Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend

[dixon 5920]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wVt2EWiAeS8xuUFUzyh83WycU6HBgTFyjRnadyPXkmo/edit?usp=sharing

here if u wnat pretzels heres how u do it

I'ma make these pretzels. Do you eat em plain? Dip em? Make a sammich?

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Seeing as Hayes is desperately trying to get on the podcast merry go round with his recent spate of appearances, I think we should all start individual podcasts just to help ol Hayes out. Seems he'll definitely show up if he can talk about the TV shows he used to jerk it to as a kid.

 

I'm going to be there in a few weeks so I'm certain I can get him on my famous podcast "Order Hors d'oeuvres: How do you order your Hors d'oeuvres? A podcast about ordering Hors d'oeuvres"

 

[DEATHMAN 3317]

https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing

here if u wnat pretzels heres how u do it

I think you got Ludacris confused with Optimus Prime

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

No. That is me. I like Geoff Sanderson and Kevin Dinean and THAT'S IT

 

Go whale

omg guys have you even heard the Whalers fight song? It's so silly and soooooo 80's.

[IanDrakeMcGaunn 75]

Sports is a lot of fun and cool and I really appreciate the references to sports games that people are making in this topic.

 

https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing

here if u wnat pretzels heres how u do it

 

Also I really appreciate this comment because pretzels is my favorite food, and the only food that the doctor is allowing me to eat after the eyelid lift, which seemingly had some stomach interactions.

 

Was anyone else disappointed about Kumail's avoidance of the Packingstan question? I really wanted to know if Packingstan was any good...

[dixon 5920]

Greggy, after making that post 2 hours ago I fell asleep again and had a dream where you had found me on AIM (and I still used AIM) and were telling me how to make pretzels.

[BertramCooper 122]

Hi guys I'm a long-time first-time. Show business, comic books and video games is one of my favorite hobbies so this was one of my favorite eps.

 

Oh, and as someone who knows someone who knows someone who works in video games (not to name drop, but it's Warren Spector), I actually know why they're called cut scenes: It's because all of the characters that appear in them have to be circumcised.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Long-time first-time what?

[dixon 5920]

Great to meet another listener, but we really don't need to know your sexual history. This keeps happening. I know this week's show got a little randy, but your dick size and whether or not you are a virgin don't matter to us. We're cool.

[A Bear 1813]

Take that trashy talk to the Battle of the Exes thread, Cooper-tino.

[BertramCooper 122]

Long-time first-time what?

Long-time cat fixer; first-time spelunker into that dark, musty cave we call showbiz.

 

Apologies for the lack of clarification. I assumed it was obvious.

[kobthatreal 5896]

Cmon Mbop.. Think of a hockey player.... Uhhh.. Uh... Fuck im gonna spell it wrong. Maybe theyll still get it.

 

 

 

VANBEEZBROOK?

[skizelo 2536]

hi friends. if you want more hayes, check out the newest ep of trends with benefits here: http://www.twb.cool/ep/0000011

 

thanks for listening. love y'all byeeeee.

 

Hayes knows so much about every listener, and we know that, as a child, he pretended to watch SNL and instead masturbated to softcore porn. He's got a good impression of Greggy to boot.

[A Bear 1813]

Hey fellas, how does one change the member status above your avatar? Like where mine says "Advanced Member". Is that only for the elite?

[dixon 5920]

Hey fellas, how does one change the member status above your avatar? Like where mine says "Advanced Member". Is that only for the elite?

You gotta wait until Dan Engler changes it for you

[skizelo 2536]

Just got to the part of the podcast where they talk about newspaper strips and let me tell you, I love those things. Agata, have you talked about Apartment 3G, and how the artist absolutely refuses to do any work?

e: I also like the piano

[Zsinjeh 1677]

Cmon Mbop.. Think of a hockey player.... Uhhh.. Uh... Fuck im gonna spell it wrong. Maybe theyll still get it.

 

 

 

VANBEEZBROOK?

that swedish guy, the one with the ice skates

[greggy 15909]

I'ma make these pretzels. Do you eat em plain? Dip em? Make a sammich?

all of these. the world is your oyster when you can make pretzels in your own kitchen

[xoValeriexo 4369]

BoScout, are you aware that your profile photo is the profile photo a lunatic would use?

 

And your posts are not helping the situation.

[rod aug 5637]

BoScout, are you aware that your profile photo is the profile photo a lunatic would use?

 

And your posts are not helping the situation.

I like to imagine him in a rubber room rambling his posts as the nurse feverishly types them up on a laptop.

[greggy 15909]

 

Hayes knows so much about every listener, and we know that, as a child, he pretended to watch SNL and instead masturbated to softcore porn. He's got a good impression of Greggy to boot.

yeah i feel really bad that the HH episode was when my voice was at its absolute worst, i will have to do it again some time

[dixon 5920]

 

wait for pretzel

[Joe McGurl 8358]

The goose is into it

[kobthatreal 5896]

I think BoScout is just listening on a whole nother level that none of us are at yet.. Gonna do peyote before next ep and we'll compare posts to see if that may be the base status he operates on.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Still waiting on those notes from the last hangout, Kob.