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    Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.

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    Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.

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    Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.
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    New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

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    Seconded. Thank you! It’s been a real pleasure.
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    Like a fart in the breeze, he smelled really bad if you stood downwind of him.
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    Would somebody PLEASE update Newfoundland’s name already?
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    Let he who is without balls trip the first balls.

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    Eunuchs, I’m looking at you.
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    Let he who is without balls trip the first balls.
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    One pop for yes, two pops for no: that’s the way the locked-in Popcorn Magneto answers questions.
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    So it doesn’t have to do with that infected area right there?
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    Dirty dirty, flirty flirty, hurdy-gurdy, mercy mercy, Mother may I? Yes you may.
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    Why do they call it a nap? No one’s sopping anything up!
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    Is it just me, or would Peter Panties make a great name for a men’s lingerie company?
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    Is it just me, or could Howie Mandel be a little nicer to those women when he tells them to open the case?
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    What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? What’s your social security number?
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    And thus I propose that William Tell should be the national anthem of Switzerland.
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