Episode 85 — David Letterman, Our Close Friend

[SteveH 11126]

Lip synching? You're trying to tell me those weren't your dulcet tones I was hearing through my phone speakers?

 

I was lip synching to myself. Do you think I hired someone to sing the popcorn gallery theme?

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

i let a "marc macaroni" slip in front of non-handbook-heads today. that wasn't good, but they don't deserve cool smart funny humor such as that anyhow

[LydonBergin 420]

Monday 6.1 Nashville, TN @ The End w/ Faux Ferocious, Step Sisters

 

This looks like something I should attend, and it's not even in East Nashville so I'm cool enough to be there.

 

I should also mention for those of you that don't care... Faux Ferocious is a good Nashville band, they even made commercial... AND that Step Sisters is really guys and they drink at the bar where I also drink.

[Houston 4819]

Hey Handbook Heads, I'm headed out on tour in a few weeks and I'm going to a bunch of places I've never been before.

 

Let me know if you book a gig in Atlanta.

 

Also, I just finished the Reality Show Show..... I really enjoyed hearing HH be created over 39 WONDERFUL episodes. I really, really wish that it was still going as I would love to hear them break down Britain's Hardest Grafter. A show where poor folks compete against each other for money. It's already being described as 'poverty porn'.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Hey Handbook Heads, I'm headed out on tour in a few weeks and I'm going to a bunch of places I've never been before. If anybody in a city where I don't know anyone wants to come see my band, I will happily put you on the guest list. And if I can't do that, I will buy you a beer or something...IF you can pass my test to see if you are a TRUE FAN!

 

(jk please come hang out with me, it'd be great to meet some of y'all)

 

Dates behind this spoiler tag, don't click if you don't wanna get spoiled!

 

 

ZOLTARS TOUR 2015

Friday 5.29 Austin @ Beerland w/ Xetas, James Arthur's Manhunt, Endless Youth

Saturday 5.30 Ft. Worth @ Lola?s Saloon w/ War Party, Panic Volcanic, Concrete Robot

Sunday 5.31 Little Rock, AK @ Stickyz w/ Open Fields, The Uh Huhs, GG Earth

Monday 6.1 Nashville, TN @ The End w/ Faux Ferocious, Step Sisters

Tuesday 6.2 Asheville, NC @ Tiger Mountain w/TBA

Wednesday 6.3 Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter w/ Decide by Friday

Thursday 6.4 NYC @ Union Pool w/ Painted Zeros, Savants

Friday 6.5 Philadelphia, PA @ Kung Fu Necktie w/ Night Windows, Pilkington, The Deadeyes

Saturday 6.6 WPRB in-studio (Princeton)

Sunday 6.7 Cleveland, OH @ Happy Dog w/ Sleeping Bag

Monday 6.8 Detroit, MI @ PJ?s Lager House w/ Dead Waves, Lemix J. Buckley

Tuesday 6.9 Chicago, IL @ Schubas w/ The Man, Spike and The Sweet Spots

Wednesday 6.10 Bloomington, IN @ Bishop Bar w/ Frankie and The Witch Fingers

Thursday 6.11 St. Louis, MO @ Heavy Anchor w/ Karen Meat & the Computer, Bagheera

Friday 6.12 Memphis @ Murphy?s w/ Switchblade Kid, Wray

 

 

theres never anything interesting going in Los Angeles

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Seriously, why don't any good bands ever play here?

[SteveH 11126]

That band that they have a podcast about is playing in LA tonight.

[Jakal 4475]

Hey SteveH lets go to the NYC show, maybe RanRan will even let you play your Popcorn Gallery cover live.

[SteveH 11126]

Maybe! I'll only play live if Tim Treese shows up and I can be the Garfunkle to his Simon.

[thejjar 5031]

Hey SteveH lets go to the NYC show, maybe RanRan will even let you play your Popcorn Gallery cover live.

 

Union Pool is pretty dope. I can do that show

[RanRan 3242]

Hey SteveH lets go to the NYC show, maybe RanRan will even let you play your Popcorn Gallery cover live.

I will not.

Union Pool is pretty dope. I can do that show

Rad. I'm extra excited about that because my roommate used to work at Union Pool when he lived in Brooklyn, so I've heard lots of stories.

[MusicalGuest 380]

I noticed no one said speak on that in this episode, do you think Hayes and Sean were being scared of the mean guy on the CBB forum who told us not to say it anymore?

[Game of Scones 5812]

when you're built like me or sean or hayes, you don't worry about forum bullies

[souprman 10477]

Finally got to listen to an ep the week of. Really loved all the stuff about the close relationship between Dave and Carson Daly (RIP).

[dixon 5920]

Hey gang, let's endeavor to stay on topic and talk about the episode of Hollywood Handbook this whole thread instead of descending into chaos like we usually do.

 

Thanks,

Corpsefucker Shitlord

How's everyone's night going?

[dixon 5920]

Also, did you guys know Hayes was part of a web series on youtube a while back called Those People? Just learned about it from some guy on reddit. Who knew!

[DEATHMAN 3317]

How's everyone's night going?

BAD, NOW

[Game of Scones 5812]

harden just set the record for turnovers in a playoff game

 

I'm lovin it

[OcterDoctopus 1079]

Let's get Brett Gelman on this show.

I have it on good authority that he'll be on the show SOON.

 

The upcoming order is Frankie Muniz, then Max Greenfield, then Brett Gelman.

 

Trust.

[chanson 9697]

Also, did you guys know Hayes was part of a web series on youtube a while back called Those People? Just learned about it from some guy on reddit. Who knew!

 

Everytime I see something from Reddit I am amazed by the tact, diplomacy, and skillfulness with which people there construct and deliver their ideas and arguments. It is truly the Florence of the digital age.

 

Edit: I just realized that I assumed that the posters on Reddit are, in fact, people. I have no proof or evidence of this, so forgive my speculation.

[greggy 15909]

i like that they are posting that stuff there and not here, so ty redditmen

[Blink 1844]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu3EuWg2qNI

[Blink 1844]

Edit: A song so brilliant I posted it twice

[Game of Scones 5812]

oh, wait, no, I'm a nerd

[Casaba 5942]

Also, did you guys know Hayes was part of a web series on youtube a while back called Those People? Just learned about it from some guy on reddit. Who knew!

 

Are you fucking serious, Dixon? You've been around too long for this!