Episode 126 - Julie Klausner Again, Our Close Friend

[JacobCrites 4977]

yeah yeah, good ep and everything, but man have you guys seen this Batman v Superman reviews???????????????????

I mean, critics don't like this huge, intentionally gloomy blockbuster movie directed by a director everyone hates!

[kobthatreal 5896]

I hope you regret postin that Jacob, cause me and the Snyder Ryderz are coming to turn you into a pretzel.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Happy Birthday Hayes!

 

I would have sent you a card but I already tried sending you and Sean a package a while ago and it never got there. It’s unfortunate ‘cause it contained Oaksterdam t-shirts, which I’m sure would have made you look dope af compared to all the other podcasters walking around wearing t-shirts with ironic phrases such as “D.A.R.E” or “Justin Beiber World Tour” or “Ninja Turtles”. These are funny t-shirts because young men love drugs but hate Justin Beiber; I don’t understand the Ninja Turtle one tbh.

 

Anyway, back to my point. Hayes, I hope you have a great bday. You are truly one of the two funniest people in the world and should be celebrated every day, not just once a year.

[robotam 4493]

Inspired by this episode, I wrote and produced a song for Hayes's Birthday

 

https://soundcloud.c...tam1/hayes-bday

[marshall mellow 1671]

HBD HD !

[Jakal 4475]

Just stopping by to give a quick birthday shout out to my best friend, and one of our two favorite podcasters, Hayes Thaddeus Davenport. Have a good one Hayesebaby, dinner's on me tonight.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

HBD HD !

 

Hurricane Dennis's birthday isn't until July.

 

Edit: Oh SHIT! I just realized that HD could have seven totally different meanings! Let me break it down for you.

 

1) Hurricane Dennis

2) High Definition

3) Hard Disk

4) Hard Dick

5) Hillary Duff

6) Harley-Davidson

7) Huntington's Disease

[piemanpie24 1119]

Happy Birthday Hayes. I made you a cake!

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Hayesy thirdbay happ!

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

 

hbd, Hayes, hbd

[SteveH 11126]

On IMDb list of 982 most popular people born on March 23rd, Hayes is #79! This makes him more popular than John Wayne Bobbitt, who played himself in some Howard Stern thing called New Year's Rotten Eve. However, he is less popular than Robert McLachlan, who we all know was the cinematographer on Final Destination.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYES!

[mikebonetti 3718]

Happy Birthday Hayes! I pulled some strings, and had some friends put this together for ya, I hope you like it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcZVkecvJ10

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Hayes. Happy Birthday. You're almost done now, buddy!

[RanRan 3242]

For a minute there Hayes and I were the same age and I did not like that ONE BIT so happy birthday Hayes, thank you so much for being older than me again and also congratulations on the very funny show this week

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Sean, I noticed that nobody responded to your crack about "the guy whose last name isn't even finished" even though you circled back around for it several times. I just wanted to let you know that I did get your good, good joke. I'm sorry for not saying something right away, but I had to listen to the episode three times before I figured it out.

 

You don't have to write back or anything. I just thought that since everybody is making a big deal out of Hayes's birthday you might be feeling a little blue, and I wanted to let you know that I get you, buddy. If you ever need somebody to talk to, you can always pretend that I'm there with you, and that I'm listening.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Hey Hayes, didn't record a song for you or anything, but I did listen to the Alice in Chains classic "Them Bones" in your honor (cause the song is about bones and your nickname is Hayzie Bone, see how that works). I'm not even gonna post the Youtube video, because I assume everyone owns either Dirt or an AIC greatest hits compilation.

 

Have a great day!

[Lexfor 691]

Today we had a birthday celebration for people born in March at work. I wrote "Happy Birthday Hayes!" on the whiteboard. I said " ... dear Hayes..." during the happy birthday song too.

[Jakal 4475]

Hayes I've been at the restaurant for over 45 minutes waiting, where are you? Are you running late? Do you want me to place an order for you? I already got us an order of calamari to share, but now the sauce is cold. Why arent you answering my texts, not just the ones tonight but every one I've ever sent. Was it something I said? Is this even your real number? Why arent you hereHayes?

[Slam Dip 14]

Looks like someone just won the Oscar for best birthday haver! You!

 

Lol jk but seriously Happy Birthday Hayes and congratulations on decades and decades of success in the industry (the only thing that matters).

 

[lizzy 1946]

Sean, I noticed that nobody responded to your crack about "the guy whose last name isn't even finished" even though you circled back around for it several times. I just wanted to let you know that I did get your good, good joke. I'm sorry for not saying something right away, but I had to listen to the episode three times before I figured it out.

Thank you for saying this, SF! It also took me several times around before I figured out the (v v funny) joke. Maybe the different pronunciations threw me off?

[BrillGrungerson 1365]

I know it's not, but this ep seemed crazy short. Bring Julie back, she needs this.

[JacobCrites 4977]

Hopefully she'll be on next week since she flew all the way out there just for the show

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Yes Celine Dion is the sun, and we her earth moon satellites, spinning wildly in this symphonic stew of sound, words, noises & abstract voices. This ep was funny ass shht! H&S is big time charmers, Julie is a fine muse

 

[VAAAAAAAAN 6]

I watch the show all the time. Every time I watch it, I make a laughing. Funny time. Good bye forever. FIRST!!!!

[Rose_Cream 1246]

I know it's not, but this ep seemed crazy short. Bring Julie back, she needs this.

 

Hi Chris, I really hate to do this, but I'm gonna need to see some identification.