souprman 10477 Posted July 6, 2015 oh hey ringo where's john paul and george haha beatles I don't know who any of those people are. PS: It's spelled "beetles" those guys were way better when they were on their whole existentialist trip when they were called John Paul Sartre & Ringo. but Simone de Beauvoir really tore that band apart. 3 Share this post Link to post
dixon 5920 Posted July 7, 2015 Does your d often smoke tobacco from cans in hotel rooms? 4 Share this post Link to post
elizamuffins 4228 Posted July 7, 2015 Is this a bush he's particularly proud of as a gardener, or did you just tell him to get real close to that bush? He was like "Look this dumb bush blooms for like 1 week and 1 week only so you better take a pic of me with it now or never" and also commanded I post it to bookface. Here is a pic of us together when I was just a kid but talking to me was just like talking to an adult. 11 Share this post Link to post
ShortFatCock 125 Posted July 7, 2015 I posted the joke D pic before but now I see you are posting very real and very moving D pics. Now I regret going in with the joke because I also want to share real emotion with the group. But I can't now. 4 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted July 7, 2015 My D looks like George Harrison but he's not as good 2 Share this post Link to post
Jack Johnson P.I. 3649 Posted July 7, 2015 The best Ds in the business 6 Share this post Link to post
ShortFatCock 125 Posted July 7, 2015 My D looks like George Harrison but he's not as good Not as good at what SteveH? Share this post Link to post
rweezy 276 Posted July 7, 2015 Does your d often smoke tobacco from cans in hotel rooms? I don't think it's a regular thing, I think he's just excited because we're in Washington where tobacco is legal 3 Share this post Link to post
Jack Johnson P.I. 3649 Posted July 7, 2015 I don't think it's a regular thing, I think he's just excited because we're in Washington where tobacco is legal I shoot my tobacco because it's healthier and more pure. 2 Share this post Link to post
ShortFatCock 125 Posted July 7, 2015 I don't think it's a regular thing, I think he's just excited because we're in Washington where tobacco is legal Your D looks down, he concentrate on things in his hands. not to mention Apu de Beaumarchais I can tell you're smart because of the smart comments you make. quit whinging and show us some D Whining this D. 13 Share this post Link to post
Houston 4819 Posted July 7, 2015 SFC. Points for D and Dog. Well done. 5 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted July 7, 2015 Not as good at what SteveH? Just in general 3 Share this post Link to post
KyleSeibel 132 Posted July 7, 2015 I don't think it's a regular thing, I think he's just excited because we're in Washington where tobacco is legal Hey! Great joke! 2 Share this post Link to post
KyleSeibel 132 Posted July 7, 2015 Your D looks down, he concentrate on things in his hands. I can tell you're smart because of the smart comments you make. Whining this D. That fucking dog is so fucking legit. 6 Share this post Link to post
ShortFatCock 125 Posted July 7, 2015 Thanks zach_moris_chestnut. But enough about Burke the dog, I heard Photoshop skills were also valued so I made this to share with you guys 16 Share this post Link to post
RanRan 3242 Posted July 7, 2015 how can u tell if a wound is infected 12 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted July 7, 2015 how can u tell if a wound is infected I like riddles! Ummmm....stop taking your antibiotics and see if it gets way worse. No, wait, I've got another one! Rub bacteria on it, and if it doesn't get any worse then it was already infected. Ok, I give up Ran. How CAN u tell if a wound is infected? 8 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted July 7, 2015 if there is any pus, or like puffy redness around the wound, or especially if there is like redness spreading from it but that you would probably look at immediately go "oh shit that is bad news" wash it with soap and water and put on antibiotic ointment and a fresh bandage 12 Share this post Link to post
KyleSeibel 132 Posted July 7, 2015 Speaking as someone that had to cancel their 4th of July plans for a serious yeast infection, you can tell if something is infected if you can't sleep because you're itching your ding dang so much and contemplating cutting it off. 5 Share this post Link to post
Houston 4819 Posted July 7, 2015 red (or black), swollen. painful. smells like almonds. 1 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted July 7, 2015 Red wound at morning, sailor take warning. Red wound at night, sailor's delight. 10 Share this post Link to post
Danny Boy Wizard 1342 Posted July 7, 2015 how can u tell if a wound is infected I asked my mom and she was worried, but I said it was for a friend and now she's just suspicious. Sorry 6 Share this post Link to post