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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Lord of House Bangbang was known to ride into battle on a Dire Hotdog yelling "What's up?".

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. The lord of Piombino salutes you, fine sir! You and that mighty fine arse of yars.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  3. The Lord of the Rings 2: Getting Back in the Hobbit

    By MrMoxie,
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  4. The lotion said to "apply liberally", so I put it on and aborted all my neighbor's guns

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. The loudest voice opposing the five fingered discount was none other than old sticky digits himself - Paul F. Thumbkins

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. The lousy milkman became the lousier accountant - all he did was skim.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. The love of a Bavarian baker changed me forever. He filled me with his cream and now I’m an eclair.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. The love of a cat is a sadistic emotion.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  9. The Love Shack = A brothel

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. The lunatic is on the grass. Can't you read the sign? Keep off the grass! Freakin lunatic.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. The Lust Jedi??? Get your furry little Ewok dicks out!

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. The Luxury Sleeper Car Children thought it was chic and sexy to be rich yet look poor so they rebranded to the Boxcar Children.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. The maid from Taiwan was not made in Taiwan. She was made in Manhattan like the maid from Manhattan.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. The Mailman mends my damaged mail, but the milkman milks his pelvic tail

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  15. The main lesson from Cinderella and The Wizard of Oz is that women love to wear beautiful yet wildly uncomfortable shoes.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. The main vein in Spain falls mainly on a choochie

    By Allthedingdongday,
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  17. The major difference between cupcakes and cake; the first leaves them hungry, the latter makes them gape. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  18. The makers of Skoal must have had a hand in naming Chewbacca. Chewing tobacco bribes were the only way George Lucas could afford such a fancy house

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. The mall sells some balls, but the sports store sells lots more.

    By dhxlive,
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  20. The Man From U.N.C.L.E. seems destined to marry Aunt-Man.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. the man hurts me mummy, but you still let him sleep in your bed

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. The man in the yellow hat was a Conehead sent to Earth to understand the curiosity of monkeys.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. The man looked at his wife and said "are you there?" His wife said "I'm not." The man realized he was looking at the mirror and started crying. Thanks

    By fredsolo,   
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  24. The man reading this is an impostor. I, the real Scott Aukerman, am trapped inside the internet, specifically the Catchphrase Submission section of the Earwolf forums. Listeners, I beg of you, send help.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  25. The man reminded me of a snake oil salesman, in that he was a man that was always going around selling snake oil.

    By Pure Guava,
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