Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

[agata 2789]

This week on Hollywood Handbook, Hayes and Sean start off with a segment called "I Gotta Raise" where they talk about their kids and their own upbringings: Sean on a farm and Hayes in a fire station. Then, friend ANDERS HOLM stops by to talk to the guys about the truth about Mimby, his salesman dad, living on the Eastside, and business cards. Also, Anders reveals the sweet story of how he lost his virginity. Then, the guys do "Pitch Stop", a segment where they do a fake pitch to Anders and they end the show with the world's shortest Popcorn Gallery.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Going to bed now with a nice little erection just thinking about how I'll get to listen to this upon waking up.

Gonna dream about the Hollywood sign, sunglasses, cash, and Venice Beach.

[skizelo 2536]

Please dont go to bed horny.

The LA weekly came out at a really good time because the biographical detail really lets me appreciate how honest Sean was being in "I Gotta Raise" Thanx for sharing with us, however Hayes was just lying a bunch, the article didn't mention Firemen once.

Also I'm deep into the Guest segment but I'm not really paying attention (I was composing this post in my head) so I've got to relisten but apparently they're talking about Food Fight?

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Also I'm deep into the Guest segment but I'm not really paying attention (I was composing this post in my head) so I've got to relisten but apparently they're talking about Food Fight?

 

Just want to clarify something on behalf of Hayes and Sean. They were totally pretending during that segment being fucking hilarious guys. There's no way they didn't know how dope important marketing is and I know first hand that they never pitch a story 'cause they let me sit in on their Flight of the Conchords pitch.

 

Sean was like, "Cast some fucking squares who talk like Gator Hunter and make them sing and make one of their names be like my name but spell the first name wrong."

 

And Hayes was like, "Yeah, and name one of these dingleberries after Engineer Bret as a fucking joke so we can tell Engineer Bret it was named after every other Bret on the planet and laugh our dicks off and then put him in a Sharpshooter until he taps out."

 

Then they made stupid huge money every time someone named their dog Arj Barker and they sold Kristen Schawls to every bridesmaid on the planet. 'Cause that's what marketing is.

[honlads 8798]

Going to bed now with a nice little erection just thinking about how I'll get to listen to this upon waking up.

 

How the heck does that happen though? Like, scientifically how does the peen get hard? I have so many questions. I love science though.

 

Great episode. Very funny once again.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Erections are just blood. Just so you know.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

Did Sean laugh so hard from Anders' airport joke that he came? Why'd he need a towel

[honlads 8798]

Erections are just blood. Just so you know.

 

I'm no scientist, but don't I need that blood in other parts of my body to keep me alive? Come on, man. Don't take me as a fool.

[Andrew 4646]

 

I'm no scientist, but don't I need that blood in other parts of my body to keep me alive? Come on, man. Don't take me as a fool.

 

You dummy, your body makes more blood during the s*x. What do you think comes out of your peener when you're done?

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

I'm no scientist, but don't I need that blood in other parts of my body to keep me alive? Come on, man. Don't take me as a fool.

 

Hey, friend, I'm not taking you as a fool. As handbookers, it's our responsibility to educate each other. I'm just trying to help you out. I care about you guys. I want to use my science knowledge to "help a brotha out."

[burdrulz 1760]

 

Hey, friend, I'm not taking you as a fool. As handbookers, it's our responsibility to educate each other. I'm just trying to help you out. I care about you guys. I want to use my science knowledge to "help a brotha out."

 

 

 

 

It's a bone inside of your dong. Why else would they call it a boner?

[xoValeriexo 4369]

[kobthatreal 5896]

I love that picture Valerie. That's circa 98 right? When Hayes used to do that smugly delighted Asian character at clubs?

[kneisage 2108]

This week's opening segment is the funniest thing I have ever heard in podcasting. The End. End of post.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

This week's opening segment is the funniest thing I have ever heard in podcasting. The End. End of post.

 

I agree. And congrats to the Clements clan on their probable new baby horse!

[xoValeriexo 4369]

I had to post that photo here to see your reactions to it. For me, it kinda made me fall in love with Hayes. I can't help but smile when I look at it.

 

Also suck it and fuck it or some junk like that. Who cares?

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

I love that picture Valerie. That's circa 98 right? When Hayes used to do that smugly delighted Asian character at clubs?

 

I remember he used to always say "wax on, shirt off!" and then pull down some babes tube top. I'm pretty sure he got Kyra Sedgwick with that like 50 times. I think they have a kid together now.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Suck it and fuck it indeed. I felt like I needed to apologize for my drunken post yesterday until I read this. Thanks veebs. This forum is way better than therapy.

[honlads 8798]

I can't stop thinking about how funny the "testosterone 'za" joke was.

[greggy 15909]

i enjoyed listening to this very good episode

 

somebody must have gotten out the ol grindstone because the thread is edgy this week

[greggy 15909]

also still a little fuzzy on the pants situation but i understand hes a busy mam

[RyanWright 713]

It's a bone inside of your dong. Why else would they call it a boner?

^Bahahaha^

 

Boners are cool and all but did you guys hear those arms of steel? I mean as scary as that 127 hours movie was think about if you had arms like that, youd need a freakin chainsaw to get free very scary

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

So do I owe Mr. Holm a percentage of whatever I make from now on?

[kneisage 2108]

I just slapped my arms and it sounded like a goddamn pig rolling around in mud

[PatrickMichaelMeyer 189]

 

 

 

 

It's a bone inside of your dong. Why else would they call it a boner?

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