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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The name is Bond. Goldbond Medicated Foot Powder. Which aisle is it in? My feet are sweating like crazy!

    By youpoditdude,
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  2. The name is Jacket. Helicopter Pilot Rabbit Jacket. You may have heard of me—I’m the helicopter pilot that killed your rabbit and made a jacket out of it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. The name is James Bond. Jesse James Bond. Uncle Jesse James Bond. Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond. Hey hey, we're the Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. The name of the game is blame and It looks like you just rolled all sixes so....CONGRATS!! YOU WON!!!

    By zeecheree82,
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  5. The name's Aukerman... SCOTT Aukerman.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  6. The name's Bang... Comedy Bang... Bang.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  7. The name's Ed. Ed Clam. Beard Ed Clam.

    By MattPancer,
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  8. The name's Fart Noise Jackson and I don't cotton too well to interlopers jammin' up my beeswax, chief.

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  9. The name's FDR and that stands for Fuck Da Rules.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  10. The name's Jim. I'm a prison guard who steals and deals precious gems on the side. I'm Jim the Jewel-Man Jailer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. The name's Mister Niceguy. Nomar Mister Niceguy.

    By BarnHen,
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  12. The name's Tom Petty. My balls are sweaty. Because my dick be deep in your bowl of spaghetti

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. The name’s Bond - Scott Aukerman.

    By GarethTheeOrangutan,
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  14. The name’s Bond. James Bond. I’ll have my root beer float blended, hold the spoon and I’ll grab a straw on the way out.

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  15. The names Bea, Dee, Jay & Kay are all names accepted by society, but name a baby EbolaViagra6969 & suddenly youre the guy who farted in the punch bowl

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. The Native American cook at my Japanese place quit without cause. I may sue Sue the Sioux sushi sous chef!

    By MattyWox,
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  17. The NBAs pizzeria of choice

    By I am banksy,
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  18. The negative media never talks about the Texas Chainsaw Food Drive For The Poor.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. The Neverending Story is a movie from the 1980s, Kyle. Yes, that’s why we haven’t left the theater, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. The new 1986 Buick Riviera features an impressive 142 hp V6 engine, 4-wheel disc brakes,

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  21. The new album from Pound Foolish has hit #1. Let's see how he deals with new found fame and fortune.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  22. The new cattle farm is really raising the steaks.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  23. The new collaboration between Kanye West and his psychologist brings new meaning to the term "shrink wrap"

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. The new copy doc was sent to the client. Yes ma’am, it has the nipple residue you sent me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. The new episodes of Family Ties aren't very good and I think they should stop making them. What's that? I'm dying?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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