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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sometimes you just have to poop your pants and hope for the best!

    By QUIET-COOLIO,
    • 2 replies
    • 805 views

  2. Sometimes you knock the fart and sometimes the fart knocks you, fartknocker.

    By Botchedcrotch,
    • 0 replies
    • 371 views

  3. Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry. The one thing you can count on is your face will be leaking.

    By AManWithInternetAccess,
    • 0 replies
    • 134 views

  4. Sometimes you lick, sometime you don't, but you always gloat about the goat in her boat.

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
    • 0 replies
    • 152 views

  5. sometimes you mack it sometime you don't but you always stack it even if they don't

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
    • 0 replies
    • 153 views

  6. sometimes you stick it sometimes you don't but you always lick it even if they won't

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
    • 0 replies
    • 153 views

  7. Sometimes you take a lover, sometimes a lover takes you to to Denny's for a serious discussion about where this is all headed, Carl.

    By FrancisRizzo3,
    • 0 replies
    • 604 views

  8. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came #friendly orgy

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 291 views

  9. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. No, not home! A bar! With scientologists!

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 138 views

  10. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody’s jokes are lame.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 320 views

  11. Sometimes you write a catchphrase so catchy that it has to be sung.

    By bheveronsmith,
    • 0 replies
    • 629 views

  12. Sometimes you're Stabsy, sometimes you're Swishy, but I love you all the times.

    By SteveGibson,
    • 0 replies
    • 600 views

  13. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug, but usually you're just the guy driving the car

    By the_muteKi,
    • 0 replies
    • 352 views

  14. Sometimes, a pancake is just a pancake.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 412 views

  15. Sometimes, beneath the light of the full moon, you will catch a glimpse of pixies playing - that's your chance to request "Bone Machine".

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 393 views

  16. Sometimes, I miss the good old days, when everyone was a Christian.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 257 views

  17. sometimes, I smile at a notion

    By maus5000ad,
    • 0 replies
    • 633 views

  18. Sometimes, I wonder how different my life would be if I hadn't dropped out of clown college to follow the Brian Setzer Orchestra around.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 577 views

  19. Sometimes, love hurts...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 611 views

  20. Sometimes, when I'm gazing out over the ocean, I can totally see the appeal in mermaids. Fish are pretty darn sexy.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
    • 0 replies
    • 414 views

  21. Sometimes, you can't see the forrest...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 605 views

  22. Sometimes...

    By Joe Lerini,
    • 0 replies
    • 855 views

  23. Somewhat of an Oxy moron Goran never figured out which side of the pad to put against his face.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
    • 0 replies
    • 326 views

  24. Somewhere a tough guy and a nerd is bonding over their ornamental catanas.

    By EndreBråthen,
    • 0 replies
    • 695 views

  25. Somewhere between a Clit and a twat is where you'll usually find that god damn twit.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 171 views
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