Episode 62 — Dwarf Surfboard

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Rats have made the walls collapse in the caves. The gang must figure out a way to continue to their destination of Glinishmore. Maybe Blackie Green’s new dwarf surfboard can help.

[qrter 79]

Haven't listened yet, but that is one maniacal looking Sark pic:

 

[ninjamincho 13]

Another great episode! Thanks.

 

But!

 

Shouldn't Sir Richard have waited for all of his companions to dwarf-surf to safety before going himself? How could he leave Damian and Bart behind him in the deepening flood of rats?

 

Because he was drunk and thinking of himself, that's how. Alignment yellow card!

 

 

[telegramsam 92]

----SPOILER ALERT----

 

Brian missed a big opportunity in speaking with the rats. With all due respect, here's how I would have played it:

 

"Listen, Rats! We are not your enemies. We are but travelers who desire safe passage through these halls. Your true enemies are the Rat-Men! They have taken your home, they eat your food, and they sacrifice your lives for the sake of their own whims! Go! Take revenge on your oppressors! Go to their homes and root them out! They may be larger than you, but you are many! GO AND DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!"

 

*metal guitar riffs in the background*

 

\m/ \m/

[NotBettyWhite 137]

[JeffNelms 10]

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT FUDDRUCKERS.

[GolemGholaGoulashAgogo 5]

"On the next Lack of Curiosity" & "Myth Accepters" was really, really funny.

[StevoDoccerson 97]

While they've been underground the old Necromancer has restored everybody on the surface to the way they were, everybody on the water planet is fine, 12 pack was elected mayor, Karn's opened up his own frozen yogurt place, all the hostages who lived but were forgotten by the party have formed a support group...

[action52 554]

----SPOILER ALERT----

 

Brian missed a big opportunity in speaking with the rats. With all due respect, here's how I would have played it:

 

"Listen, Rats! We are not your enemies. We are but travelers who desire safe passage through these halls. Your true enemies are the Rat-Men! They have taken your home, they eat your food, and they sacrifice your lives for the sake of their own whims! Go! Take revenge on your oppressors! Go to their homes and root them out! They may be larger than you, but you are many! GO AND DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!"

 

*metal guitar riffs in the background*

 

\m/ \m/

 

Brilliant! If only Brian had thought of that.

[JohnDaniel 8]

I thought the Wizard Staff drinking game/accomplishment was pretty fun.

[ninjamincho 13]

Alignment yellow card!

 

Woah, forget that. Red card during the last 10 minutes of the episode.

[Baltron9000 11]

Sark, Blaine and Ken were all on Dana Gould's podcast, talking D&D. Very fun chat.

[Chaosound 50]

----SPOILER ALERT----

 

Brian missed a big opportunity in speaking with the rats. With all due respect, here's how I would have played it:

 

"Listen, Rats! We are not your enemies. We are but travelers who desire safe passage through these halls. Your true enemies are the Rat-Men! They have taken your home, they eat your food, and they sacrifice your lives for the sake of their own whims! Go! Take revenge on your oppressors! Go to their homes and root them out! They may be larger than you, but you are many! GO AND DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!"

 

*metal guitar riffs in the background*

 

\m/ \m/

Yeah Damian seems to think 'Speak With Animals" means "Command Animals".

[telegramsam 92]

Yeah Damian seems to think 'Speak With Animals" means "Command Animals".

 

Or rather, "command animals to eat themselves"…

 

I'm surprised he hasn't yet told them to suck their own dicks

[hhlightcap 25]

Also levitate spell used wrong. But I don't care. Blaine rules!!! @midnight is great too. Way to go Blaine!!!

[RyanChristopherRussell 9]

"It's the level boss!"

"No, it's the level assistant manager" -Blaine

 

almost missed this line, glad I didn't made me audibly "lol" at work...