Episode 238 — Marissa Wompler's Birthday Pool Party LIVE

[JulyDiaz 2797]

WOMP IT UP! We’re celebrating Marissa Wompler’s 17th Birthday Party LIVE from the Marina Del Rey condo HOA common area pool with Miss Listler, Marissa’s step dad Dr. Seth Wompler, and Eric “Gutterballs” Gutterman. It’s all fun in the sun until Marissa’s arch nemesis Danielle Bartiromo crashes the pool party. Grab yourself a tea, join us on the platform above the pool, and womp up the jamz!

[slothborn 38]

Once again my insomnia means I get to listen to this before the other East Coast chumps soundly asleep in their beds. Everything is coming up slothborn! Womp it up on a Monday!

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Cancel the rest of you life. It has now been rendered irrelevant by the existence of this podcast.

 

You may resume your life upon completion.

[Andrew 4646]

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod...

[S4082211 346]

HOLY MOTHER OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMACARE, I HAVE BECOME A PART OF THE MARISSA WOMPLER CANON!

 

How? Well the alleged smooth skinned, dimply Australian who wrote Marissa a promposal is me!

 

Here's the link for those interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHtXERN-j28

[Jackson1326657838 105]

For real, I haven't even listened to this yet and it is the best episode of the year.

[rebob 11]

I just know this episode is going to be awesome. Who needs sleep..

[S4082211 346]

Also, why is Jon Daly in the picture? New Rafflecast? I certainly hope so.

[Jackson1326657838 105]

I nearly choked to death. This racism in this makes Armen's "Ching Chong" bit seem like Candyland.

[S4082211 346]

I nearly choked to death. This racism in this makes Armen's "Ching Chong" bit seem like Candyland.

Sorry my friend, no matter how amazing Armen's "Ching Chong" bit was, this is CBB not Wooch

[Jackson1326657838 105]

I don't think I have ever listened to a podcast where a full two minutes after it is over, I'm still laughing uncontrollably. Well done, very well done.

[mattman92ish 823]

oh for the love of choctaw i dont deserve this podcast! thank you soo much! magical ep

 

Wompler rats of nimh shout out hahah

 

"I put on her yoga pants one time and I felt like A GODDAMN FOOL"

[GoofusOmega 32]

Tears- TEARS THIS MORNING when I read who was on. And then more when I saw that Jessica was pregnant and that her and Lennon's kids will surely be best friends and what is better than thaaaaat?? I think I'm going through something and need raw meat.

[nathanpierce 400]

"Jas---err, I mean, Eric". Ten minutes in. Already hilarious.

[TravisLakin 2]

This podcast makes my belly button want to give head to my butthole while forcing my dick, which is tied to a chair with its eye taped open, to watch. Its just that good.

[djwetmouse 74]

"Here comes the whomp it up, whomping up your memories..." What do I say to my coworkers when the.y catch me singing this?

[Shannon 2953]

IT'S TODAY! IT'S TODAY!!!!

 

[nathanpierce 400]

Oh man, Scott is killing it with these silly references. All in like the span of four minutes

 

"Oh! Help me OB One!"

"She's got Elvis Presley thighs!"

"What's with the Asians? It's like UCLA just got out"

 

[blau 12]

Woke up this morning, thought "Oh, new CBB. HOLY CRAP, WHEN WAS MARISSA'S BIRTHDAY?" and lo and behold...

 

It's only 9:23am, but I suspect that this will make my day. Womp it up!

[BenjaminJones 231]

Only 2 minutes in, and maybe it's just my headphones, but the looping "crickets and children laughing" background audio is really distracting.. So much so that I can hear every time the loop restarts.

[Nicolas Rage 313]

Brilliant episode! The last thing we find out about Miss Listler killed me.

 

Also this bit:

"Kareem says in Pakistan it's a sign of great wealth to have thighs that are twenty times the size of your top!"

"You know what else it is, it's also pretty kosher to slam some airplanes into buildings!"

[EarBear 460]

Jas---err, I mean, Eric. Ten minutes in. Already hilarious.

 

Man, I almost pissed my pants at that...

[MarmOfSmarm 36]

Jason Mantzoukas is not wearing jeans (white oxford is there though).

 

What.

Is.

Happening?

(Mantzoukas voice)

[groffle the awful waffle 13]

woo! this podcast totally balances out the fact that i'm dying slowly!

[EarBear 460]

Marissa: This is a classy podcast, it always has been...

Choctaw: Really?!?