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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The most common side effect is a temporary burning sensation; the second most common side effect is a permanent burning sensation.

    By CharlesBrower,
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  2. The most effective way to shock the monkey is to tell it how much money Judge Judy makes per year.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  3. The most helpful thing you can do right now involves butter, I guarantee you that.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. The most terrible lies are those told about peanut butter.

    By JosephSchmo,
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  5. The Mother of All Bombs?

    By StanSitwell,
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  6. The motion of my ocean is smoother than my lotion

    By MattyWox,
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  7. The motion of my ocean is smoother than my lotion.

    By MattyWox,
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  8. The moustache is nature's sneeze guard.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. The mouth is the reverse butthole of the face.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. The mouth that mocks the dreidel is the mouth that is part of the body that won't work in this town again.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. The movie 48 Hours is only ninety minutes long, what a rip off! You will get your money’s worth with the movie 8 Seconds though.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. The movie Mirror, Mirror is the Expendables for Little People

    By ChrisSisley,
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  13. The movie Twister was nothing like its source material. Where was the mat with all the colored dots?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. The movie? Felt like the digital version of the Trail of Tears but less toothpicks made from buffalo penis & more Mark Ruffalo dick pics, holla girl!

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. The moving music of the macabre Macarena makes mere mortals more melancholy.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  16. The muffin MacGuffin plugged Chekhov's buns, only to be resolved in the second act by a Deus Ex Laxative

    By bale_of_hail,
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  17. The Mummy, more like the BUMMY, I'm saying that the Mummy is a BURDEN ON SOCIETY.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  18. The Muppet Milk is on sale. it’s about to turn.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. the muscle that regulates laughter is now in my mouth

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. The musical question, Who's gonna ride your wild horses, makes no sense. How do you own wild horses? Terrible Bono, blech.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  21. The mustard moos, the ketchup crows, and all the while, the mayo neighs.

    By WAAAAAAALT,   
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  22. The Mystery of the Amputee is a real stumper.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. The myth of the killer clown was propagated on the coattails of stranger danger and the satanic panic. You are more likely to be struck by lightning than be murdered by a clown. With that said, now will you get in my trunk?! *honk honk*

    By Burritofeet,
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  24. The mythical Red Yeti ate all our spaghetti

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  25. The naked man fears no pickpocket.

    By RickyRobitussin,
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