blobofsoul 504 Posted September 15, 2016 the project is a modern man to the extent that it attempts to seriously satirize the podcast, but is unable to satirize seriously the ad. 8 Share this post Link to post
nohorseman 5423 Posted September 15, 2016 Sorry I'm not posting too much this week I'm about halfway through my QOTD memorial relisten, so many memories 10 Share this post Link to post
Fabio's Socks 1822 Posted September 15, 2016  Keep up all that hella wicked mad good footballing! We'll soon break the league up into two conferences to get ready for the All-Pro-Star-Bowl & the playoffs. Let me know if you prefer to be in the Hayes Football Conference (HFC) or the Sean Football Conference (SFC). Or if you have other suggestions about what to call the conferences  I took a quiz online to see which conference I should join, but it just told me I'm a Shaun White 12 Share this post Link to post
JoeCrowell 35 Posted September 15, 2016 Hello, all. Â Posting for the v. first time to say I enjoyed this episode a lot and frequently made positive noises that Beck would misinterpret if he could hear them. Also I would like to say that I tried to sign up for the Earwolf forums three times and was denied (like another gentleman whose first initial was J), but I finally broke through today. So I'm either the perseverin'-est or dimmest HH fan of all times, but nonetheless inspired by how Sean and Hayes are nice, but smart, and also cool and are also my friends. Â I'm sorry for writing this much. 16 Share this post Link to post
beeface 1804 Posted September 15, 2016 it's time for the mandatory hazing ritual, wherein you post a picture of your dick. let's see it then  edit: good top of page post 6 Share this post Link to post
Joe McGurl 8358 Posted September 16, 2016 Hello, all. Â Posting for the v. first time to say I enjoyed this episode a lot and frequently made positive noises that Beck would misinterpret if he could hear them. Also I would like to say that I tried to sign up for the Earwolf forums three times and was denied (like another gentleman whose first initial was J), but I finally broke through today. So I'm either the perseverin'-est or dimmest HH fan of all times, but nonetheless inspired by how Sean and Hayes are nice, but smart, and also cool and are also my friends. Â I'm sorry for writing this much. Â Great first post! 16 Share this post Link to post
Larry Birdemic 588 Posted September 16, 2016 So I'm either the perseverin'-est or dimmest HH fan of all times, but nonetheless inspired by how Sean and Hayes are nice, but smart, and also cool and are also my friends.  We all Handbookheads 6 Share this post Link to post
lizzy 1946 Posted September 16, 2016 But for real, we are gonna need to see a picture of your d 5 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted September 16, 2016 Anyone else going in costume to Bridget Jones's Baby? Â Remember to throw batteries every time someone does a terrible British accent. Â Â Â Â Â Â edit>hey guys this is my 2000th post! I'd like to thank you all for putting up with me. you guys are the best nerds I know! Â love ya, soup. 15 Share this post Link to post
Larry Birdemic 588 Posted September 16, 2016 ^ Two Thousand Posts ^ Â *jif of old man clapping removed by moderator* 6 Share this post Link to post
Charlie Murphy Brown 4977 Posted September 16, 2016 HH Forum Fantasy Football League WEEK SIX match-ups, SteveH's Birthday Edition:  Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten & Chrs Hrdwck (3-2) VERSUS Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (3-2)  Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing huge clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing work (2-3) VERSUS Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft (aka Robert Draft) (4-1)  Podcast Hosts Doing iTunes Review Bit & In Memory of Vinyl stickers on Average Cars (3-2) VERSUS Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com (2-3)  Jimmy Stewart going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock movies & Other Half of Handcuff (3-2) VERSUS The Marines, Roy Scheider, Sean & Hayes & the NE Patriots (4-1)  Cool Breeze from Open Window, final statue of liberty scene from og planet of apes & Babe the blue ox (3-2) VERSUS The Troops, Tahini Sauce, kickstarter toaster & Tom hanks' hair in the da vinci code (4-1)  Army of Crows, Hot Mean Draft Beer & Gord Downie's shiny leather suits (3-2) VERSUS Manti Te'o, Pokemon Go & the notion of playing season in memory of Big Floppy Guy (2-3)  Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story (2-3) VERSUS the Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams attached to their Heads (0-4)  The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales (1-3) VERSUS Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky & Arizona Cardinals Defense (0-5)  Below is HHFFFL Conference breakdown for upcoming All-Pro-Star-Bowl & Playoffs:  Hayes Football Conference (HFC): Larry Birdemic, SteveH, nohorseman, Joe Lerini, Number 1 Cheeba Hawk, Fabio's Socks, Danny Boy Wizard, ZacktheHinderberger  Sean Football Clemference (SFC): mwn, greggy, souprman, CiscoKid, lizzy, Just Add Pepper, Engineers, CMB 7 Share this post Link to post
robotam 4493 Posted September 17, 2016 I see the doughboys and beck are both on that John L3NN0N podcast. BUt no Handboys!? What's the deal? Â Â Well? 5 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted September 17, 2016 btw my team is named "The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses" and my all star team player is the kickstarter toaster. 11 Share this post Link to post
CiscoKid 1973 Posted September 17, 2016 I wanna draft Leonardo da Vinci flying machine in the second quarter of next game is that cool? 5 Share this post Link to post
Charlie Murphy Brown 4977 Posted September 17, 2016 btw my team is named "The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses" and my all star team player is the kickstarter toaster.  Yes, thank you greggy & Larry. Please submit your All-Pro-Star-Bowl selections, the player you want to represent your team in the All-Pro-Star-Bowl showdown of Hayes Football Conference versus Sean Football Clemference  Everyone is more than welcome to name their team, but understand if you do then that is how said team will be referred to in any future HHFFFL updates. This way you can continue drafting players to your team but it won't clutter up the scoreboard. Of course team names can always be changed. thanks for your support  I select Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl as my team rep for the All-Pro-Star-Bowl and the name for my franchise at this point in existence is Ledecky Don't Know Defense 6 Share this post Link to post
AndrewGoll 1211 Posted September 17, 2016 I fell for the Facebook gag. Good one guys 4 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted September 17, 2016 I'm drafting Bela Lugosi as Dracula to my team and picking him for my rep. Â My team is scary af, you guys! 7 Share this post Link to post
mwn 5470 Posted September 17, 2016 my team name is The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots and my team representative is my latest draft pick, the Talking Goat from the 9 minute skit on Adam Sandler's 2nd album "What The Hell Happened To Me?" that I stole the cassette of when I was 11 9 Share this post Link to post
Fabio's Socks 1822 Posted September 18, 2016 My all-star will be Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story and my team name will be "The Lochteaser Freezer" 9 Share this post Link to post
Charlie Murphy Brown 4977 Posted September 18, 2016 How do I love thee Hollywood Handbook, let me count the ways. One, you're like a dream come true. Two, just want to be with you. Three, girl it's plain to see, that you're the only pod for me. Four, that thing you do with your tongue. Five, everything else pales in comparison to the joy & rampant juiciness you deliver to my earholes on the reg. Just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby  10 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted September 18, 2016  Yes, thank you greggy & Larry. Please submit your All-Pro-Star-Bowl selections, the player you want to represent your team in the All-Pro-Star-Bowl showdown of Hayes Football Conference versus Sean Football Clemference  Everyone is more than welcome to name their team, but understand if you do then that is how said team will be referred to in any future HHFFFL updates. This way you can continue drafting players to your team but it won't clutter up the scoreboard. Of course team names can always be changed. thanks for your support  I select Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl as my team rep for the All-Pro-Star-Bowl and the name for my franchise at this point in existence is Ledecky Don't Know Defense  I choose Sean and Hayes and the big dinosaur from jurassic world 5 Share this post Link to post
Fabio's Socks 1822 Posted September 18, 2016  I choose Sean and Hayes and the big dinosaur from jurassic world  Oh do you mean the dinosaur that's so big and mean and tough that the U.S. military decided it would be smart to use it like a weapon in lieu of drones that have more firepower and are way easier to control without the huge probability of attacking its own allies in a feeding frenzy? The one creature so dangerous and powerful the army wanted to recruit it despite never showing even remote interest in weaponizing tigers or sharks or bears or harambes? 5 Share this post Link to post