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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Poop! (There it is.) Poop! (There it is.)

    By BlakeThielmann,
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    • 350 views

  2. Your mother & I are getting a Divorce Court dvd box set for your graduation from rehab, GRAMPA!!

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 409 views

  3. I hear that old piano/From down the avenue/I smell the cornbread burning/I look around for the nearest fire escape

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 628 views

  4. Well, it's been a quiet week in Lake Cornbegone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 326 views

  5. A dark night in a city that knows how to appreciate anti-comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf building, one man is still trying to find the an

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 335 views

  6. There's only one Dallas, so fill up your chalice and start crankin' that phallus, you fancy pervert.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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    • 491 views

  7. Once, twice, three times a lady. At this point these operations are unnecessary and a waste of money.

    By Flynn's Jean Jacket,
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    • 328 views

  8. Sauce you drizzle, drip you dip, but don't you dare drop the slop!

    By Cecil Sh'nubbin,
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    • 368 views

  9. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched The Happening starring Mark Wahlberg, twice.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 373 views

  10. Little pet peeve of mine: I like to bite the ends off of Twizzlers, and then spit the pieces at the hog-tied corpses of those that have wronged me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 312 views

  11. What's up with all these hotdogs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 410 views

  12. The unspoken life-long malaise of unrequited love. The sensuous tranquility of genetically altered super-bees attacking an elderly doorman.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 277 views

  13. It's alright! It's ok! There's something to live for! Marlee Matlin told me so!

    By JaredGranda,
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    • 428 views

  14. "Welcome to Doctor Bing Bong, or how I learned to stop improvising and love the script"

    By JaredGranda,
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    • 474 views

  15. Jack your body. Jill your soul. sexy sexy comedy gold?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 334 views

  16. s = \sqrt{\frac{1}{N-1} \sum_{i=1}^N (x_i - \overline{x})^2}

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 809 views

  17. I have a monkey and I call him Mysterious George, because it's a mystery as to where he hides his soiled diapers

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 288 views

  18. Hard To Krill Starring Stefan Seagull

    By teedle,
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    • 507 views

  19. Spread wide the butt cheeks of your soul, and let the elegance burrow itself inside you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 448 views

  20. "Did Kelsey Grammer see the Gramercy Theatre?" sounds a little like a palindrome, but it isn't.

    By DeanOCarroll,
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    • 448 views

  21. That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Like 'colon crepes'. I think it would be funny if we called them 'colon crepes'

    By mkoyama,
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    • 381 views

  22. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, but I leave my son at Ikea overnight and I'm a bad parent.

    By mkoyama,
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    • 397 views

  23. Open your shade, it's time to get paid. I'm in the tree outside your bedroom, and this dirty money diaper isn't gonna change itself.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 317 views

  24. Stevie Seagal presents: Beard dye for the straight guy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 316 views

  25. A comedy tour where you're separated from your significant other is sort of like the opposite of a conjugal visit.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 355 views
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