EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend

[greggy 15909]

id come to your show, or at least i would have tonight, i didnt really do anything

[AshleyChupp 3958]

id come to your show, or at least i would have tonight, i didnt really do anything

 

that means a lot to me greggy, thank you.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I don't mind if you think of me as one of your real friends. I mean, it doesn't hurt me none, what do I care?

[Silvrwoman 4998]

I can't speak for ashley, but to me spunky is like the coolest kid at school (but not part of the main "in-crowd" because he can't even bother with that whole thing). It's super exciting when it seems like he may have seen you walk down the hall cause his head was slightly turned towards you (aka a "like"). You daydream about being best friends: he throws you the football, you effortlessly catch it even though you're facing the other direction cause you're chatting to a hottie. After a great time playing catch on the beach, you two go to the local pizza joint to talk about the hottie you just met, he agrees that you can do better.

[thejjar 5031]

Congrats on the show, the pizza and the lesbian crush thing Ashley. My night is way more boring. We can be real friends but fyi if you don't move me into your MySpace top 8 by the end of the night it's just not gonna work.

 

 

 

 

Edit: here's my top 8 now. You don't make the cut yet but Wesley's been bothering me lately so this might be your chance

[chanson 9697]

Speak on that

 

This feels like a trap.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

ashley, if you become real friends with thejjar, can you find out if he knows spunky, and ask him what spunky's top interest is that one can hypothetically easily find on wikipedia?

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

 

This feels like a trap.

Ugh I should have known. Ppl told me that you'd turn everything into a misogynistic pussy joke

[chanson 9697]

ashley, if you become real friends with thejjar, can you find out if he knows spunky, and ask him what spunky's top interest is that one can hypothetically easily find on wikipedia?

 

three-legged food-stealing dogs, esp a black chow chow

 

Edit: also bugs

 

 

But these are just random guesses really. I could be way off.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I can't speak for ashley, but to me spunky is like the coolest kid at school (but not part of the main "in-crowd" because he can't even bother with that whole thing). It's super exciting when it seems like he may have seen you walk down the hall cause his head was slightly turned towards you (aka a "like"). You daydream about being best friends: he throws you the football, you effortlessly catch it even though you're facing the other direction cause you're chatting to a hottie. After a great time playing catch on the beach, you two go to the local pizza joint to talk about the hottie you just met, he agrees that you can do better.

 

This is all basically correct, except that I am part of the main in-crowd. By myself.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

 

This is all basically correct, except that I am part of the main in-crowd. By myself.

Oh good point. I mean, it's like how Insects have been present for about 350 million years, and humans for only 130,000 years. Also, About one-third of all insect species are carnivorous, and most hunt for their food rather than eating decaying meat or dung. So I totally get what you're saying

 

Edit: Sorry, probably most of you wont understand these bug facts. It's just that it is my main interest, and I am good at conversating about the subject while hanging out, having a blast so much fun, prob on the beach

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Oh, hey, you like bugs huh. That's pretty cool I guess. Who cares or whatever. My favorite bug is a mantidfly.

 

Here, catch this football. Guess I'll see you around.

[souprman 10477]

everyone is being really cool tonight.

[Houston 4819]

Oh, hey, you like bugs huh. That's pretty cool I guess. Who cares or whatever. My favorite bug is a mantidfly.

 

That is an amazing bug!

[souprman 10477]

see?

[Houston 4819]

Oh, I was going to mock Spunky for being a nerd and give him a swirly, but then I saw this:

 

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Oh, I was going to mock Spunky for being a nerd and give him a swirly, but then I saw this:

 

 

That is one real good bug, Houston!

 

My actual exact favorite species is this one, and here is a good photo that a real cool smart guy took of it:

 

[souprman 10477]

spunky werent you working on a cool ass drawing of a bug like that? any updates?

 

I did one of my own recently.

it's pretty good.

[chanson 9697]

Yeah, it really has been a magical night for foruming.

 

I've had like 30oz or more of Coke Zero tonight, so I'm feeling pretty tipsy.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Yeah, it really has been a magical night for foruming.

 

I've had like 30oz or more of Coke Zero tonight, so I'm feeling pretty tipsy.

 

I'm surprised you're still typing after doing so much cocaine (a gram is usually my maximum). Isn't science great? You can party like chris farley with none of the calories! Have a good night chanman and try not to have a heart-attack.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

I know I've been posting too much tonight, and I wish I didn't have to post another, but I really think it's important for me to clarify that my first priority #1 goal is to secure the friendship of the top best coolest kid, mikebonetti

mikebonetti, to give me a sign that this is a good life goal for me, please like this post

Also, I will settle for aquantice if it's more realistic. My mom always told me not to set the bar too high cause it will hurt more when you fall due to physics

[Joe Lerini 7329]

It feels so good and not sad at all to show up on these forums at the tail end of a super-cool conversation you guys were having. Maybe I'll be around the next time one comes up.

 

*goes back to listening to Neil Young's "Trans" album*

[souprman 10477]

stop bating me with your cool music references Lerini.

 

I like Big Star.

 

how does that feel?

[Joe Lerini 7329]

stop bating me with your cool music references Lerini.

 

I like Big Star.

 

how does that feel?

I just read your big long punk post over in the I4H thread. I know this is not a fight I can win.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Joe, I don't want you to feel left out, it's just that I already assumed you'd be DTF (down to friendship me), but if I misunderstood and need to work harder to gain your acceptance, I hope you're DTF (down to forgive)