EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

[elizamuffins 4228]

So if I'm reading that shrimp bag correct, you either get 26 shrimp or 30 shrimp in a 1 lb. bag, never 28 or 27. Weird

 

Uh, all I know is that they sell several different shrimp bags and some have more smaller shrimp and some have fewer larger shrimp and I like to get the ones that have the bigger shrimp because it is for cocktail.

[Blink 1844]

Everyone that posts here is at least a 7

 

Ashley looks especially nice

 

*takes more drugs*

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Happy remains of the old year! I've got 69 minutes left of 2015 and I resolve to make the most of it, because who knows 2016 might be terrible!

 

#2015forlife #oldyearisthegoldyear

 

Edit: #newyearistheboooyear

 

Edit: ashley you do look very nice

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I would like to wish a Happy New Year to everyone here on the HH forums, except for Ashley.

 

Ashley, I hope you're having a good time at the 1921 July 4th Ball at the Overlook Hotel.

 

EDIT: That wasn't an insult. Unless you think looking timeless and classy is an insult.

[rod aug 5637]

i hear e-cigs cause fancy

 

wait that's not right, vice must have had an autoerect issue

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I like bummer soups. He makes me feel like everything is gonna be okay.

[kobthatreal 5896]

Hey guys, new years was a total success, the clock turned to 12 just like I guessed. This world is so predictable. I need a new challenge.

[robotam 4493]

I got a book about Lando, but I haven't read it yet.

 

Anyone ever noticed his name is LANDo but he lives in the CLOUD city of Bespin?

If anyone should be called Skywalker it's him!

 

 

Happy 2016!

 

I feel sick.

[robotam 4493]

 

also I went to a party and they had all balloons in the shape of numbers (spelling out 2016 a few times).

 

I realised that if you turn the 6 upside down it looks like a 9.

I thought it would be hilarious to take two 6s and make 69, but when I got too close to the balloons the women looked angry and I left it.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

I might be biased but I think 69 jokes are hilarious

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

 

Sorry you guys couldn't come to this dope ass party (read: my shitty bedroom) but the only person who was invited was Thundercock69, and he didn't even show up. So rude. But don't worry I'm not lonely and way too drunk at all I feel great and I'm having a great time.

 

lmao happy new year, everyone!!!

Oh shit sorry I thought your hand written invitation said ushley not ashley and I was like "I don't know anyone named ushley do I? This must be meant for someone who knows someone named ushley."

So I threw it away and went on with my day (lol that rhymes)

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Guys I'm worried about soup

[honlads 8798]

I opened the forum at midnight last night and kissed every post. It was a very sensual experience and a great start to what will be my most sensual year yet in my opinion

[souprman 10477]

irl i'm just some crazy guy on the internet.

[thejjar 5031]

Man 2016 has a lot more headaches and girls telling me they're disappointed in me than I remember 2015 having

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Oh shit sorry I thought your hand written invitation said ushley not ashley and I was like "I don't know anyone named ushley do I? This must be meant for someone who knows someone named ushley."

So I threw it away and went on with my day (lol that rhymes)

Ushley is the Bennifer/Brangelina-style name I came up with in case ashley and Usher ever start dating.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Ushley is the Bennifer/Brangelina-style name I came up with in case ashley and Usher ever start dating.

 

Oh man what if Bennifer and Brangelina started dating?

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Ushley is the Bennifer/Brangelina-style name I came up with in case ashley and Usher ever start dating.

Is Usher the one that hit Rihanna

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Is Usher the one that hit Rihanna

 

no

[souprman 10477]

Hey guys, new years was a total success, the clock turned to 12 just like I guessed.

Slick Rick's rap-senses just started tingling.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Ushley is the Bennifer/Brangelina-style name I came up with in case ashley and Usher ever start dating.

 

I can't beliebe you would bring up Usher to me after he left me for that little tart Justin.

 

Is Usher the one that hit Rihanna

 

I can't rihlieve you would bring up Rihanna to me after she left me for that utter piece of shit Chris Brown.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Ushley you deserve better gurl

[Game of Scones 5812]

my new years resolution is to be a gentlemen

[Joe McGurl 8358]

For 2016, I say we have less Gangnam Style and more Gangnam SMILES.

 

That is my wish for the world

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

New year new Hollywood Handbook episodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!