Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends

[thejjar 5031]

CAROL DANVERS IS THE ONLY CAPTAIN MARVEL ANYONE CARES ABOUT

 

i can't believe i'm wasting my posts on this.

 

Lol love us

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Ashley, in honor of your heroic feats, I've made a substantial monetary donation to The Human Fund in your name.

 

Here's the proof!

[Joe Lerini 7329]

There's multiple captain Marvels. And the fact that you assumed I meant the woman hurts me to my core

SHAZAM!

[AshleyChupp 3958]

SHAZAM!

 

don't even get me STARTED on that one!!! for shame, lerini.

 

fuck i DID IT AGAIN. someone lock me out of here. this is the worst night of my life.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Also...

CAROL DANVERS IS THE ONLY CAPTAIN MARVEL ANYONE CARES ABOUT

 

i can't believe i'm wasting my posts on this.

No love for Monica Rambeau? That's awfully bigoted of you. Tsk tsk.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

SHAZAM!

There are superheroes named after apps now?

[Lumberjim 364]

Ben Rodgers looks like a guy who goes to porn conventions in that picture. And also a little like Justin Long.

 

(Genis-Vell is the only good Captain Marvel. If you disagree, you are for sure not a true nerd and are most likely stupid as well.)

[apocowarg 2696]

What is this the gd best friends good time forums for bullshittin or the HH handdbook real clever ride til we die business. fuckin pick it up guys. ya done fucked up page 12 and now page 13 looks like a ;avender fart on prettee diary/

[Joe Lerini 7329]

(Genis-Vell is the only good Captain Marvel. If you disagree, you are for sure not a true nerd and are most likely stupid as well.)

You are now my favorite poster here.

[lizzy 1946]

the kid doesn't use articles and doesn't really know how to use plurals so he sounds like Hayes and Sean basically.

The other day my D emailed me asking if "there is little paper filters" for french press coffee makers and I immediately thought of Hayes & Sean.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

http://imgur.com/Zu61xbB

[souprman 10477]

Well gang, maybe we can turn it around on page 13

yikes. I guess not.

that'll teach you to be so optimistic mwn

in keeping with the supposed theme of this weeks thread, I offer this.

I call it "DENNIS CALAMARI'S FEVER DREAM OF ELMO AND ALIENS".

enjoy.

[Game of Scones 5812]

The other day my D emailed me asking if "there is little paper filters" for french press coffee makers and I immediately thought of Hayes & Sean.

 

my dad doesn't know how to email

 

I instantly thought of hayes and sean

[Joe Lerini 7329]

My dog put its feet up on the stove and accidentally turned it on trying to get into the garbage can. Set a box on top of the stove on fire and could've burned the house down.

 

I instantly thought of my own death.

 

If I've just ruined another page of this thread, I'm straight-up leaving.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Oh no.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Byeeeeeee

[lizzy 1946]

Too bad we're all stuck on a terrible page forever now

 

(But I'm glad your house did not burn down and you did not die! Maybe get some of these for the next time your dog tries to kill you: http://www.amazon.ca/Clearly-Safe-Stove-Knob-Locks/dp/B006H7GP9A)

[SteveH 11126]

we can still pull out of this guys

[Ensendada Slim 480]

I'm putting a bag over this thread and taking it behind the barn

[mwn 5470]

if this week's episode is delayed and we have to live in this thread for another week... well, that's just about the worst thing I can imagine.

and I've imagined lots of bad things. like being turned into a can of pringles by a bad wizard and eaten by sloppy children

or slipping on ice and falling on my butt right in front of a snowplow that scoots me out into the sea

or losing the trail in the middle of a big forest (daytime) and I'm eaten apart by bugswarm

or flying in an airplane and finding out I'm on the wrong plane and this is the one they fly into a volcano once a year for good luck

or accidentally touching a baby bird on the way to the deli and now you have to be the bird's mommy even though you've always known in your heart that you don't have what it takes to be a parent

or having to be sober in a social situation

or operating a big steam engine and a pipe blasts your noggin off with steam and all your coworkers call you Steamhead and it's impossible to quit because the health insurance is so good

or looking at a mirror and your reflection turns around and leaves to be in a cooler person's mirror

or you're eating a donut and you find a wedding ring inside, but not in the middle where it'd be ideal because the donut hole is too big, and you have to cancel the wedding because you just can't let it go

 

I could go on but I'm getting too chilled thinking about making this awful thread any longer

[SteveH 11126]

Sean and Hayes are probably still not in the same place, so probably another unconventional ep tomorrow.

 

my wish is that you start the podcast and it picks up exactly where last weeks ep left off. They're still there, still letting things peter out for a while

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Too bad we're all stuck on a terrible page forever now

 

(But I'm glad your house did not burn down and you did not die! Maybe get some of these for the next time your dog tries to kill you: http://www.amazon.ca...s/dp/B006H7GP9A)

I can't reply to this because I left, but if I was still here, I'd let you know that our knobs are easily removable and we usually throw them in a drawer until we need them. We just forgot this time. But thank you for your concern and well-wishes.

[nohorseman 5423]

If you guys were interested in a quick laugh maybe check out this vid I saw on facebook

 

https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/2635282769852230/

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

If you guys were interested in a quick laugh maybe check out this vid I saw on facebook

 

https://www.facebook...35282769852230/

 

Am I the only one who realized he never took a drink of his coffee? There for headline is irrelevant. Should of said how to hold your coffee in norway

 

 

Lloyd Purnell, hmmmmm, Norway is freaking cold. But they DO have smooth chaps who drink coffee in a Playboy robe whilst reading literature

 

 

Thank you, rather a vold and difficult position to drink your coffee!Hope you are having a nice time! I understand that we are gong to take part in a wedding next year. I am looking forward to that. Wisg you a happy weekend!

 

 

I watched 4 times, not once he actually took a drop! So that is how you waist a morning coffee in Norway! Come over here will show you how to drink and not waist anything ! Hahahha

 

Just trying to liven things up by bringing in some of the commentary from the LAD Bible comments. They're having a good time over there. Real jealous rn.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Whoops double posted. Shame on me