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Topics posted by SideofMcG

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    What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 8 replies
    • 559 views
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    If you piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining at least give me a seven day forecast. Are you gonna take a dump on my loafers before the weekend?

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 4 replies
    • 624 views
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    Now Hear This live episode

    By SideofMcG, in Comedy Bang Bang

    • 3 replies
    • 1643 views
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    Don't stop. Be Leaving. That's right - get the fuck out of here.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 473 views
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    Comedy Bin Bag is sponsored by Active Shooter - the new cardio workout program from RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 415 views
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    Chad Kroeger's Thesaurus Dilemma and other terrible names for rock bands.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 386 views
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    Expensive holiday booked? Check. Car rental sorted? Check. Outdated method of payment used? Cheque.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 437 views
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    Everybody keeps saying that Chaka Khan but nobody stops to ask if Chaka Should. 

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 452 views
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    When's the Pee Cast Blast ep dropping? Please and Thank You!

    By SideofMcG, in Comedy Bang Bang

    • 2 replies
    • 1121 views
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    A dishy fishy is a haddock I'd get padlocked for.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 259 views
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    If there's one thing I can't stand, it's up.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 334 views
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    Hello neighbour, hello friend, come hither and hear about my grisly end.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 227 views
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    You can't drop a C-bomb in polite company anymore or an H-bomb on an eastern country. It's political correctness gone mad. 

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 378 views
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    She sells seashells on the seashore but I'm reporting her to the IRS because that's the kind of crustacean I am.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 566 views
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    Bigger they are, the harder they fall, the harder they fall, the bigger the bounce back, the bigger the bounce back, the sexier the trampoline display

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 471 views
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    Patrick Swazye did a roundhouse in Roadhouse, some flirty dancing in Dirty Dancing but no joints broken in Point Break. What gives?

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 407 views
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    "I remember when all this was fields." Please Mister Fields put your penis away.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 498 views
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    Big news for us! We're pregnant! And by 'we' I mean 'you'. And by 'us' I also mean 'you'. I don't date no weird Junior ass pregnant men.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 431 views
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    The Three Extreme L's of Real Estate - Location, Location WOAHCATION.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 395 views
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    You know what they say? Small hands - cheaper gloves.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 511 views
  21.  

    Where wolf? Were wolf? We're wolf. Queerwolf. Dr. Suess' lost manuscript finally uncovered!

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 442 views
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    Sheep should be shorn and not herd.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 459 views
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    Space Ghetto. To our Scottish listeners that just sounded like I said Spice Girl. Weird, huh?

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 837 views
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    Harambe ? He's just King Kong for Millennials. Millennials? They're just Baby Boomers for this century. Baby Boomers? They just love exploding babies.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 599 views
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    I dunno about that autoerotic asphyxiation. You'd have to be pretty desperate to fuck an exhaust pipe.

    By SideofMcG, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 509 views
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