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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She sold seashells by the seashore until Susanna’s Seaside Sundry Shack and Souvenir Shoppe subverted her scheme by short-selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. She sold seashells by the seashore until Susie's Seaside Surf & Sundry Shack started selling shinier, sexier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. She sold seashells down by seashore until city hall issued a cease and desist order so now she turns tricks down by the trailer town

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. She sold second-hand seesaws down by Cyrus’s See Saw Shop until the sheriff slapped her with a summons for sidewalk solicitation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. She steals Seal's meals right from Seal's bedside. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. She stoops to conquer, he just plain stupid.

    By StephenHock,
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  7. She taught me how to love... and she also taught me string theory

    By McBeth,
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  8. She then buried her head into the bowl of grapes and screamed, "Dance! Music! Sex! Romance!"

    By Justinstinstin,   
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  9. She told me she likes subs. Now I gotta pretend to be a submissive, sandwich-loving U-boat captain just to cover all the bases.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. She took dumps like a truck. Truck. Truck. Truck.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. She tried to slap Richard, missed, and slapped my dick.

    By Sergeant Pic-N-Rod,
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  12. She turned slowly, revealing a sly smile, looked deep in his waiting eyes, took a breath & whispered close in his ear: "Farts for days.Farts for days"

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  13. She up and did what I thought she did: she walked to Wabash and fought a squid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. She vends discarded mollusk carapaces down by the littoral boundary.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. She vends discarded mollusk carapaces down by the littoral zone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. She walked right out of a hardboiled detective novel and into my office; this dame was all legs and no funny business

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  17. She wanted Al Dente but got Al Franken... Should have ordered the Grandpa Munster. Welcome to Famous Al's.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. She wanted friendship, though I wanted more. I'll try to stay civil with that dumb fat whore.

    By LooseCheeksGasLeaks,
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  19. She was a butterface, m'lord. Her body was free of the pox, but her face cradled the pain of a lifetime of regret.

    By Parrot Top,
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  20. She was a fast machine. She kept her motor clean. She was Carrie, the Living Car and she killed most of my friends in High School.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  21. She was a great aunt or a great ant, we'll never know for sure.

    By SarahVanCleve,
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  22. She was a little long in the tooth to wear that thong with those boots.

    By Boob Seger,
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  23. She was a lot pissed off that she was a little peed on

    By Boob Seger,
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  24. She was a real bookworm, and she was also a real earthworm.

    By Animal,
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  25. She was a South Dakota six but a North Dakota no from me dawg.

    By Boob Seger,
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