EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend

[Blink 1844]

Blink, tell us what it was, but replace the words that make it inappropriate with nice words. Here's an example:

 

ashley's dating profile is really smart. I would really like to watch her do many Shakespearean acts. I''m really into it when a person wears scary costumes during Halloween. I also like when someone calls me by my name and says nice things. I hope ashley is into that.

"Don't act like you don't remember the taste of chocolate starfish on your tongue just because you're a father now.

 

What luxury."

[thejjar 5031]

Hey, friends I could use some help with my online dating profile.

 

I feel like what I have is very approachable and relatable and not at all off-putting, but if I want to bag a "Hayes" or a "Sean" or a "honlads" then I'm gonna really have to bring my A game.

 

Any suggestions are appreciated.

 

is this your trick just to see all our okcupid profiles since it shows we visited you? Solid plan

[Andrew 4646]

Hi everyone, I don't really have anything to contribute right now but I heard we were setting honlads as the bar for some kind of forum elite and so I'm here to collect some adulation too. I'll accept likes or Bitcoin donations.

[honlads 8798]

I feel like what I have is very approachable and relatable and not at all off-putting, but if I want to bag a "Hayes" or a "Sean" or a "honlads" then I'm gonna really have to bring my A game.

 

 

So far I've gotten "hai" and "I just wanna know if you're into hookups?" which doesn't seem like a question to me but OKAY bub.

 

Yeah go ahead, don't tell everyone about how I apologised for both of those messages. Guess I misunderstood the vibe

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

is this your trick just to see all our okcupid profiles since it shows we visited you? Solid plan

I visited her profile on my browser where I wasn't logged in, and she still found me.

[Black 67]

I don't have anything valid to add to the discussion but I wanted to say hello and I hope you are all having a great week!

[thejjar 5031]

I visited her profile on my browser where I wasn't logged in, and she still found me.

 

I got things on there forum members aren't supposed to see. My worlds are colliding. Let's just say I might be catfishing people using certain members avatar photos....

[mikebonetti 3718]

 

I got things on there forum members aren't supposed to see. My worlds are colliding. Let's just say I might be catfishing people using certain members avatar photos....

Listen, it's cool that you use my photo, but ya gotta hook me up with some of dem fish.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

High and Mighty was really good, but I play a lot of poker so it spoke to my interests

[Joe Lerini 7329]

"Don't act like you don't remember the taste of chocolate starfish on your tongue just because you're a father now.

 

What luxury."

That's not bowdlerized enough. Sicko.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

The best thing about thejjar's okc profile is the way he posts pics of himself with super hot babes so that any ladies considering messaging him will have to compare themselves to the babes first. Really weeds out the uggos I bet. Nice thinking, bro.

[thejjar 5031]

The best thing about thejjar's okc profile is the way he posts pics of himself with super hot babes so that any ladies considering messaging him will have to compare themselves to the babes first. Really weeds out the uggos I bet. Nice thinking, bro.

 

Why have hot friends if you can't exploit them for your own personal gain

[chanson 9697]

I always assumed Tinder was the official dating platform of Hollywood Handbook. I have done extensive research to confirm this.

[mikebonetti 3718]

I always assumed Tinder was the official dating platform of Hollywood Handbook. I have done extensive research to confirm this.

I swiped right on two different girls who had Hollywood Handbook as a mutual interest. No match for either. Don't they know I got the pro-version?!

[chanson 9697]

My Tinder profile is "from Hollywood Handbook" because I'm famous and I need people to understand that about me.

[thejjar 5031]

I had a girl on okcupid open with

 

"I don't really use this anymore, but I wanted to send you this quiz about what you like to do at the beach?

 

a. read a famous book

b. invent new shells

c. eat the water

d. hot dog go to bathroom"

 

We planned to meet but it never happened. Really could have been quite the love story

[chanson 9697]

I really need to find a more obscure podcast on a major podcasting network.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Yeah go ahead, don't tell everyone about how I apologised for both of those messages. Guess I misunderstood the vibe

 

 

Sorry everyone. I should clarify that honlads' third attempt at conversation, "Sup, girl? I can't tell by your pics but I bet you have great titties. I'm not looking for anything serious, but I'd love to "get" to "know" "you" (with my dick lol). you seem like a nice and down to earth lady I could get all up in if you know what I mean. Also, this is not a standard message I copy and paste into every woman's inbox," actually worked very well and now honlads and I are engaged at least until he finds "a more down piece of ass but you get it babe cause you're cool, right?"

[Blink 1844]

Original post here sucked

 

Here's a decent edit idea

 

Would you fuck a clone of yourself, male/female/non-identifying?

[rod aug 5637]

Honlads? Oh I had him, he's nothing special.

 

Andrew on the other hand, ohhhh boy now there's a spicy pair of meatballs.

[Andrew 4646]

Honlads? Oh I had him, he's nothing special.

 

Andrew on the other hand, ohhhh boy now there's a spicy pair of meatballs.

 

thanks bb you so fine

[Joe Lerini 7329]

*listening to Doughboys podcast alone, hoping the conversation turns away from dating soon*

[thejjar 5031]

Bros, I think I got a chance with this chick. How do I respond?

 

 

My screenshot wasnt working for some reason. dont judge me

[Andrew 4646]

Tell her about your favourite John Oliver segment.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Tell her you know Andrew of the Hollywood Handbook forum elite.