EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend

[Game of Scones 5812]

This thread is confusing.

 

Someone came back from the dead.

 

Reverse Bruce Jenner.

 

Someone compared a vagina to a bakery which only lends itself to yeast jokes.

 

 

 

I don't know what we are all laughing about anymore. And I'm all for controversial pastry, believe me, but come on, fellas. There is a line. You should all read my blog at, 9/11wasanInsideAmySchumersketch.biz

[Casaba 5942]

 

I was talking about all these OTHER so-called young forum girls, you're the youngest human I've ever seen.

 

OK, I do agree that someone saying "young forum girls" is a little icky. But I doubt I'm the youngest human you've seen, since I'm older than you. And young isn't really a compliment.

 

Regardless, I love you, Andrew. I've already framed our photo together. Ok, you've got sunshine status back.

[Casaba 5942]

I think I speak for all men on the forum when I say hey Anastasia really cool of you to "stop by" but we have young single girls now in case you didn't notice which you probably didn't since you never post anymore!!!!

 

Eliza, I'm not quite sure what you are saying, but I'll just say hi. How are you doing? Good ep this week, huh?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

What is up with all the young buff dudes in here with their tinder profiles quoting The Grinder, and their grindr profiles quoting their tinder profiles. Back before this show got popular there were only like 30 buff young studs in here and I felt like nobody held it against me that I am a slightly older married guy with a mediocre dick and small muscles. Now it is like a 24-7-365 beefcake parade of all you can eat beefcakes all day every day, and I'm just like the old guy in the shapeless overcoat feeding pigeons and sadly watching the parade and telling stories about how funny I used to be and that one time that Sean and Hayes both liked my very first post, and that other time when they asked my good smart question to Pauly Shore. I guess what I'm saying is that time marches on and waits for no man, and also is a cruel mistress. In other words, I am looking for a cruel mistress, you can message me on myspace.

[Houston 4819]

 

OK, I do agree that someone saying "young forum girls" is a little icky. But I doubt I'm the youngest human you've seen, since I'm older than you. And young isn't really a compliment.

 

Regardless, I love you, Andrew. I've already framed our photo together. Ok, you've got sunshine status back.

 

Rumour has it that Sir Andrew is so tall he cannot see the little people. Be it children or the masses unworthy of his notice.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Rumour has it that Sir Andrew is so tall he cannot see the little people. Be it children or the masses unworthy of his notice.

 

another one back from the dead

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Psych! This was all a bit to show you men how it feels to be objectified. How does it feel guys? Well structured essays, please.

[Houston 4819]

another one back from the dead

 

Let's not go crazy with these accusations.

[rod aug 5637]

I'm going to be so pissed when younger hotter guys come and replace me, good thing I've got at least 15 years left with the title of "Hottest Youngest Dude Ready to Fuck 2009".

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Mmm yes, today it would appear there are lots of old forumers posting and coming "back from the dead," I say welcome back y'all!. Well yes hmm yes it is indeed the most spooky month of all!

 

And what is this that my elven senses hear? There's a shiver in my spine that shoots straight to my ear! Oh, I say! Oh no, this just will not do! It's the clattering of skellington bones and a ghost pirate crew!? Oh no! Oh my! Oh yes it must be! The grunting and groaning of a spooky zombie! .....

 

 

I don't care enough to finish writing a stupid fucking story so you guys can pretend that the narrator gets eaten by a frankingstein or some shit. Too scary lol nah I'm just playin but for real

[elizamuffins 4228]

Sean and Hayes get a hit TV show and all the chickens that flew the coop have come back home to roost!

[robinsbruce 4985]

This durty burd never left. Just silently lurkin and jerkin.

 

Edit: get at me drunk ladies.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Yes, now that Sean and Hayes are successful writers they will return to the forums to hand pick the chosen elite in Rapture. I am home. Let me ascend and be free of this mortal coil to reach my final, true and perfect form. Return me to the seat at the right hand. Fathers, forgive them. For they know not what they do.

[rod aug 5637]

I hear Sean and Hayes are moving on from HH, and I've got the scoop of the next hosts. Ever hear of a little man named Trevor Noah? Yeah, me too. Sorry that was off topic I just wanted to see if you guys saw this guy his Jon Daly show is incredible. What were we talking about? Haha c ya later!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

This durty burd never left. Just silently lurkin and jerkin.

 

Hey its bruce reid robinson ii

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Oh, I get it now. The little dots in his username represent cum droplets, duh!

[thejjar 5031]

These forums are like high school where I get picked on by the seniors except even when I think I'm going into my senior year, the real seniors come back sometimes and make fun of me cause "surprise we never actually graduated and your jokes are dumb thejjar" and I'm like "but I know greggy and chanson, they like my posts sometimes!" but they don't even care and still stick me in a garbage can.

[mwn 5470]

These forums are like high school where I get picked on by the seniors except even when I think I'm going into my senior year, the real seniors come back sometimes and make fun of me cause "surprise we never actually graduated and your jokes are dumb thejjar" and I'm like "but I know greggy and chanson, they like my posts sometimes!" but they don't even care and still stick me in a garbage can.

same

[Joe Lerini 7329]

This durty burd never left. Just silently lurkin and jerkin.

 

Edit: get at me drunk ladies.

Hey look, everyone! Betsy Sodaro posts here!

[greggy 15909]

, the real seniors come back sometimes and make fun of me cause "surprise we never actually graduated and your jokes are dumb thejjar"

thats where you messed up, no one who has ever posted here is capable of graduating anything

 

just joshing friends, we're all very smart

[Andrew 4646]

Sean and Hayes get a hit TV show and all the chickens that flew the coop have come back home to roost!

 

This chicken's back and he's about to lay some golden eggs up in here because I'm cock of the walk, baby.

[Casaba 5942]

These forums are like high school where I get picked on by the seniors except even when I think I'm going into my senior year, the real seniors come back sometimes and make fun of me cause "surprise we never actually graduated and your jokes are dumb thejjar" and I'm like "but I know greggy and chanson, they like my posts sometimes!" but they don't even care and still stick me in a garbage can.

 

That's what I love about these forum people, man. I get older and they stay the same age.

[chanson 9697]

These forums are like high school where I get picked on by the seniors except even when I think I'm going into my senior year, the real seniors come back sometimes and make fun of me cause "surprise we never actually graduated and your jokes are dumb thejjar" and I'm like "but I know greggy and chanson, they like my posts sometimes!" but they don't even care and still stick me in a garbage can.

 

Hey buddy, I didn't build up my sterling reputation as one of America's top megalomaniacal mens rights activist podcast villain celebrities so that you could cash-in off of all of my hard work. You gotta earn the respect in this forum.

 

Or just be around all the time for three years.

 

PS - We can still be friends though.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

It seems like old forum members and new forum members are at some sort of war. I'm actually a middle forum member, so I'm not taking a side.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Also, if you didn't get the Pro Version in the first 40 episodes, you aren't worthy of my respect.