Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Soupy just swoops in and drops the post of a century

 

I should call you Swoopy!

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

After countless hours of prayer and soul searching, and following the carefully considered advice of friends, family, and advisors, I am prepared to endorse a candidate.

 

We deserve better than to serve at the whims of a group of shadowy elitists hiding behind their "secret forum." I believe we need a maverick, a trustworthy candidate removed from an establishment governed by those with hundreds, even thousands of previous posts. That's why I have chosen to endorse Megancopies for president of whatever this bit is that we're doing.

 

You're being fooled, Ban On Stuff. I have it on good authority that Meg was a member of the Secret Forum even before she was a member of this forum!

 

We need a strong leader, a leader with passion and the ability to win a boat race. We need #TeamJackal for CEO of Midroll!

[Henry 3777]

I don't know who, what, or why to trust anymore!

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

The "good authority" might just be me making it all up, but still. Good authority.

[thejjar 5031]

You realize as you idiots squabbled about votes and elections Jack just became CEO. To take a joke about modern politics and even apply it to this situation let me just say to the other opponents. "Ya fired"

[chanson 9697]

Everyone who votes for Jack gets a ride on my dad's boat and $200 in Outback Steakhouse giftcards.

 

Life's not fair. Vote for Jack.

[Jakal 4475]

Don't believe anything you hear, there is no such thing as the forum Illuminati.

[MeganMaguire 104]

You realize as you idiots squabbled about votes and elections Jack just became CEO. To take a joke about modern politics and even apply it to this situation let me just say to the other opponents. "Ya fired"

Everyone who votes for Jack gets a ride on my dad's boat and $200 in Outback Steakhouse giftcards.

 

Life's not fair. Vote for Jack.

 

It seems as though the Jack camp can't even agree on whether or not the election is even still going on. How is such incompetency going to run a whole podcasting operation?!

[Ban on Stuff 460]

The "good authority" might just be me making it all up, but still. Good authority.

 

"Good" authority? No such thing. *electric guitar*

[greggy 15909]

they should do another season of the earwolf challenge to pick the next CEo

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

 

"Good" authority? No such thing. *electric guitar*

 

What a rebel. We should call you Ban-ny Rotten

[AndrewGoll 1211]

they should do another season of the earwolf challenge to pick the next CEo

 

Sounds like a Reality Show Show show. Who wants to host?

[chanson 9697]

 

Sounds like a Reality Show Show show. Who wants to host?

 

I think someone already did that.

 

In fact, I know they did.

 

 

[apocowarg 2696]

These candidates are merely presenting the illusion of choice.

 

 

End the tyranny of the secret forums.

[Henry 3777]

This thing just got blown wide open! Obviously we can't trust any one of these deceivers. What's their real plan? Whatever it is it can't be good. I can't believe so many of you almost fell for this Megsgate conspiracy. Vote Silvr, I got a feeling that she's got nothing to do with this "secret forum" b.s. And please buy a bumper sticker, I've decided that these things were kind of a bad idea. They can also be used as just normal stickers for around the house as well, though. And they're good for the environment.

[AndrewGoll 1211]

Henry... we both know jackal and thejjar will go to any length to undermine megs (newbie). And if you fall for the, very doctored, photo, your doing exactly what silvr wants. Henry, I know you put in that money, but I'll buy the sharpies to cross off silvr's name to add Megs name.

[chanson 9697]

.....you know who has been honest since the start?

 

.....who isn't in any secret pictures with other forumers?

 

.....who you've loved and adored since the Reality Show Show?

 

 

 

Chanson.

 

 

 

 

Vote Chanson for Earwolf CEO. Because everyone else is incompetent and stupid.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

i'm an anarchist so i will not vote nor will i read the last several pages of confusing oligarchical bullshit.

 

#maketheforumslegibleagain

 

ps- nobody nominate me as your trump-or-sanders-esque advocate for true reform. i will not accept the nomination because of that i already said that i am an anarchist.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I'd like to retract every post I've ever made except for my first post in this thread:

 

Sean, you're a rebelutionary! You deserve to head this company and this country!

 

#Clementsport2016

[greggy 15909]

i not only havent read anyones posts for pages but ive never read anything ever. its tragic

[Ban on Stuff 460]

they should do another season of the earwolf challenge to pick the next CEo

 

I mean they could save time and just put Elizabeth Laime in charge.

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

This thing just got blown wide open! Obviously we can't trust any one of these deceivers. What's their real plan? Whatever it is it can't be good. I can't believe so many of you almost fell for this Megsgate conspiracy. Vote Silvr, I got a feeling that she's got nothing to do with this "secret forum" b.s. And please buy a bumper sticker, I've decided that these things were kind of a bad idea. They can also be used as just normal stickers for around the house as well, though. And they're good for the environment.

 

I'm still supporting Jackal's strong, angry and bribery-fueled campaign.

 

But I can't say anything bad about Silvr. She's actually the best.

[lizzy 1946]

I vote Silvr/Chanson, is that cool? I appreciate Silvr's no-nonsense attitude, but I do also love boats.

[chanson 9697]

My runningmate is a ferry.

[SpencerPearson 159]

I'm into this.