Episode 56 — Iliza Shlesinger, Our Close Friend

[alargebucket 1589]

what are you guys going to change your names to for Dia de los Muertos tomorrow?

brgrholidayname

[SaladJesseRapheal 32]

I saw a tiny skellington outside my Dad's house today. He wanted a candy. How I not be scared?

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

it took me like 15 seconds to remember how to spell "skeleton" today because i couldnt stop saying it as "skellington" in my head so thats where im at in my life.

 

thanks for readin', gang.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

[Casaba 5942]

 

Joe! This is my favorite Halloween video. I had a VHS copy growing up. Me and my friends used to pull this out every year and watch Tim Curry make an ass out of himself. I am so glad you posted this!

 

PS - the special effects really hold up in this.

[honlads 8798]

Lots of ghastly ghouls up and about on Hallowe'en. Let me just say it's not my cup of tea.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

if cody's fridge is filled with hot dogs we will know the truth

 

i'm not sure i can trust a man whose fridge is filled with hot dogs

 

To speak on that for a moment- you want to keep your hotdogs in the freezer. They can last years like that. And I think it's okay if you also use them as ice cubes and to stir martinis and booze drinks. Then you leave the dog in your beverage and after it's gone you have like a tequila worm scenario. I am certain I got this from Martha Stewart, so no worries. But isn't hotdogs a CBB thing? I personally stock popcorns all up in my fridge, and teasers all up in my freezer. Have a Halloween!

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

Lots of ghastly ghouls up and about on Hallowe'en. Let me just say it's not my cup of tea.

 

dont you mean MUG of tea?? (like your avatar!) hahaha, just havin' some fun with you. have a good one.

[JulyDiaz 2797]

so many houses in my neighborhood have been zapped by the other worldly powers to become DEMON HOUSES

 

tonight i will hear the shrieks of all the demon children making tricks for treats and i will be in my bathroom with the door locked sobbing in the shower

 

HELL ON EARTH IS OCTOBER 31st

[chanson 9697]

so many houses in my neighborhood have been zapped by the other worldly powers to become DEMON HOUSES

 

tonight i will hear the shrieks of all the demon children making tricks for treats and i will be in my bathroom with the door locked sobbing in the shower

 

HELL ON EARTH IS OCTOBER 31st

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say that this kind of rhetorical prose is too scary.

 

A proper way to spend today would be baking biscuits so that one might have enough stamina for tomorrow's day of prayer in honor of All Saints' day.

[honlads 8798]

have a good one.

 

Thanks, man. I will.

[honlads 8798]

Clickhole's two-sentence horror story piece is very funny.

[squoopy doops 157]

[mwn 5470]

Clickhole's two-sentence horror story piece is very funny.

clickhole is easily the funniest of all the mainstream media outlets, and I do NOT give that designation lightly

[alargebucket 1589]

BOO!

 

[robinsbruce 4985]

Too. Scary.

[iloveIloveFilms 25]

:o

[xoValeriexo 4369]

You guys are cool.

[halfman 11]

Yeah I wasn't planning on sleeping or anything.

[Andrew 4646]

I liked how S+H broke down the types of conflict you could have, those being:

• Man vs Man
  
• Man vs Society
  
• Man vs Self
  
• Man vs Nature
  

 

But where does Man vs Food come into it?

[honlads 8798]

I liked how S+H broke down the types of conflict you could have, those being:

• Man vs Man
  
• Man vs Society
  
• Man vs Self
  
• Man vs Nature
  

But where does Man vs Food come into it?

 

I was trying to figure this out myself so i tossed out a fairly fuckin good Venn diagram. By the the time I had 4 circles drawn for man, society, self, and nature, I realised what I'd been drawing was in a way 4 pickles sitting on a nice hamburger sandwich.

 

U = Hamburger sandwich = food. Hope that helps.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Happy to report that I hunkered down in my house with the door locked. Lots of people tried to get in, from Zombings to Frankingsteins and even some clever monsters dressed up as Princesses and heroes like Superman. But my door lock is Gronk enough (deadbolt = I'm *not* going to be dead!) and I made it through! The sweet November sunlight signals another year of safety for ol' Tim!

 

I hope all of you guys made it as well?

[alargebucket 1589]

The sweet November sunlight signals another year of safety for ol' Tim!

Not for Turkeys, though. The nightmare month we all went through is just starting for those suckers.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

I administered a shit load of propofol into my system and just slept through the entire day to avoid all the spookings and hauntings. It felt great, I now know why Michael Jackson took it all the time!

[OcterDoctopus 1079]