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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I'm writing a movie about a skateboarding lawyer called "Dude Diligence"
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I put an “about the author” page in my autobiography because fuck you!
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"I'm walkin' here, forget about it" said the Brooklyn based Jedi, waving his hand at the stormtroopers.
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After Steve Harvey started a diet where he didn't eat and made himself puke his friends are now calling him Heave Starvey.
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My wife and I used to do a lot sixty nine-ing but unfortunately 10 years in we do a lot more ninety-sixing.
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It's been far too long since I smelled you fart oolong.
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If you think the numbers on celebrity net worth.com are overinflated your should see the numbers on celebrity self worth.com.
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My asshole is kind of a dick, my dick is a bit of an asshole, my tits are a huge pussy and my pussy is the tits.
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"Yo quiero regular bell!", said Spanish Quasimodo.
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I like strap-ons and nature worship, they call me the peggin’ pagan.
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She sells seashells by the seashore, he swallows tide pods by the tide pool.
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Life is just death and taxes and creamed corn. Â So much creamed corn it makes you want to give up.
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1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush is not an excuse to piss into your hands.
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Soul Sucking Sole Sucking and Other Reasons Why I Stopped Being a Foot Fetishist
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Did you hear about the new app for larvae to find husbands? It's called GrubHub.
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Unfortunatley more cushion for the pushin' does not correlate to more pushin' for the cushion.
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It makes me sad that even though some people could be amazing ventriloquists they’ll never try it because of how dumb it seems.
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Parents spanking their kids? Questionable. Kids spanking their parents? Unquestionably weird.
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Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dog, I will not be adopting you.
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It's important to remember that one of your friends has shit themselves more than anyone else and just because they were a baby doesn't mean they shouldn't be ridiculed.
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My dad butt dialed me and left me a message. It was a fart.
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