Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Now that we're facebook friends, I've also learned that Greggy squirts yucky drink concentrates into his mouth, and that he rubs menthol balms on his nuts by accident all the time. So this revelation about blindly drinking vaccines isn't all that surprising.

 

Edit: New update from Facebook, he says it wasn't a accident. Social media!!!

[alargebucket 1589]

I get the impression Greggy is Return of the Jedi-era Darth Vader underneath that wig and makeup. Voice already confirmed.

[greggy 15909]

sometimes i say facetious things, just for humor

[Casaba 5942]

Vac, of the Latin vaca, meaning to leave, to vacate, etc. and cine, from the Latin cinema, meaning movies. So is they tryin to tell me leave the movies? Cause I paid for my ticket and it's pretty esspensive and don't even get me started on the popping corn and fountain soda those are, well, they ain't cheap.

 

Damn, KevBoP! You are smart! Pulling out the Latin lover knowledge.

[alargebucket 1589]

i find your lack of face paint disturbing

join me, and together we can rule the Greggaxy as father and son

when i left you I was but the learner now I am the Hockstetler

Likes, I am your father

i hope so for your sake. the moderator is not as forgiving as I am

Choice quotes, Darth Greggy.

[skizelo 2536]

You gotta pay the vax tax. dont show off your hacks, like lax Max, instead show him your backs.

[skizelo 2536]

we're getting a fax!

*the whole office crowds around a dusty machine for 3 minutes as it spits the word "CONGRATULATE" onto a clean sheet of A4.

[greggy 15909]

hey anyone want to hangout tonight at like 7pst? i got 2.5 pages of private school notes burning a hole in my notebook and if i watched it for no reason ill be piss

[Casaba 5942]

I know a lot about vaccines because I give out hot beef injections all the time. Yowzah!

[DEATHMAN 3317]

hey if you guys dont want the vaccines just send them to me, i drink every vial i get in the mail no questions asked

and you get a lot of those through Life Box

[Casaba 5942]

hey anyone want to hangout tonight at like 7pst? i got 2.5 pages of private school notes burning a hole in my notebook and if i watched it for no reason ill be piss

 

I can't hang out tonight. But if you all do, can you please please please record it so I can watch the analysis of Private School?

I wouldn't be able to hangout again until Saturday morning, or maybe Monday night.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I know a lot about vaccines because I give out hot beef injections all the time. Yowzah!

Blegh, no thanks. I'm a vegetarian*.

 

*Actually, I eat dairy, eggs and seafood. So if it's a hot milk, eggs and fish injection, I'd have to say "Blegh, yes please!"

 

Edit: Also, what insight does your hot beef injecting experience give you about vaccines? Do hot beef injections prevent you from turning into a hot cow? Do they give you "herd immunity?" Holy shit, I just thought of that one and it's very very funny.

[greggy 15909]

 

I can't hang out tonight. But if you all do, can you please please please record it so I can watch the analysis of Private School?

I wouldn't be able to hangout again until Saturday morning, or maybe Monday night.

well monday night would work for me, that would be ok

[Casaba 5942]

Blegh, no thanks. I'm a vegetarian*.

 

*Actually, I eat dairy, eggs and seafood. So if it's a hot milk, eggs and fish injection, I'd have to say "Blegh, yes please!"

 

Edit: Also, what insight does your hot beef injecting experience give you about vaccines? Do hot beef injections prevent you from turning into a hot cow? Do they give you "herd immunity?" Holy shit, I just thought of that one and it's very very funny.

 

It prevents hot cow disease*.

 

 

*Like mad cow disease but hotter (meaning sexier [ie, mature cows only]).

[robinsbruce 4985]

I still need to watch private school. I want to talk about it but I have to work tonight.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

I can't hang out until probably Monday evening. I also haven't yet watched Private School.

 

I'm going on a Tahoe trip this weekend, so maybe I can convince the whole group to watch Private School with me. That wouldn't be too weird, right?

 

Or maybe just listen to it while I drive?

[greggy 15909]

monday sounds like a good call then

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

 

Or maybe just listen to it while I drive?

 

Listening to it might work, but only if you are expert at interpreting the sound of naked taters. If you're not confident about that, you should definitely gather as many of your co-workers or casual acquaintances together as possible and make them watch it with you.

[Casaba 5942]

I'm going on a Tahoe trip this weekend, so maybe I can convince the whole group to watch Private School with me. That wouldn't be too weird, right?

 

You should definitely do this, but be aware that it may cause awkwardness and/or sensual times.

 

PS - Have fun in Tahoe, Tim!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Now that we're facebook friends, I've also learned that Greggy squirts into his mouth and that he rubs his nuts all the time.

 

#TheHollywoodHandbookPranksterStrikesAgain #BadBoy

 

 

[Casaba 5942]

Which one of you lucky ducks is Blake Stuck?

[burdrulz 1760]

you guys, I'm still here...

 

[greggy 15909]

and you get a lot of those through Life Box

yeah this week they sent me one of those single-dose packs of benadryl, 13 cialis, and a 50 gallon drum of thalidomide pills, i dont know how they can afford the shipping costs alone

[dixon 5920]

 

#TheHollywoodHandbookPranksterStrikesAgain #BadBoy

 

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

yeah this week they sent me one of those single-dose packs of benadryl, 13 cialis, and a 50 gallon drum of thalidomide pills, i dont know how they can afford the shipping costs alone

Oof, I bet that benadryl made you real sleepy.