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    My dad was pronounced dead at the scene but, right before that, he was mispronounced “dud.”
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    Now that I’m vaccinated does anyone want to come to a mouth spitting party at my house?
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    I may have gotten pec implants in the Australian Outback, but these abs are original.
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    Your stepdad really likes Rachel Ray, huh...
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    She has two small children at home and, also, one gigantic child.
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    On the very first Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan, Conan talks with minor league pro wrestler Donovan about his Conan-inspired wrestling persona. Then, Conan speaks on intrusive mothers and always being himself during a call with Leanne from Toronto.
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    I tried to sell the library’s copy of the Silmarillion, but it was a nonfungible Tolkein.
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    You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay on my parents’ couch anymore, Randall.
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    Did you know that every culture in the world has a word for the taint except the Canadians.
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    I scream, you scream - we all scream
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    My kitchen filled with raw sewage and, I know what you’re thinking, but cooked sewage is not that much better.
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    I don’t believe in beating a dead horse. I’ll just give it a time out, and talk to it about how it made me feel.
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