EPISODE 127 — UNTITLED CLEMENTS-DAVENPORT PROJECT, Pt. 1

[robotam 4493]

I don't like Hollywood Handbook.

(If it is not April 1st in your timezone disregard this post).

 

It is April second* and I can now reveal that this post was a prank. I hope no one was too upset and I was just trying to bring a bit of fun and giggily laughs.

Understand that I do not ask for your forgiveness, as I feel I do not deserve it. I am not begging you to forgive, but rather forget. Forget this whole thing ever happened, because I plan on doing this prank again next year.

 

Thanks to all those people who have read this post and a special moment of silence to all those who have passed and are no longer with us. A big shout out to all our brave boys fighting over seas, I went to Majorca once and got a bit rowdy too! .

 

I'd like to end this post with a footnote:

 

 

 

*Imagine if April was only a second long. You'd have to be very quick witted to do an April fools joke, without yourself looking like a fool by doing it in June!!!

 

 

 

EDIT: Genuinely forgot about the month of May.

[greggy 15909]

wait is april fools and opposite day the same thing or what? what date is opposite day this year

[Rose_Cream 1246]

wait is april fools and opposite day the same thing or what? what date is opposite day this year

 

It's not today. Does that help, greggyman?

[greggy 15909]

thats what you would say if it was tho

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

this is the day that guests usually come and record an episode, right? well, i'll be offline the rest of the day, so without knowing who the guest is, here are some POPCORN GALLERY QUESTIONS

 

 

 

1. Guest, how does it feel to bring your podcasting career to its absolute peak? Are you gonna stop podcasting after this?

 

2. Guest, any tips for a guy just tryna do his thing in this crazy world?

[Dairy Pillows 1109]

Get in line, sister, he's mine!

 

Sorry Chanson I didn't know he was your man. Don't worry I've cancelled my trip to New York in May to meet up with thejjar.

 

Good news is I was able to change my flights to go to the UK instead.

Hey Andrew what are you doing in May and do you still have a british accent?

[TKWeirdbeard 172]

Can anyone here help me with couponing. I drink a lot of soup, if that helps.

[greggy 15909]

number one thing about couponing is get some comfortable shoes because your going to be holding up lines everywhere you go for a very long tiem. practice your small talk skills or it will be awkward with the cashier when waiting for a manager to see if what your doing is against store policy. maybe you could tell them what a great customer you are to the store very indignantly? idk that part is up to you

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Can anyone here help me with couponing. I drink a lot of soup, if that helps.

 

 

My grandfather passed this advice to my father, who, when I became a man, passed it on to me. Now I am going to share it with you, because I think of you like a son. This may sound crazy but damn if it hasn't really saved my ass in some pretty rough situations.

 

ALWAYS keep your couponing scissors sharp. Seriously, there is no such thing as too sharp when it comes to your couponing scissors.

 

PS I don't want to hear that you are a woman. It's 2016, get over yourself. Women can be sons now.

[thejjar 5031]

 

Sorry Chanson I didn't know he was your man. Don't worry I've cancelled my trip to New York in May to meet up with thejjar.

 

Good news is I was able to change my flights to go to the UK instead.

Hey Andrew what are you doing in May and do you still have a british accent?

 

I keep trying to tell Chanson we're not exclusive. Just not that kinda man. You know how clingy they can get though. Smh

[Game of Scones 5812]

this is heating up

[Andrew 4646]

 

Sorry Chanson I didn't know he was your man. Don't worry I've cancelled my trip to New York in May to meet up with thejjar.

 

Good news is I was able to change my flights to go to the UK instead.

Hey Andrew what are you doing in May and do you still have a british accent?

 

ugh ok whatever, i can probably move some stuff around. if anything, the accent gets stronger every year.

[piemanpie24 1119]

Guys, it's Wrestlemania time! It's wrestling time!

[SteveH 11126]

We're barely better than the other forums at this point. Still better...but barely.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Look on the bright side, steve. Yes, the posts aren't as good anymore, but at least there's less of them!

 

Edit: jk everybody, you're all terrific and everything you say is great.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

I think I'll make the full switch over to THE CANON's board soon, now that it's on the earwolf forum.

This section is dead.

 

RIP Hollywood Handbook Forums, and long live Hollywood Handbook, the podcast.

[SteveH 11126]

The walking dead has more commercials than the Super Bowl

[chanson 9697]

I keep trying to tell Chanson we're not exclusive. Just not that kinda man. You know how clingy they can get though. Smh

 

You told me I'd be your one and only. Fuck you, you pig.

 

What are our kids going to think?

[beeface 1804]

here come hayes n sean

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

The walking dead has more commercials than the Super Bowl

Quality post

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I think I'll make the full switch over to THE CANON's board soon, now that it's on the earwolf forum.

This section is dead.

 

RIP Hollywood Handbook Forums, and long live Hollywood Handbook, the podcast.

I'M NOT AT FAULT! HOORAY!

 

Yeah, hey everybody, I took the week off from the HH thread. I was a-scared of all that Doughboys-related hostility. But things have died down, so I'M BACK!

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Guys, it's Wrestlemania time! It's wrestling time!

I didn't watch it, but a lot of folks at the other forum I go to were downright livid. General consensus is it's the worst Mania of all-time!

[RanRan 3242]

Hi friends

 

The new episode of my music podcast, Podcasting Couch, is out now here and also on iTunes

 

It is the podcast arm of my music zine, Casting Couch

 

Hope everyone is having a great week, looking forward to a new Hollywood Handbook tomorrow

 

Have a great day bye!

[Asteck 1250]

Since the show is getting into the bones of how a pilot is written, can Hayes and Sean please explain the decision in Billions to compare it to a game of Chess? There is no money in Chess. Wouldn't Monopoly have been a better choice? As a student of the craft getting this answered would be very helpful. It can count as a Pencil Gallery question if you'd like.

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Sean did another Fansheesode of H&M, which is great, but it's going to have to wait until after I listen to HH tomorrow. It's gonna be a good morning.