EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Hey, Pittsburgh people, wanna throw me a birthday party? My mom won't let me have friends over since Kev ate her raw chicken that was marinating.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Hey, Pittsburgh people, wanna throw me a birthday party? My mom won't let me have friends over since Kev ate her raw chicken that was marinating.

 

Seems like you would be the one throwing the parties! But I'll come if anyone throws one. Or find me in one of Bloomfield's shitty dive bars and I'll buy you a birthday drink.

[Juan Swarlos 127]

I know ALL about behavorialism and positive reinforcement, so have almost no problem with your "treats" and "good boy" fetish.

 

Almost no problem eh?

 

Figures Hayes is saving all the juicy JDepp gossip for greggys show. Thats the sort of showbiz talk I expect on HH-book!

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Hey, Pittsburgh people, wanna throw me a birthday party? My mom won't let me have friends over since Kev ate her raw chicken that was marinating.

I would, but my mom won't let ME have friends over since she peaked over my shoulder while I was reading Valerie Bryant's post from earlier. She'll drive me to church, though. Maybe I'll see you on my way out of the confessional booth.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

 

Almost no problem eh?

 

Figures Hayes is saving all the juicy JDepp gossip for greggys show. Thats the sort of showbiz talk I expect on HH-book!

 

OK, you caught me. I didn't want to say that I was excited about it because I wanted to play it cool. Good boy.

[Juan Swarlos 127]

Her brother let his stare linger a little longer than usual as she bathed herself in the tub next to the toilet where he was sitting.

 

Always with the GoT spoilers on this forum.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

[devscoots 2561]

Just letting you all know that I 100% understood the "let's post our avatars multiple times" bit.

[Fatty2Dicks 694]

Hands made of steel.

Karate chop your whole block.

Crowds gather as I smash your girl.

Pitching mound at Yankee Stadium.

Derek Jeter smiles at me.

Thanks Derek. Your smile makes me smile.

Anti-gravity boots begin to malfunction.

I'm sorry Earth, this is my goodbye.

Hideki Matsui hands me alien porno tape for the long trip.

Wow Hideki this is some good stuff.

I masturbate for 8 years.

8 years.

Tape breaks. But I am home.

Wife doesn't have dinner ready.

Police arrive to arrest her.

Wife laughs, uses her witchcraft.

3 dead cops.

1 sad man.

I'm just hungry, that's all.

[Fatty2Dicks 694]

YELAWOLF YELAWOLF--INVENTED THE INTERNET

[Fatty2Dicks 694]

so many moves off the dribble, swish army knife.

pick your poison. you double, I dish n get dimes.

unguarded on my chris herren shit.

smoking opiates at halftime; wine baths with amare staudemire

layup line, yay up time. cocaine line dance with alexy shved

smuggle a baby bird into the arena, let it fly

darko milicic is literally on fire, but he doesn't belong in this story

baby bird realizes it is just trapped in a large cage.

aren't we all.

[Fatty2Dicks 694]

Dear Mom, is there basketball in heaven?

Yes there is. And I play for Jesus's Angels.

Jesus has a nasty ball fake.

More updates later.

[chanson 9697]

Good morning, folks.

[JacobCrites 4977]

What's so good about it, Chanson?

[Dairy Pillows 1109]

Good morning, folks.

 

Good night Chanson.

 

 

 

It's 11pm here I'm almost done with Thursday. Bring on Friday!!!!

[mikebonetti 3718]

i don't have a podcast but my band released a new EP and maybe we'll go on podcasts for press

I gave it a listen, and others should too. It's good stuff.

 

http://locas.bandcamp.com/

[SteveH 11126]

Hey bro, cool sunglassesoh, thanks. You too, man.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hands made of steel.

Karate chop your whole block.

Crowds gather as I smash your girl.

Pitching mound at Yankee Stadium.

Derek Jeter smiles at me.

Thanks Derek. Your smile makes me smile.

Anti-gravity boots begin to malfunction.

I'm sorry Earth, this is my goodbye.

Hideki Matsui hands me alien porno tape for the long trip.

Wow Hideki this is some good stuff.

I masturbate for 8 years.

8 years.

Tape breaks. But I am home.

Wife doesn't have dinner ready.

Police arrive to arrest her.

Wife laughs, uses her witchcraft.

3 dead cops.

1 sad man.

I'm just hungry, that's all.

 

Look you probably don't need me telling you what you already know but this poem is so legit. My old man teaches a section on poetry to his middle-school english class, and I showed this to him to get some professional feedback. He said, "There is no way I could use this, it's totally inappropriate for 12-year-olds."

 

So legit.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

I gave it a listen, and others should too. It's good stuff.

 

http://locas.bandcamp.com/

 

thank you mr. mike!

[Game of Scones 5812]

Happy birthday Shaun and Agility.

 

I know you are reading this on your honeymoony. You guys are straight up freaks! Im so proud.

 

 

 

Im not on facebook but i assume no mistakes were made

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Listened to PAW for the first time and loved it. Sean was in his usual form takin big swings knockin em out of the park. Depp and greggy were OK too, I guess.

 

I then went on to the ep with James Bond, and man that guy is twisted. pewpew

 

I'm going to listen to the one with Bob the pizza guy now.

 

Check ya later, dudezzzzz

 

Edited September 24, 2015 by Wheez the Sn'us

[devscoots 2561]

oh god i hope people start posting multiple versions of their avatars again

 

o god i hope that happens

[mikebonetti 3718]

oh god i hope people start posting multiple versions of my avatar

 

o god i hope that happens

 

[souprman 10477]

[souprman 10477]

 

GORGEOUS!