Episode 85 — David Letterman, Our Close Friend

[Nicolas Rage 313]

Objectively speaking, I believe that this episode of Agata, Gabe, and July's podcast Trends With Benefits is the funniest that they've done so far. Good job gang! I am in no way biased. Just a big fan!

 

http://www.twb.cool/ep/0000018

 

(PS - I guess some people pronounce "controversial" in different ways.)

 

I love it, only you know when you get a joke itch and it needs to be scratched? Well when Gabe says 'Ghee Fieri' and you were just talking about butter, well Ghee is an Indian cheese thing that's kinda similar to butter and I was just JONESIN for someone to come in with a 'Yeah the stage was all slippery because he's made of that Indian cheese Ghee' or whatever so can you please re record the episode and do everything exactly the same only make that comment for me. Thanks so much, S4BP

[SteveH 11126]

I see a white guy's beard and I wanna

 

Shave it back

 

-the rolling stone

 

I get this

[chicknsandwich 2495]

I made a post for all y'all musicians to comment your bands. I wanna listen to some of your music.

 

Also, do we think there's going to be a popcorn gallery this week? There hasn't been one in a little while.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

ty for your pity like american diaper

[marshall mellow 1671]

Forumers, you all seem to have the cultural preferences of a middle-aged, tea-drinking British woman !!!!

[LydonBergin 420]

This is not a very diverse forum. If I had to guess, I'd say the majority of forumers are white males in their 20s-30s, college educated, bearded, play an instrument (guitar), like "indie" movies and music, and probably some of those craft beers too. Does that sound about right?

 

Male [Yes]

20s-30s [Yes]

College [Yes]

Bearded [No]

Instrument [Yes]

Indie [Yes]

Beers [Yes]

 

Pretty damn good AD/SH, I don't know how you figured me out.

 

Also, more beer than usual tonight. I lub erbdy.

[watchayakan 1021]

Guys, I'm thinking my plan of hiking through Ireland alone is a bad idea and my plane leaves in 9 hours. Also, I know they shoot Game of Thrones there so do they have wild direwolves???

[watchayakan 1021]

Forumers, you all seem to have the cultural preferences of a middle-aged, tea-drinking British woman !!!!

Tea-drinking British women love Pink Floyd and Lost?

[watchayakan 1021]

Also guys, in case I am eaten in Europe, I just have to get off my chest that I worked really hard on the linked post and it's not fair that just because I have no creative talent I don't get likes.

 

http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/22502-episode-81-—-alex-anfanger-and-jon-bass-our-close-friends/page__st__180__p__144739#entry144739

[souprman 10477]

i just wanted to let you dorks know i got a like from grumpy squirrel today. so y'know, i'm good.

[souprman 10477]

furthermore

 

 

for the aunties. hang in there.

[JMonsterface 1974]

OK OK, you can stop hounding me! I'll be "real".

 

My favorite movie is Airplane, my favorite band is Foxygen, my favorite show is Fooly Cooly, and my favorite color is orange.

 

I promise I only ignored Andy's excellent format because I'm too insecure to take up that much vertical space!

 

I also promise that I only posted this because you all made alcohol seem like a cool thing to do.

 

I can't wait until tomorrow when I find out how cool regret feels!

 

ps- A Bears album is so good that I feel like complimenting it would be condescending.

[SteveH 11126]

Matt Dillon looks like a Frankingstein.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Forumers, you all seem to have the cultural preferences of a middle-aged, tea-drinking British woman !!!!

More like the rad preferences of a fricken' laser beam scientist, bro!

 

Edit:

Favorite Episode: Nicole Byer

 

Favorite Film: Cool Hand Luke

 

Favorite TV Show: the one where British people have sex on stage inside a box

 

Favorite Band: Talking Heads

 

Favorite City: Atlantis

 

Red or Turquoise: Sort of a reddish-turquoise

 

Famous person you'd give a kiss on the cheek: Mo Cheeks

 

Favorite Number out of 70: 2^0.5

 

Joe and Tim's Celeb Couple Name: Jom McGreese

 

COOL RATING: 2^0.5

 

(Some of these are joke answers, because when someone wants me to open up about myself, I respond with jokes. It's a defense mechanism.)

[Game of Scones 5812]

Favorite Episode: Sinbad, PFT again and Jes and Len; even though I don't really like True Blood, There Will be Blood, or Women's periods.

 

Favorite Film: 1. Bowfinger (controversial choice) 2. Nightmare before Christmas

 

Favorite TV Show: Married With Children

 

Favorite Band: I'm not really into music. Outkast by default.

 

Favorite City: The big city with the beaches, baby. Lob Angeles, Cabiforina

 

Red or Turquoise: 'I like turtles'

 

Famous person you'd give a kiss on the cheek: Gillian Jacobs (idk, I dont care about celebs)

 

Favorite Number out of 70: 4

 

Joe and Tim's Celeb Couple Name: Joe Joe's Bizarre Timventure

 

COOL RATING: Sub-Zero

[chanson 9697]

Hollywood Handbook Family,

 

You are all wonderful and this forum is very special to me. If any of you were to up and leave it would hurt me very much. Obviously there are many reasons one might decide to leave this forum community and I'm sure most of them are valid. However, know that you are loved and respected and wanted and even needed here to make this community as great as it is and that I love each and every one of you.

 

Love,

Chanson

[dixon 5920]

1. Last beverage:

Diet Pepsi.

2. Last phone call:

I called home before leaving work to say I’m on my way.

3. Last song you listened to:

Selfie – The Chainsmokers.

4. Last time you cried:

When I was told Vikki had to go into the hospital for a few days.

5. Have you dated someone twice:

Yes, actually my wife. Second time was a charm.

6. Have you ever been cheated on:

Not that I am aware of.

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:

Learning experiences.

8. Have you lost someone special:

Yes, a few family members have passed away.

9. What are your three favorite colors:

Purple, red and blue.

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:

I don’t wear diapers.

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:

Yes.

12. How many kids do you want:

The three we have are great!

13. Do you want any pets:

The two cats we have are awesome.

14. Do you want to change your name:

Not legally.

15. What did you do for your last birthday:

Work, eat sleep and had cake.

16. What time did you wake up today:

I woke up at 6:55 am.

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:

Income tax refund.

18. Last time you saw your mother:

August 2013 but I’ll see her in May of this year.

19. Most visited webpage:

www.92moose.fm or Facebook.

20. Nicknames:

Nicholas, Nicole, Nicki, Nicola, those are all “nick” names.

21. Relationship status:

Married.

22. Zodiac sign:

Aquarius.

23. Male or female:

Should I check? Yes I’m a boy.

24. Height:

5’ foot 9”.

25. Do you have a crush on someone:

Just my wife and Katy Perry.

26. Piercings:

The sound of my voice.

27. Tattoos:

Ink free.

28. Strong or Weak:

Not the most muscular but strong willed.

FIRSTS

29. First surgery:

Hernia repair.

30. First best friend:

I had a few, not fair to single one out.

31. First sport you joined:

Basketball or Soccer.

32. First vacation:

California, 1979 or maybe PEI a year before that? It was years ago.

33. First school:

Gorsebrook.

34. First pair of trainers:

What is this British? I don’t know, Woolco brand.

WHICH IS BETTER

35. Lips or eyes:

Eyes.

36. Hugs or kisses:

From whom? I’d say kisses from the wife, hugs from friends.

37. Shorter or taller:

Shorter.

38. Older or younger:

My wife is five years younger than me but I’ve date people older.

39. Romantic or spontaneous:

I’m not romantic, so I’ll take spontaneous.

40. Sensitive or loud:

Sensitive.

41. Hook-up or relationship:

Relationship.

42. Shy or outgoing:

Outgoing

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger:

Funny story here. I was sitting on my front porch at about 17 years old (1989) and a girl walked by the house and we just started making out. It was weird. I didn’t and still don’t know her.

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:

Yes, four in my life.

45. Lost glasses/contacts:

Don’t wear glasses or need contacts.

46. Sex on first date:

Next question please.

47. Broken someone’s heart:

Sadly, yes.

48. Been arrested:

No

49. Have you turned someone down:

I’m sure I have in a bar in my 20s, I just don’t remember.

50. Fallen for a friend:

When I was younger.

51. Moved out of town:

I’ve lived in Halifax and Saint John, Canada and here in Maine, Bangor, Augusta, Portland and Auburn.

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles:

Or luck, either one, I’ll take it.

53. Love at first sight:

I believe you get hit with, “yes they’re the one for me.”

54. Heaven:

Songs by Warrant and Bryan Adams.

55. Santa Claus:

I AM SANTA CLAUS!

56. Kiss on the first date:

Maybe.

57. Angels:

California, Anaheim, LA?

58. Yourself:

Sure, I see myself in the mirror.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:

Back in 1998. Not my proudest moment.

60. Been in love with someone you couldn’t be with?:

Not since 1998.

61. Ever cheated on somebody:

I learned my lesson but ended up with the one I love.

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:

I wouldn’t.

63. Are you afraid of falling in love:

I’m afraid of falling off of balconies but not love.

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?

No, relationships are learning experiences and were right for their time.

65. Do you miss your last relationship?

No, I found my forever.

66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?

To Lynn, or maybe one of my kids over the phone back at work.

67. Have you ever been depressed?

Not clinically but sometimes I’m down. It never lasts though.

68. Are you insecure?

At some aspects of life.

69. How do you want to die?

Painlessly at 150 years old. What kind of morbid question is that?

70. Do you bite your nails?

No. That’s too many germs.

71. When was your last physical fight?

In 5th or 6th grade.

72. Do you have an attitude?

I usually a good one. I can get cranky though.

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?

Normally have rotini or bowtie pasta.

74. Do you tan a lot?

I don’t go out of my way to tan but if one catches me I’m cool with that too.

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?

McDonald’s cheeseburgers are great.

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?

In my own bathroom or at a party when I was younger, but I don’t believe I have in a public restroom.

77. Would you take any of your exes back?

No.

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

No, why? I’d probably make the same decisions.

79. What are your plans for this weekend?

A big fat lovely amount of nothing important.

80. Do you type fast?

Not if you want to be able to read it.

81. Can you spell well?

I’m alright. Spell check over the years has made me lazy.

82: What are you craving right now?

A big thick doughy pizza and chips.

83. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yes. Squeezing the horse’s ribs while riding is an experience if you’ve never ridden.

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?

Yes and have at three different times.

85. What’s irritating you right now?

The constant cold outside and oil consumption.

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?

Not physically.

87. Does somebody love you?

I hope so or she’s wasted many years with me.

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?

Yes and on a time or two quickly.

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?

Despise milk as a drink. Coffee, juice, water or soda for me.

90. Do you have trust issues?

Not now, but a bit when I was younger.

91. Longest relationship?

Lynn, 16 years and going.

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?

I’m guessing not as she’s married with a child or maybe two.

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?

Yes and I have gone shopping in them as well.

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

I don’t believe we’re controlled.

95. Did you have dream last night?

Not last night, at least not one that I remember.

96. Have you ever been out of state?

Well yes.

97. Do you play the Wii?

On occasion; haven’t in awhile. It’s mostly used now for Netflix.

98. Do you like Chinese food?

Yes.

99. Are you afraid of the dark?

Depends on where I am. Not in my house.

100. Is cheating ever okay?

No.

101. What year has been your best?

Too hard to judge. 1999, 2000, 2002, 2011 are all up there.

102. Do you believe in true love?

Love is an attachment that grows. So yes, true love exists.

103. Favorite weather?

Easy answer, sunshine and 80 degrees.

104. Do you like the snow?

No.

105. Do you like the outside?

It depends on the weather and environment.

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Depends how she says it.

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?

Yes. Sore jaw!

108. What makes you happy?

Seeing other people happy.

109. Ever been to Alaska?

No but I would to visit in the height of summer.

110. Ever been to Hawaii?

No, but I would love to visit in the winter.

111. Do you watch the news?

Yes, the local news at 11 and national news channels if there is a huge story.

112. Do you love MTV?

Not since 1997

113. Do you like subway?

Sing it, 5 dollar foot long. Yes.

114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

No, I do daily, okay maybe most days.

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Just just be flattered.

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?

Do we get a mark or a grade? Isn’t this a survey? I guess to share my thoughts.

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?

I’ve changed aisles at the store for that reason before.

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Yes. Why act unlike yourself. You meant the word “friend” as really a friend, right?

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

My wife

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Lynn probably or maybe my mother.

121. Ever bought condoms?

Yes and I’ve bought feminine products too. Not much embarrasses me.

122. Ever gotten pregnant?

I’ve been 4 months along for years now.

123. Have you ever slipped on ice?

Yes, about a week ago.

124 Have you ever missed the bus?

Never took a school bus to school, always walked.

125. Have you left the house without money?

That’s pretty much daily.

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?

Smoked way too many over the years.

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?

I have a few times.

128. Did you ever drink alcohol?

Like a fish in my early 20s, not so much today.

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?

Probably 50 times

130. Have you ever been overweight?

Yes I am. Women love men with curves, or that’s what I tell myself.

131. Ever been to a wedding?

Yes, at one point I counted like 20, probably a few more since.

132. Ever been in a wedding?

I have only been in my own wedding unless you count being the DJ.

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Yes.

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?

I’m sure I have.

135. Ever kissed in the rain?

Yes. Not as romantic as it seems.

136. Did you ever shower with someone else?

Yes to conserve water, at least that’s my excuse here..

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?

The written part when I was 16 years old.

138. Ever been outside your home country?

You mean the US? Yeah, Canada and France (sort of)

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?

Oh yes. Where are the rest areas when you need to go pee?

140. Ever been to a professional sports game?

Red Sox and Patriots.

141. Have you ever broken a bone?

No. I’m invincible.

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?

Yes, Employee of the month/s and year for 2008.

143. Ever get engaged?

Yes, twice and it worked out the second time.

144. Have you ever been on a diet?

Not seriously

145. Have you ever been on TV?

I have once in a while if the news cameras and I’m at the same place.

146. Ever ridden in a taxi?

Yes back in Halifax. I used them often.

147. Ever been to prom?

Yes. I took Bobbi Hibbits.

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?

Yes, my record is about 41 hours.

149 Have you ever been to a concert?

I’ve been to a few. Including Toby Keith, Madonna, Kelly Clarkson, Goo Goo Dolls, NKOTB and 3 Doors Down.

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?

I’ve gone out with a few co-workers over the years. I married one as well. So yes I have.

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?

Thankfully I have never been in a serious one.

152. Ever had braces?

Yes. I was 13 years old.

153. Did you ever learn another language?

Oui

154. Do you wear make-up?

Not normally.

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?

No. My mouth is still a wealth of knowledge.

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?

Yes.

157. Ever dyed your hair?

Yes. I have dyed my hair twice, once with peroxide when I was 16 and again using a box color back in 2004, maybe?

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?

Yes as teens we traded jackets. I’m a size 16. Did I just admit that?

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?

No.

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?

No.

161. Ever caught the stove on fire?

Yes when I was 2 or 3. I burned my birthday cards on the coil burners.

162. Ever meet someone famous?

Yes. They too put jeans on one leg at a time as it turns out.

163. Ever been on an airplane?

Yes. Loved flying as a kid but it makes me nervous as an adult.

164. Ever been on a boat?

I have; Scotia Prince, other ferries and a few other smaller boats.

165. Ever broken something expensive?

I just had a hernia repair done.

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?

Yes but it was a peck type kiss

167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?

I find money from time to time. Biggest bill was a 50.

[chanson 9697]

Goddamnit Dixon.

[Game of Scones 5812]

I read like twenty of those befoe I realized I was being trolled

[devscoots 2561]

I'M SUPER DRUNKA ND READ LIKE A HUNDRED OF THEM THINGS ALTERNATIBG EYES AND SHIT

 

JUST SQUINTING ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS

 

CASE BY CASE BAS

 

 

 

WAHEY SUNDAY

[chanson 9697]

I'M SUPER DRUNKA ND READ LIKE A HUNDRED OF THEM THINGS ALTERNATIBG EYES AND SHIT

 

JUST SQUINTING ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS

 

CASE BY CASE BAS

 

 

 

WAHEY SUNDAY

 

Devscoots wins.

 

Love you, man.

[kobthatreal 5896]

Lol Dixon u never rode in a helicopter? Are you a broke boy?

[devscoots 2561]

you're a good man chanson

 

chanson the rapper's son

 

 

 

cos o ur dad

 

 

BEDTIME FOR OL DEVSCOOTS NOW

 

SWEET MORPEUS'S EMBRACE SHALL CODDLE ME INTO A WORLS WHERE I'LL WAKE UP AT LIKE 2, 2:30 PM

 

 

TRAVEL WELL YOU FORTHWRIGHT SOULS

[greggy 15909]

favorite ep: sinbad or jes mcalan idk both great

favorite movie: the jerk

favorite band: uh death grips maybe? i been listening to that a lot and its fun to put on real loud in your car but idk i like a lot of stuff

sex: yes pls lol

[Blink 1844]

Someone slipped you cocaine, also