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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Well here’s a little story bout a grass named Corn / Poor stemmy plant always got his cobbies shorn / But then one day he miraculously gained the powe
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, dismember me and inter the parts in several different prairies in order to deter mad prairie scientist Dr. Vaquerostein from constructing an abominable undead cowboy from my remains.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Friends, Californians, Americans, lend me your corn. All of it.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It’s not you, it’s me. Me and my can of corn. Me and my can of corn and a squirrel. A sexy squirrel named Alicia. And my can of corn. And me. Not you.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Attention, Pure Guava: I know. And now you know that I know. Meet me at the truck stop at midnight. Bring the corn. And if I see anyone that even looks like a cop, the squirrel gets it.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Islands in the stream, that is what we are—warm, floating ears of hot, buttered corn. So, so tasty.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Throw your veils over your snails, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey, Jude...can you pass the butter, the salt, and those kitschy little knobby yellow plastic corn holders?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Greenland's ice is melting. Thank the goddamn Lord, cause now we can plant that fucker with corn.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It'll be a cold day in hell when the temperature dips below freezing.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Considering the sheer number of seashells already on the seashore, her choice of location was somewhat questionable from a business standpoint.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Do dromedary and Andromeda resemble each other enough to suffice as a catchphrase-worthy play on words?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Curry is delicious. Iowa is interesting. Yo mamma turned me down.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Please turn to First Heynongians, Chapter 7, Verse 13: “And it came to pass that the walls of the studio were besieged by the idolatrous Auckerites, a
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Smash cut to the Smashing Pumpkins actually smashing pumpkins, accompanied by Corgan on the organ.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This episode being what it is, I recommend that you just skip ahead to a little something we call plugs.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Keep your money, Jimmy. I’m only in this for the corn. Cracked, preferably.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If “Can you name something yellow and delicious?” is the answer to the question “If corn is the answer, then what is the question?”, then what is the
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Continued disparagement of the McLiverneck name on this so-called “comedy show” will result in the discontinuation of all corn-related catchphrases.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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