EPISODE 81 — Alex Anfanger and Jon Bass, Our Close Friends

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Hey, just out of curiosity did any of you newbies have a difficult childhood? I'm the person on the forum who gets to the heart of the matter and I'd really like to find a connection with you guys. I know it's tough to talk about, but sometimes sharing your story of being molested, watching your grandma die right in front of you, or being abandoned at an orphanage can really help me to like you.

 

I had one of dem sweet ass, idyllic childhoods. Here I am with a dope TMNT Bday cake:

 

[kittens 1288]

replacement frisbee arrived today and it is the same as the last one but in better condition

the weather hasn't even been good frisbee weather

joke's on you dogs!!

[honlads 8798]

Great pic, ADC. Full Packie Bonner kit and that gesture. I respect this photo so much.

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

I spent much of my childhood hiding in baskets.

 

[SteveH 11126]

I had a pretty bad childhood. I got tricked into holding a tiny skelington once:

 

 

But I was also straight up boys with Mickey Mouse:

 

 

 

 

full disclosure: 5 minutes after this photo was taken, I was molested by Mickey Mouse.

[A Bear 1813]

Here's me on the beach where my parents abandoned me as a young boy. I was raised by crabs

 

[LydonBergin 420]

Hey, just out of curiosity did any of you newbies have a difficult childhood? I'm the person on the forum who gets to the heart of the matter and I'd really like to find a connection with you guys. I know it's tough to talk about, but sometimes sharing your story of being molested, watching your grandma die right in front of you, or being abandoned at an orphanage can really help me to like you.

 

Well... I would NEVER talk about this (I don't think I've ever even brought it up) but my name is Lydon and you say it like Lie-Done just like it looks, but because I'm so special and cool and people don't get it, everyone calls my Lyndon at first. But again, I would NEVER bring this up, and certainly wouldn't threaten to go to war with a handsome man like JMcG over it, because I'm pretty nice really.

 

And my picture is this old dude named Lyndon because I'm facing my fears.

[devscoots 2561]

I had a pretty good childhood, but I can't make it to my parents house to scan pics like all you apparently INSANE people.

 

Just picture myself but with beautiful golden blond hair.

[devscoots 2561]

Slso, it's a saturday and I'm drunk off my arse AND LOVIN LIFE

 

I SEE DEM RED SQUIGGLY LINES AND DI NOT CARE WHATS IT LIKE TO THINK OF THE FUTRUE? HONESTLY WONDERING

[xoValeriexo 4369]

Devscoots, you look like Henry Phillips in your photo and that makes me like you automatically.

[devscoots 2561]

Henry Phillips the kitchen show guy? Cos coooooool. He's real good, I am not.

 

 

EDIT: Also I went out earlier, and by god hamburgers are getting too tall. Will no one combat this menace where you have to pay to eat a thing but you look like a goddamn dork trying to do so and it's not fun and it is irritating?

 

REDUCE THE HEIGHT OF OUR HAMBURGERS PLACES THAT WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR GOOD FOOD

[Sillylillyquee 1015]

Popcorn???

[Andrew 4646]

devscoots, is it true that if it's summer here it's winter there? Why?

[Toro y Moist 695]

Wait, are we asking devscoots popcorn gallery questions?

[marshall mellow 1671]

PCG question for devscoots:

 

devscoots, is Neighbours still a thing ? Same question about Home and Away.

[LydonBergin 420]

devscoots, did you see the Inherent Vice? I watched it with a friend last night and of course I understood it cause it's good. But my friend didn't understand it. So you don't have to explain it to me, because I definitely got it, but can you explain it for my friend?

[devscoots 2561]

1. yep, summer for winter and such and such; it's because of angles

 

2. yep, neighbours; still a thing same thing for home and away you flamin mongrels

 

3. nup, tryna work my way up to it but I worry it will be more trouble than it's worth. fuckin waahkeen feenix man, jeez

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Dev,

 

I went to Melbourne once and I went up a big building to look at the view. At the bottom of the building there was a video that played a song with the lyrics "Melbourne. A great place to be".

 

Can you go to this building for me please and record said song?

[devscoots 2561]

Can you go to this building for me please and record said song?

 

I WOULD RATHER DIE

 

alsoo it's like half an hour on the train sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[RanRan 3242]

Devscoots do you know the Melbourne band Cuntz, and also how frequently do you call people cunts?

[Toro y Moist 695]

The turnaround for these PCG questions is insane! Is this Hollywood Handbook 2.0 or something?

[JMonsterface 1974]

Devscoots, please drink at least 8 ounces of water.

[Jakal 4475]

Devscoots, if you could come up with a creative popcorn gallery question to ask Devscoots what would it be?

[Colt 595]

Devscoots, is this the image that inspired your name?

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Dev, you haven't answered for 48 minutes. Are you okay? Or did you end up going to that building?