Episode 93 — Patrick Walsh, Our Close Friend

[chanson 9697]

 

Today I didnt eat breakfast and I'm p hungry. How about y'all.

 

Eating Trader Joe's maple pecan granola clusters right now.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

"Let's talk about Shelltown...

 

-Shelltown? From Big Bang Theory"

[KevinEla 175]

I'll get it started, but feel free to let it flow naturally.

 

Did you hear about the [9/11]?

 

https://imgur.com/a/pFdjx

[KevinEla 175]

Cookin' some Eggs and "bakinnnnnnnnnnnn"

[souprman 10477]

 

mmmmm-hmmmmmm. quite.

 

lol he said "nut finished."

BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE DEAL WITH THIS MERV GRIFFITH JR SITCH??

 

edit> okay the first one was my response to "nut finished". i'm tired gimme a brakk.

[KevinEla 175]

i googled it and nut can mean when semen goes out

 

edit: I mean bing

[Jakal 4475]

 

https://imgur.com/a/pFdjx

Thanks for posting that here, saved me from having to type reddit.com/r/all.

[KevinEla 175]

Thanks for posting that here, saved me from having to type reddit.com/r/all.

 

actually Smarterchild,

 

It is from /r/greentext and I couldn't find it on All I went back like 10 pages then remembered I saw it on /r/greentext u meanie

[Blink 1844]

I had a dream where Pete Holmes' brand of humor really resonated with my local newscasters, so he got his own daily segment where he sent in man-on-the-street videos from wherever he was

 

It wasn't very good

[KevinEla 175]

Does anyone want to see Pixels

[KevinEla 175]

check out this review:

 

"There isn't something for everyone, there's just nothing for no one."

[KevinEla 175]

Teaser Freezer Pixels plz

[seeley 836]

I had a dream where Pete Holmes' brand of humor really resonated with my local newscasters, so he got his own daily segment where he sent in man-on-the-street videos from wherever he was

 

It wasn't very good

 

Imagine if it was one of those situations where Pete's audio was delayed by a couple of seconds in his earpiece and the anchors are trying to have a little light anchor-reporter banter with him but because of the delay, they keep getting drowned out by him cackling at their previous comments. Truly awful.

[Casaba 5942]

Bear, Mr. Hog, and Veebs, I love Brother Lovers and I hope you do many more episodes. I love that David was very drunk. I love that Bear looks like Stanley Kowalski, especially with that staircase behind him. I love when Valerie says "right...I don't know the scientific name for it" about the alien tractor beam and that she swore.

 

Please record one episode a day until you are caught up to the show. Thank you.

[Game of Scones 5812]

I like how ole dude look like my man from the League

 

9/10. will never watch again

[souprman 10477]

Hi everyone, Valerie Bryant, Ronnie hog and I started a podcast that's kind of about the Big Brother TV show. If you like comedy you might like it, who can tell.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyRFiGQL2w

 

Audio only: https://soundcloud.c...1-bb-17-eps-1-2

 

I'm very sorry I'm dressed like someone from Martha Marcy May Marlene, it was very hot and I didn't know I was going to be doing a podcast.

 

also really good hh episode, very funny

21:06 best part

[SteveH 11126]

I posted this in the wrong forum

 

Hi Guys- I just saw this poster hanging up at a restaurant went I went out for lunch. Apparently this happened last weekend so I'm super pissed that I missed it. I love vape life and I would have really loved to see Scott Stapp of CREED give an "acoustical" performance amidst pillowy clouds of vapor.

 

Maybe we can plan for a HH forum reunion to be held at the 2016 New Jersey Vape Expo. We've got a year to plan now. I hear some of the artists in talks to play the expo next year are singer from Our Lady Peace, the bassist from Vertical Horizon doing a solo acoustical set, and a studio musician that played keyboards on Puddle of Mudd's debut album.

 

 

 

 

 

[seeley 836]

I posted this in the wrong forum

 

Fuckin' shamelessly giving out two separate likes in two separate forums for a nice little SteveH Puddle of Mudd piece of business and I don't even care.

 

Going forward, I will like any post that makes mention of those kickass Kansas City rockers, unless the post makes light of charismatic frontman Wes Scantlin's numerous personal problems and/or run-ins with the law.

[JacobCrites 4977]

Hey touchy seeley you're really supposed to have at least 20 posts under your belt before you start throwing around the F word.

[seeley 836]

Hey touchy seeley you're really supposed to have at least 20 posts under your belt before you start throwing around the F word.

 

I was grandfathered in.

[mwn 5470]

Hi everyone, Valerie Bryant, Ronnie hog and I started a podcast that's kind of about the Big Brother TV show. If you like comedy you might like it, who can tell.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyRFiGQL2w

 

Audio only: https://soundcloud.c...1-bb-17-eps-1-2

 

I'm very sorry I'm dressed like someone from Martha Marcy May Marlene, it was very hot and I didn't know I was going to be doing a podcast.

 

also really good hh episode, very funny

I've never watched any Big Brother ever but this was really really funny and I am a big Big fan now. More, please!

[nohorseman 5423]

Julie Klausner is desperate to get on the best show.

 

@julieklausner/status/623867664482594818

 

After u catch up on last night's #BestShow, please listen to @scharpling on #HollywoodHandbook, it's so funny I died.

[marshall mellow 1671]

I feel like Sean's Wheely Interesting story is one big nod to Marshall Mellow with all the mentions of laser cutters, Bradley Whitford, and being nice on the forum.

 

Yes, Anastasia ! I wonder If Bradley Whitford told Sean that he sees me at the dog park and that our dogs are friends ?

 

Also, this would be a good time to update you all on Flash's celebrity encounters:

 

1) Bradley Whitford - Dog Park pals. See story above

2) Sean Gunn - Literal run-in at the pet store. He was super grumpy when she stood on his foot.

3) Kim Coates - Great guy. Always greets her with a "Hey buddy" and a pat when we see him out hiking. You could say that Flash is "Fans of Anarchy".

 

Guys, you gotta get into laser cutting ! As Spunky was encouraging us to share things we make, here is something I recently laser cut and gave to Sean and Hayes (see "Being Nice on Forums").

 

[SteveH 11126]

Citizens:

 

I've been all over these great forums, meeting all kinds of interesting folks, and listening to what they have to say.

 

In the comedy bang bang forum I met a guy named Dixon who does the most incredible GIFs and photoshop type stuff you've ever seen. And you know what he said? He said "when am I gonna start getting paid for this?" I'll tell you what: he's going to start getting paid when we get some t-shirts. Dixon is nice enough to do his best work right here on the Hollywood Handbook forum, and what does he have to show for it? A lot of 'likes' sure, but you can't wear 'likes' can you?

 

I met A Bear that makes the most beautiful music. He wrote a 45 second song about the time Colt Barton met Shaq at a Hooter's in Phoenix, AZ that is constantly stuck in my head.

 

I met a guy named Andy Dick Cheney that makes really funny videos. I think he did that F.R.I.E.N.D.S one

 

I met a young woman named Sillylillyquee who makes incredible drawings. Anything you want! she'll draw it for you!

 

Then there was a clown named Greggy. This guy has a podcast where he talks about podcasts! He shared a recipe for pretzels that everyone made and shared their results. He drew a picture for Sean and Hayes. I think he's even working on a documentary about the Colt Barton story (can we get an update on that? I did some ADR for it and haven't heard since, or received compensation)

 

There was a nice chap named Andrew who made a supercut of all of the ads from every episode of HH strung together.

 

I also met a young lady named Anastasia who coordinated the creation of a beautiful and heartfelt birthday video for Hayes.

 

I met this guy Tim Treese. He recorded the famous popcorn gallery theme song. donated a bunch of money to the show. drove thousands of miles to attend a live episode and even appeared on a regular one.

 

And let's not forget NoHorseMan. Have you seen the Hollywood Handbook wiki? Well, I have and let me tell you it is something. A lot of work goes into that, and he doesn't even have a t-shirt to wipe the sweat from his brow.

 

These are the people of the Hollywood Handbook forums. Hard-working, salt of the earth people. All they want is a t-shirt. So you can call me crazy, you can say what you will, but my promise to you is this: I hope they make t-shirts.

 

paid for by the Foundation for Forum Freedom and approved by SteveH, candidate for Secretary of Forum Affairs

[earpanther 451]

Hi everyone, Valerie Bryant, Ronnie hog and I started a podcast that's kind of about the Big Brother TV show. If you like comedy you might like it, who can tell.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyRFiGQL2w

 

Audio only: https://soundcloud.c...1-bb-17-eps-1-2

 

I'm very sorry I'm dressed like someone from Martha Marcy May Marlene, it was very hot and I didn't know I was going to be doing a podcast.

 

also really good hh episode, very funny

 

This was the funny stuff! "Big" fan.

 

If you ever want a (very) "special" guest, I've seen every episode ever, and I've had occasionally had some thoughts on it - thoughts I'd be willing to share.

 

Great job, keep it up, kiddos!