chunk are cemented together with earwax and dried prostate pus.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. I hate to be a pedant but it shouldn’t be a wedding ring it should be a wedded ring.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I feel you, soup. I, too, thicken when starches are added

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Dear world, enough with the bad news

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. Hey Simone Biles, I pullout sometimes, too. But only sometimes. Wink wink.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Danger’s not my middle name

    By Kevllis,
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  24. The term “Special education” carries a stigma so we are changing it to “abnormal education.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Look here, if you cannot enjoy an egg straight from the chicken like a tomato from the vine you are probably a normal human but you cannot exist beyond the 9th dimension with me.... simple as that.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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