List of Scott's Frequently Repeated Phrases

[Kickpuncher 5012]

Inspired by this year's countdown - As an off-shoot of this list, how about Scott's frequently used references?

 

- The final episode of MASH

- The guy who laughs at the surfer wiping out in the song "Wipeout"

- The greedy writers of "Happy Birthday", those old spinsters Mildred and Patty Hill (I'd normally call this a PFT reference, but Scott recently used it on a CBB without Paul)

- The Star Wars cantina song

 

...

[BLOOOR 13]

From the Comedy Bang Bang Live shows between Scott and Paul F. Tompkins

- "I'll allow it, but you're on notice counsellor!" (tip of the hat to John Mulaney and his love of TV procedurals)

- "'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished" (tip of the hat to Shakespeare and his verbosity)

 

Solid gigglers.

[JacobCrites 4977]

From the Comedy Bang Bang Live shows between Scott and Paul F. Tompkins

- "I'll allow it, but you're on notice counsellor!" (tip of the hat to John Mulaney and his love of TV procedurals)

- "'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished" (tip of the hat to Shakespeare and his verbosity)

 

Solid gigglers.

It's actually "but watch yourself councillor!"

I know this because I've been listening to nothing but these tour episodes for three days like an insane person

[BLOOOR 13]

I'll allow it.

[noiseball 60]

"Oh boy"

[Foltaire 333]

Scott, for the love of Borat, please don't abandon MY WAIFE in the coming year. MY FRIDAY NAIGHT LIGHTS is promising, but it just won't fill the void.

[TruePedant 20]

Shame I just noticed this now, we have been making a list on the CBB wiki http://comedybangban...Recurring_Jokes, still incomplete but I will be sure to add any more from this list.

A few I think you missed:

• Ghost Burgers
  
• How you weigh?
  
• Maybe it's just me, but for me
  
• We don't have to ask if we can ask a question.
  

[Foltaire 333]

It's a new year. Out with the 'Bing-Bong', in with the 'Bing-Bang-Theory'.

[MikeyGoldsmith 1]

i always smile when he says ostensibly, just because he says it so often.

and how come has nobody mentioned what's up hotdog?

[Kickpuncher 5012]

"My former girlfriend, who I married" (and similar variations)

[Kickpuncher 5012]

"Come on, it's not that kind of a show."

 

"It's been a while."

[SteveH 11126]

• constant references to Curly's gold
  
• titular (track, character, etc...)
  
• how much money do you make?
  
• one direction
  
• actor's pain
  
• Jasooonnn, what else is in the news? (he only said this once, but it should be a catchphrase)
  
• I like movies like the godfather, lawrence of arabia, citizen kane
  
• the guy in wipeout who laughs
  

[ICMexican 151]

Both Scott and PFT seem to enjoy A Christmas Carol references:

• "You there boy, what day is it?" "The one as big as me?" etc.
  
• blot of mustard, underdone potato, etc.
  
• Calling Bueford and Messmore Lebaron "Spirits!" the same way that Scrooge says it
  

[LegalZoom 35]

[Your/His/Her] twisted mind

[tortoisebeats 113]

I know this is from the sponsors section but I love it especially after the ADPPP episode.

 

I'll never see you at the _______

 

I'm also find of store DOT earwolf DOT com!

[sspratli 6]

That's like something from the twisted mind of Danny Devito.

 

Giiiiilllllyyyy...

 

Legal Zoom was created by a group of interesting people...

 

Stamps.com has more features than a meature. [He only said it once but it should return]

 

You should have your improv card revoked. [Almost always to Besser]

[tortoisebeats 113]

You and I have never met before. Is this your card?

[Kickpuncher 5012]

I remember this story being discussed on this forum when it first came out, so here's an update on Jesus allegedly saying "My wife": http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/10/science/scrap-of-papyrus-referring-to-jesus-wife-is-likely-to-be-ancient-scientists-say.html?smid=tw-nytimesscience&seid=auto

[Jotchua 431]

'Sclusie

 

When referring to somethign exclusive.

[HipGuide 196]

"returning champion" describing Rob Delaney/Weird Al Yankovic

[Jotchua 431]

I did not read every post in here, but there's the classic "Great story, if it ends there."

[Skeevins 322]

(As Shrek) "Donkey!"

[LegalZoom 35]

...hide nor hair...

 

And, recently, "Aaaafter an aaaaall nnnew mmmmaron"

[Yeti Hunter 36]

How did no one add "Parks AND Rec-reation. I like to afford it the respect of the full title."

[Kickpuncher 5012]

After today's episode, I think we can officially add "I could get used to this."