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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She sells seashells by the sea shore because she doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. She sells seashells by the sea shore, but this does not generate enough income to support her family or her alcoholic tendencies. Thanks Obama.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. She sells seashells by the seashore sans sanctions, so someone should shut that solicitous shit down.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  4. She sells seashells by the seashore, he swallows tide pods by the tide pool.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. She sells seashells by the seashore..why would I buy shells if I'm at the shore? I can just pick them off the ground. Work on your business model.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  6. She sells seashells down by the sea? Sure...

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  7. She sells seashells down by...ah, you get it. Shelly has a pretty terrible business model.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. She sells seashells in Iowa, which, being nowhere near the seashore, explains the outrageous prices. You know, transportation costs and whatnot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 279 views

  9. She sells seashells on her etsy store now

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. She sells seashells on the seashore but I'm reporting her to the IRS because that's the kind of crustacean I am.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. She sells sheep bells by the shear store. Shhh don't tell but those sheep bells she sells are nothing more then cheap shells, of that I'm sure.

    By RoofioRick,
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  12. She sells Sheesha by the seashore

    By California Emmett,
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  13. She sells state secrets down by the seashore

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 316 views

  14. she sells wasp meat down by the swap meet. he sells crow beak down by the bro creek.

    By popcorn warlock,
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  15. She set the twitter-sphere abuzz, with news of my rear fuzz.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  16. She shares Sea-Shares by the seashore

    By Geekdad_3D,
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    • 141 views

  17. She shells seashells by the seashore with her WWII-era trench gun

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
    • 0 replies
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  18. She shoots she scorps!

    By SeeMomImNotAFailure,
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  19. she showed up missing a leg, just like a pirate I need to peg

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  20. She slows Seaso shows on the seashore

    By IAteThePostOfFizz,
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  21. She snorts bath salts from the Dollar Store.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  22. She sold Marcel’s shell by the seashore and now he’s nothing but shoes

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. She sold seashells by the seashore until Shelby’s Seaside Sundry Shack and Shoe Shop subverted her scheme by short-selling shinier shells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 236 views

  24. She sold seashells by the seashore until Shoshana’s Seaside Sundry Shack and Souvenir Shoppe subverted her scheme by short-selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 194 views

  25. She sold seashells by the seashore until Shoshana’s Seaside Sundry Shack subverted her scheme by selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views
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