EPISODE 81 — Alex Anfanger and Jon Bass, Our Close Friends

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Dev, you haven't answered for 48 minutes. Are you okay? Or did you end up going to that building?

 

I hope he did. That song was very uplifting.

[SteveH 11126]

Devscoots, is this the image that inspired your name?

 

1000 likes.

[SteveH 11126]

Devscoots, let's get down to it. Australia has sensible gun laws because a bad thing happened once and they fixed it. Please explain why the U.S. is dumb and Australia is nice and smart.

 

Never mind. That question is too heavy for the forum. Devscoots- I made shrimp on the grill tonight (this is 100% true). How would you describe what I did in your native dialect?

 

Thank you.

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

Devscoots, do you own a devscooter?

 

Edit: I just saw the picture above. Now I feel like a dingus. I would delete this post if I knew how.

[NickSpannaus 91]

summer for winter and such and such; it's because of ANGELS??

[devscoots 2561]

Devscoots do you know the Melbourne band Cuntz, and also how frequently do you call people cunts?

 

Yes. Often, but with affection. Like, you might say, "hey, look at this mad cunt", about someone you really like. It really isn't hate speech here.

 

Devscoots, if you could come up with a creative popcorn gallery question to ask Devscoots what would it be?

 

I don't know if this is gunna show up, cuz it don't on my screen, but my question shall forever be, "what life or career, apart from improv or comedy, do you idly imagine in moments of fond reminiscence"

Devscoots, let's get down to it. Australia has sensible gun laws because a bad thing happened once and they fixed it. Please explain why the U.S. is dumb and Australia is nice and smart.

 

 

 

NOT WITH A 10FOOT POLE

 

 

Never mind. That question is too heavy for the forum. Devscoots- I made shrimp on the grill tonight (this is 100% true). How would you describe what I did in your native dialect?

 

Thank you.

 

you put some shrimp on the barbie (I hope this makes you happy, realistically you barbequed some prawns, I HOPE YOU HAPPY)

[devscoots 2561]

Devscoots, please drink at least 8 ounces of water.

 

Some good advice from ol' jmonsterface

[JacobCrites 4977]

Catching up on this thread...I didn't realize I was in the presence of shiftless heathens who daresay a negative word about the endless joy-fountain that is Spontaneanation.

[Jakal 4475]

Heathens is a strong word, I prefer the term 'non-traditional fans.'

[RanRan 3242]

Devscoots, do you know Jake? He lives in Melbourne. Would it be cool if we both knew a same person?

[LydonBergin 420]

devscoots, if my math checks out its roughly Tuesday morning there -- that being the case, who was the guest on the show that we didn't get to ask popcorn gallery questions to?

 

Full disclosure, I have no idea how time zones work.

 

Edit: I ended a sentence with a preposition. English be damned.

[jony2011 45]

Devscoots, do you own a devscooter?

 

Edit: I just saw the picture above. Now I feel like a dingus. I would delete this post if I knew how.

 

paging cousin Sam again

[jony2011 45]

devscoots, if my math checks out its roughly Tuesday morning there -- that being the case, who was the guest on the show that we didn't get to ask popcorn gallery questions to?

 

Full disclosure, I have no idea how time zones work.

 

Edit: I ended a sentence with a preposition. English be damned.

 

English is chill. It's the fat cats and robber barons in Big Midsentence-Preposition corporations that have been controlling us all for years.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/ending-sentences-with-prepositions

Rise up! (please note my provocative and rebellious preposition placement)

[watchayakan 1021]

good ep

[RanRan 3242]

Rise up! (please note my provocative and rebellious preposition placement)

Also redundant but who's counting

[jony2011 45]

That's part of what makes it so provocative.

 

Are you not provoked?

[greggy 15909]

i dont care so much about the questions not getting on HH but man i dont want to miss out on the popcorn gallery theme song this week

[chanson 9697]

Slso, it's a saturday and I'm drunk off my arse AND LOVIN LIFE

 

I SEE DEM RED SQUIGGLY LINES AND DI NOT CARE WHATS IT LIKE TO THINK OF THE FUTRUE? HONESTLY WONDERING

 

 

Proud of you, bud.

 

More of this, please.

[chanson 9697]

PS - I had a fantastic day today. Well, yesterday. Saturday. Because now it's 12:38AM on Sunday. So I guess today is also starting off pretty great.

 

I'm doing this thing where I go around telling people how great I feel so that they'll resent me. It's a fun game to pass the time until my inevitable death.

 

Positivity is fun, guys!

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Guys, Steffi was at the fight with her ex. I hope he was just giving her back some of the rackets he borrowed. At least she still has her tatt:

 

[chicknsandwich 2495]

I go off the forums for one day and I miss the devscoots Popcorn Gallery?!?

[MusicalGuest 380]

Catching up on this thread...I didn't realize I was in the presence of shiftless heathens who daresay a negative word about the endless joy-fountain that is Spontaneanation.

 

Hearing the Spontaneanation theme music makes me feel like I'm entering a warm, worry-free cocoon where nothing bad can happen. I usually listen to it first on Mondays before I get to CBB now. The monsters on this forum who find it "boring" are truly dead inside, and hopefully soon dead outside (when I murder them)

[greggy 15909]

hope your having a good church service today mr sean and hayes

[chicknsandwich 2495]

dead inside

Ha nice Muse reference.

 

Edit: C'mon guys!

[Fatty2Dicks 694]

THE NBA IS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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