Willi B 10 Posted April 8, 2012 Peep Measles. Â Trick Knee. Â Chaffed Chin Disorder. Â Restless Arm Syndrome. Â Wrinkle Rash. Â Rug Rash. Â Road Rash II For Sega Genesis. Â Bob's Burgers. Â Cheeseburgers. Â Septupal Bypass Surgery. Â Stomach Staple Shits. Â Ducca-derived Withdrawal Syndrome. Â Chronic Pain Syndrome. Â China Syndrome. Â Back Brace Bruises. Â Easter Bunny Allergy. Â Pancreatic Pleurisy. Â Dyptheric DiscomBOBulation Disorder. Â And, of course, Duccanosis. Â Â Please come back, Bob. I cannot afford the medications for these ailments and I think the mobile home remedy I took yesterday has led to an ingrown intestinal infection. 5 Share this post Link to post
Julia 477 Posted April 9, 2012 In Bob's absence I've developed a nasty case of solitude-induced syphilis. Â Any other Affirmation Nation listeners suffering from new afflictions? I think Bob would want us to be here for one another. Though this may lead to us spreading communicable diseases among the fan base, which is a risk I'm willing to take. 1 Share this post Link to post
pbnews 93 Posted April 9, 2012 Â Road Rash II For Sega Genesis. Â Â Â This one killed me. Well done, sir. 1 Share this post Link to post
Willi B 10 Posted May 6, 2012 It seems I have acquired more "health opportunities" since the absence of Bob. Â Mother's Milkworm. Â Roof Shingles. Â Wood Piles. Â Gomer Pyles. Â Floral Allergy. Â Loneliness induced Lethargy. Â Introduction to Geology II. Â Penile Psychosis. Â Vaginal Psychosis. Â Trick or Treat-a-nosis. Â Baby Bumps. Â Menstrual Mumps. Â Sugar Lumps. Â Lotto Fever. Â Hay Fever. Â Ho Fever. Â I wave my hands in the air like I just don't care. Â Induced Labor. Â Induced Seizures. Â Pizza Induced Palpatations. Â Though this is challenging to me, I was happy to find out that my Wrinkle Rash is clearing up. But I would feel dishonest if I did not mention the worsening of my Duccanosis. Â I hope you all are faring better with your ailments.... especially one Mr. Bob Ducca. 4 Share this post Link to post
DRonDudley 1 Posted May 19, 2012 Testicular shrinkage  Toe nail farts  Elbow anal leakage  Blue eye balls  Pink knee hig sock  Blackened Wooden stool   Come back to us Bob! Share this post Link to post
GregJ.Hansen 316 Posted May 30, 2012 Symptomitis. Â Droopy drawers. Â Clown cheek. Â Navel battles. Â Insertion hysteria. Â Corneal prisms. Â Ectoplasm poisoning. Â Intestinal solidification. Â Gummi beard. Â Cough Lundgren. Â Narcophelia. Â Kleptomancy. Â Arachnipolio. Â Scrotal walleting. Â Pin chin. Â Fly eye. Â Rose nose. Â Shrimp lips. Â Bullet tongue. Â I can't believe it's not diverticulitis. 2 Share this post Link to post
Willi B 10 Posted June 14, 2012 Cough Lundgren = excellent! Â I heard that if you don't sanitize your hands after an encounter of Cough Lundgren, you could end up with a case of Sty Stallone. Share this post Link to post
woodycanuck 2 Posted October 7, 2012 I have actually developed a few issues directly related to the absence of Affirmation Nation podcasts. These maladies include: Â Irritable Bob Syndrome Earwolf Infections Scritti Politti Titty Tooth Duccay Share this post Link to post
SeanDunlap 0 Posted October 18, 2012 Peanut butter sand trapped Jelly Bean Bed Sores Spanish Fly Fishing Pack rat-a-tat-tattle tale Sticky syrup fingers Bobbing for reruns Share this post Link to post
Handinpants 91 Posted December 2, 2012 (edited) Since the absence of the illustrious Mr. Bob Ducca, I have come to suffer from the following ailments:  Type Two Silver Tongue Syndrome  Turf Toe  Mazel Toe  Stubbed Toe  Gout  Hitler Hands  Advanced Sagging Mattress Disorder  Kidney Stones  Kidney Beans  Acute Renal Failure  Lupus Nephertiti-itis  Ingrown Toenail  Ingrown Hairline  Pancreatitis  Pancakeatitis  Pancake Tits  Outraged Bile Ducts  Fallen Expectations  Distressed Duodenum  Depressed Breathing  Mirthless Humours  Raging Bull Fever  Whining Cough  I also suffer from Broken Goatee and an acute case of Scratch Neck. Edited December 2, 2012 by Handinpants Share this post Link to post
TheSean 2 Posted December 7, 2012 Absence of Bob Concerns are as follows: Antithesized Buffoon Cloppers  Drenched Ear Flap-floppers  Grandiose Hench Itchers  Jet-Kite Lollipoopers  Mitchell Nossled Odor-poppers  Quail-Raised Snake Trippers  Uninvited Venom Washers  Xanthic Yellow Zabaglioners Share this post Link to post
Johnny Unusual 525 Posted December 12, 2012 I've had a few movie ailments I want to discuss with Bob. Â Children of the Corns Citizen Pains Scar Wars Ghostblisters The Big Tennis Elbowski Night of the Lepusrocy Cinema Parasito I'm Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick-Ass and I'm All Out of Blood Thinner Open the Pod Bay Doors Halitosis 1 Share this post Link to post
Johnny Unusual 525 Posted December 13, 2012 Nip Slips Slipped Discs Disc Chap Chapped Lips Lips Slip Sunken Ships Share this post Link to post
TheSean 2 Posted December 17, 2012 Sunken Lips Chapped Slips Disced Nips Loosely Shipped Lists  Shaken Phlo-Bot's lobotomies Swift-wicker-sweatered Slick-buttered sweetened jelly buns Ringed Worm-Hole-a-Hooping Jumping Jack-and-Jilled Jenny Marbles Leaking Shower Bed-Head Fungal Inflection Share this post Link to post
Johnny Unusual 525 Posted December 17, 2012 Here are a few podcast related ailments I have been suffering from as of late: Â STD with Marc Maron Poor Quality of This American Life Judge John Hodgkin's Lymphoma Comedy Pang Pangs The Hurtist Varicose Vinyl Cafe 3 Share this post Link to post
TheSean 2 Posted December 17, 2012 I have a few podcast ailments as well:  Crashing into TJ Hooker This Shriek with Scary Killer You farted! Smelmania Eardrop-ings Castlerats  I also found some remedies/support groups I'd like to share:  Swilling with Dentures Hour Improve 2 Humans: self help with Matt Better Professor Gets His Cast Off... 1 Share this post Link to post
Johnny Unusual 525 Posted December 17, 2012 A Few More Podcast related Illnesses  Scarbro County SMODclap The Sound of Young Amnesia The Pod Deaf Tompkast Apprehension Nation Share this post Link to post
Johnny Unusual 525 Posted December 25, 2012 Here are a series of seasonal medicines and remedies that I hope will get you through the holiday season. Â Turkey rubbed with aloe and St. John's wart Mashed Potatoes with green onion and echinacea Cranberry Sauce Enema Green Bean Cassarole with Durkey Fried Onions Therapy Viagravy and, of course, Nyquil Nog Share this post Link to post
TheSean 2 Posted January 10, 2013 The new year has me thinking of past failed resolutions... well, I've begun to re purpose some items around the house.  Treadmill Clothes Hanger Health food door stopper Left over cigarette pencils Stack of books- book shelf well intentioned neglect cape  So far, these are all more trouble than they are worth... except the neglect cape which is a keeper. Share this post Link to post
ianbauer 25 Posted January 10, 2013 Forgive me if I'm off topic but, my friend and I were watching the film Arlington Road (basically about terrorism/terrorist attacks) recently and there was a character that sounded like Bob Ducca. So we started thinking: Â (In Bob Ducca voice) "I've been affected by the following terrorist attacks: Â Bombing of USS Cole Unibomber Unicycle Bomber Anthrax Lorax Extreme Islamic attacks Extreme Balsam attacks Extreme Balsamic Vinaigrette attacks Flashmobbing 9/11 7/11 411 Trojan Horse Pan Am Flight 103 Pamela Anderson Flight 103 Open Mic Bombing" 2 Share this post Link to post
AprilFoolsRebel 457 Posted June 12, 2013 It's been rough. I know I myself have been dealing with:  Lime Disease Olympic Phlegm Mile High Clubfoot Dishpan Hands Dry Skin Wet Skin Mole Skin The San Fransisco Teat Rubber Nipple Battle of the Network Stars Flashbacks NarcoPepsi (only when I drink certain sodas though) And an incresingly worse case of Katy Periodontitis  My thanks to my fishermen friends who sent me a get whale soon card. It only hurts when I lagh, so a card that terrible was delightfully painless. Share this post Link to post
Johnny Unusual 525 Posted June 13, 2013 I've just come here to recommend these comedy-related medications and treatments. Â Â Kids Aspirin in the Hall Futuroma Therapy Cheers Candling The Daily Dose with Jon Stewart Chicken Soup with Joel McHale The Colbert Medical Report Share this post Link to post
EarBear 460 Posted June 20, 2013 Cold sore Hot sore Lukewarm sore Cole Stratton Sore Vitiligo Vitilyougo Vitilwego Recreational adult diaper rash Gluten Free allergy wheat belly bean belly corn belly Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned belly Google Glass Google Ass Beef curtain recall Tyrannosaus Reczema Share this post Link to post
DubipR 485 Posted June 21, 2013 I'd been suffering from a couple ailments lately. Even my doctor's couldn't help me. I've been suffering from the following:  Big Toe Dysplasia iPhone Finger Shuffling Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Waffle Ass Vestigial Tail Taint First Floor Vertigo Stratego Diverticulitis Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious  and lastly.... multiple nerdgasm disorder. Share this post Link to post