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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What kind of cheese isn't yours? The kinds that the store has that you didn't pay for yet that you don't happen to own currently.

    By teedle,
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  2. If you're ever feeling down, be sure you have Down's explicit verbal consent.

    By kev-bot 4000,
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  3. Wine me, dine me, 69 me. Bahn Mi, Zombie, Zac Efron's D. Hashtag The Cranberries Reunion Tour.

    By TinyNuggins,   
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  4. Now let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for those victimized by juvenile pscychological abuse. Uh uh uhh. I didn't say Simon says. Suckahhs!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Elisabeth Shue, Gesundheit

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. Why did the girl fall off the swing?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Waiting sucks Eddie, but I've never known Tom Petty to back down from a free mani-pedi.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Rihanna just stopped by our office to see us work, work, work, work, work, work. Now she's very bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Bring me the severed head of Penelope Pitstop. The wackiness ends tonight.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye? More like Na na na na na na na hey hey hey good buy. Love them sales.

    By DaleForeman,   
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  11. "My Doctor Said My Goodness, You're Going To Die"

    By coconutphone,
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  12. "What's for dinner? What's for fucking dinner!? Here's your fucking dinner!" and scene. This has been a reading from my play "My Mother the Smotherer"

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  13. I wish I could be like Reggie Watts

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. My shoes are a constant source of shame and humiliation upon my dynasty. I must dispose of them quickly and discreetly.

    By LeeMartin,
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  15. Swiper, no swiping! Your credit card has been declined because of all the Foxcatcher tickets you bought.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  16. I hate it when people use words they don't understand. It sounds so umbilical.

    By AlexDale,   
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  17. Why are there so many fish out of water comedies? A fish out of water is dying.

    By AlexDale,   
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  18. The nose may know, but the elbow's my beau.

    By DaleForeman,
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  19. O'Bannion's companions compete complete with shit while Mumford's dumb wards boast sobriety as their tip.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Listen, I love listening as much as the next listener, but I'm not going to listen to you fart, Lester!

    By DorkyButCool,   
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  21. I've eaten a banana so many days in a row it's not even sexual anymore.

    By Flynn's Jean Jacket,
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  22. Leslie is Moribund

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Yeehaw is Texan for Ye Olde Haw which is what they used to called Haw Sheridan - the oldest man in Dallas.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. I'm wearing nothing but a ten gallon hat and a thin film of hot sauce on my junk. Let's get this party started!

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. "Everything's bigger in Texas!" laughed the cruel oncologist, "So you've got about three months left I'd say."

    By SideofMcG,
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