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TootyBut2DButt

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    Iā€™ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle, if give you a dime if you fondle my lime, Iā€™ll give you a quarter if you have sex with me.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    She sells seashells by the sea shore because she doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I hate to be a pedant but it shouldnā€™t be a wedding ring it should be a wedded ring.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I preferred Maron before he went electric.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    To take my mind off the current situation Iā€™ve gotten into collecting things and I started with unemployment benefits.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Is Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious because of VIN numbers?

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Looking for a way to spice things up in the bedroom? Ā Try barbecue sauce. Ā It's not just for food anymore.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We regret to inform you that white boy summer has been cancelled.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Stroke ā€˜em if you got ā€˜em.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There once was was a woman named Elisabeth Shue. She appeared in ā€œLeaving Las Vegasā€ and ā€œBack to the Future: Part 2ā€.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Take Alpha Brain cognitive supplement pills just once a day and you could become as smart as Pete Holmes AND Joe Rogan.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I prefer a blower to a shower or a grower.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Did you hear about the bread making guide that Freddie Mercury wrote. It's called the 7 C's of Rye.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I asked James Brown to hit me and he wouldn't do it, that coward.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Itā€™s time for catchphrase submitters to unionize.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I get bull-shit, horse-shit and dog-shit, but how often do you see a bat-shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If ghosts don't exist then how come ghost hunting experts are so sure they do?

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Iā€™m a fan of genitals in general, but Iā€™m a bigger fan of genitals in Generals. Hereā€™s lookin at you Patton and MacArthur.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Orange is red, violet is blue, colors are confusing, when youā€™re a dog.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Does anyone know any differences between men and women? I think Iā€™ve got an idea for a joke.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It takes a shit to give a shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You catch more flies with honey, but flies are gross and metaphors are dumb.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I fucked Benjamin Button when he was old.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Thanks to autocorrect instead of going to a hibachi restaurant I ended up at a hitachi restaurant.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Whoa whoa whoa what's what's what's happening happening happening?

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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