Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

[JBellAustin 155]

We did invent points.

[Larry Birdemic 588]

How weird is it that my team and the team that other guy has that's named after me have the same record? YOU SURE HITCHED YOUR WAGON TO A BROKEN DOWN HORSE, OTHER GUY!

 

Sorry I'm terrible with names. And apparently just generally terrible.

 

How come I'M always "the other guy" or "that one over there" or "no the one that's extra stuck in that phone booth."

[Ensendada Slim 480]

i tried listening to this after hearing the Cranberries song "Dreams" (1992) and found that I could not understand what was going on. My irony level was off so I was loving the classic feel of the ep. Then, I got tremendously ill and stopped sleeping, gave it another chance, and now I'm appropriately "loving" the "classic feel" of the ep

[mikethehuman 1251]

I don't understand that fantasy football stuff. must be an american thing I guess

 

You're confused because the word 'football' is specific to the US. You probably know it as fantasy soccer. It can get confusing at times.

[BrillGrungerson 1365]

hey you guys! I listened to the Gabrus High and Mighty podcast Hayes mentioned he was on. At the end of it, Gabrus tells listeners to check out Hollywood Handbook, and Hayes interrupts and asks when the episode is coming out, because they may not be doing that anymore!!!!!!!!!

[beeface 1804]

 

You're confused because the word 'football' is specific to the US. You probably know it as fantasy soccer. It can get confusing at times.

football is footy?

[souprman 10477]

hey you guys! I listened to the Gabrus High and Mighty podcast Hayes mentioned he was on. At the end of it, Gabrus tells listeners to check out Hollywood Handbook, and Hayes interrupts and asks when the episode is coming out, because they may not be doing that anymore!!!!!!!!!

hey, a month ago called.

 

it was just checking to make sure you hadn't forgotten what happened then.

 

so good job.

[robotam 4493]

Dear Hayes,

 

I was wondering who is going to be the guest (OR guests*) on tuesday's episode of Hollywood Handbook. Any information you can provide would be wonderful. Thanks for all the laughs, tell Sean I liked his improv4humans episode.

 

Kind Regards,

Michael Rosbotham

 

PS: I'm not sure where to put an asterisk when I'm writing in letter form.

*I would also enjoy another guestless episode.

[DoctorFrog 649]

Hi guys. Did you hear that this election is crazy?

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

HH forum fantasy football league Week Eight match-ups: íntèrnâcìõnàl fútbol edición

 

The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (5-2) VERSUS Ira Glass (4-3)

 

The Winnipeg Murder (3-4) VERSUS The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (3-3)

 

Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (5-2) VERSUS Made with real Koenig Sugar (4-3)

 

The War of Northern Aggression (4-3) VERSUS Engineer in the Headlights (0-6)

 

Team Joes Lerini (4-3) VERSUS Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-7)

 

The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (6-1) VERSUS Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula (4-3)

 

The Hollywood Name-Droppers (5-2) VERSUS Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, tcoap.. & YakkoWakko.com (2-5)

 

The Lochteaser Freezer (3-4) VERSUS Dick Jokes, Vaping hard af & Blowing Huge f*cking clouds & being Smartest kid in Class but not Doing any Work (3-4)

[SteveH 11126]

Hi guys. Did you hear that this election is crazy?

 

Careful. That frog in your avatar is a big racist now.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Kind Regards,

Michael Rosbotham

Loved you on Smallville, Mike! You're my favorite Lex.

[blobofsoul 504]

thank you guys. being juiced up from the pro-version softened the blow of suffering a nocturnal emission on the last day of dads stay. the popcorn gallery is brilliant.

[Larry Birdemic 588]

JOKE UPCOMING....

 

 

Uhhhh, guess I missed the memo.

 

ha.

 

ha ha. haha hahaha HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[robotam 4493]

Loved you on Smallville, Mike! You're my favorite Lex.

 

Thanks, but I wish more people would recognise me for my work as Derek, from 2009's hit show "Untitled Family Pilot".

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

hey actual thing

 

did anyone watch Horace & Pete after the whole Kurt Metzger thing happened? was it as weird for you as it was for me?

 

much obliged,

your number 1 cheeba hawk

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

the whole time i was just like, "that guy shouldn't be at a bar. he works for amy schumer! get in that writing room ya big doof!"

[souprman 10477]

BOO!

 

MWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

 

 

 

sorry i know that was pretty scary.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

 

Thanks, but I wish more people would recognise me for my work as Derek, from 2009's hit show "Untitled Family Pilot".

And let's not forget you were the best Sorority Boy.

[chanson 9697]

Hi, I've decided to become a woke bae male feminist. Please respect my wokeness.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

got my Speak on That shirt in the mail this past Tuesday & am already having been worn & washed it so even though it's no longer in pristine mint condition I will always have a memory of the day it was brand new which was also the day ep 153 dropped & then my Speak on That tee got its first taste of armpit sweat & dog hair

 

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

Our popcorn gallery questions for Jen were so good, I bet they just continue asking them of future guests. Last week's thread is just a wealth of untapped comedic potential.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

i'm not usually cynical, but i really hope sean and hayes can tear apart American Honey the way they did Birdman or Sean did for Midnight Special. someone's gotta take this movie down a peg.

[RocHoover 400]

My fat and assy football team is a train wreck so far this year

[Larry Birdemic 588]

got my Speak on That shirt in the mail this past Tuesday & am already having been worn & washed it so even though it's no longer in pristine mint condition I will always have a memory of the day it was brand new which was also the day ep 153 dropped & then my Speak on That tee got its first taste of armpit sweat & dog hair

 

I got MY hh tee shirt this past Tuesday! Weird! Mine did not come in the mail it was handed to me wrapped in tissue paper by my girlfriend. Then I kissed her and held your trophy.