EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Wargen, you should learn how to fucking be nicer to people. Maybe you'll make it on some lists other than "people about to get all of their teeth punched out"

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Nobody on the forum (especially TC himself) will expect this, but here's my top 5 friends of 2015 list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Thundercock69

2. Thundercock69

3. Thundercock69

4. Thundercock69

5. Thundercock69

[AnnieMcfadden 943]

Dear Forums,

 

Today a mean boy on the internet said something that made me cry!! I know I promised not to let that happen in 2016, but I’m just a silly little girl, hee hee, I can’t be held accountable for anything!

 

Anyway, I have a big tinder date set up for this friday! Oh my god whatever will I wear! It has to say “I have ¾ of a masters degree in geology AND I’m willing to put out!”

 

The only problem is I’m TOTALLY on my period!!!! Ugh talk about bad timing LOL! And my flow is like CRAZY heavy today! Plus my extra jumbo sized tampons soooo don’t stay in my cavernous vagina! LOL!!! ;^) Haha what’s a girl to do????!?

 

Well, gotta go take pictures of my boobs that I can send to boys to get them to respect me!

 

You guys are the best, you’re always here for me ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) !!!!

 

lots of love, xoxoxo hugs and kisses and unicorn wishes

 

x ~~ AnNiE ~~ x

 

ps I have my eye on this maaaaaaaajor cutie Cody, I wonder if I should ask him to the sadie hawkins dance!!!

[rod aug 5637]

sup

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Honestly, I like to hear about any female body parts, not just boobs.

 

But I'm married so I hope you aren't flirting with ME.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

 

You guys are the best, you’re always here for me ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) !!!!

 

 

EW nasty did not need to know that.

[kobthatreal 5896]

Like Dan Marino at a Jimmy Johns with all these subs flyin around!

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Dear Forums,

 

jumbo sized

 

boobs

 

You guys are the best, you’re always here for me ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) !!!!

 

lots of love, xoxoxo hugs and kisses and unicorn wishes

 

x ~~ AnNiE ~~ x

 

Nice

[apocowarg 2696]

Anyway, I have a big tinder date set up for this friday! Oh my god whatever will I wear! It has to say “I have ¾ of a masters degree in geology AND I’m willing to put out!”

 

Plus my extra jumbo sized tampons soooo don’t stay in my cavernous vagina! LOL!!! ;^)

 

 

I was gonna make a joke about these two things being related but I had to google "geologic terms" and I fell asleep trying to read them.

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

How'd the sandwich wind up on the toilet?

 

Omg what a joke this is. I really don't want to lose this in the shuffle bc Jesus fucking Christ this joke. it's like old fashioned but timeless y'know. Great joke man, great fucking joke

[souprman 10477]

Those times when there was only one set of footprints...it was then that Hulk was smashing you.

This is the Joe Lerini joke that I really liked from last week. Just delightful in it's absurdity.

[apocowarg 2696]

Wargen, you should learn how to fucking be nicer to people. Maybe you'll make it on some lists other than "people about to get all of their teeth punched out"

 

You should get a job at Buzzfeed since you love lists so much.®

 

This has been another trademark burn by wargen.

[mwn 5470]

before the new ep presumably goes up I want to congratulate everyone for making this the second longest thread in the HH forum.

as we all know having big numbers is most important and better than having jokes, so again, great job all around. see you sometime tomorrow when I inevitably post "funny ep" without any further insight

[Joe Lerini 7329]

If for some reason there's no new episode tomorrow, I suggest we all find and watch a copy of the Ed Harris/Melanie Griffith rom-com Milk Money and just act like that was the new episode.

[apocowarg 2696]

I propose we watch a lesser known German film I just found called Mommy's Milk. The tagline says it's "A true cumming on age story!" Hmm...that must be a typo.

[souprman 10477]

Well my name is wargen and I'm here to say

I love to rap in a rapping way

remember this post by wargen?

[youngrose 370]

i'd make a list too if it werent for my disgusting and terrible first impressions of all of you people

 

 

EDIT: we like to have fun

[apocowarg 2696]

List of People Who Just Hurt My Feelings

 

 

 

1. youngrose

2. jk no1 can hurt me cuz i am a street trash killer with a bulletproof heart and feelings r 4 losers

[Blink 1844]

Ska

Classic Blink

[apocowarg 2696]

R.I.P. old thread.