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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. my words be better than yours

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Dear England, kiss my ghost butt. Sincerely, George Washington's ghost.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. If a 10 ton box the size of a minifridge kills the both of us, to die by your side, well the podcast the privilege is mine

    By LiamAstley,
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  4. don't hug me, I haven't taken a dump since the summer of 78

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. The best porn directors will make sure everything runs like clockwork.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Looks like someone has set their magazine subscription to auto renew to make sure they get all "Daddy" issues

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. I gotta say the food was a little rubbery the other day at Taco Ball....

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Moths should be called Margarineflys.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. The 90's were a confusing time... for example you could see Live live.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. Catchingphrase - a well-known sentence or phrase, typically one that is associated with a particular famous person, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.

    By nubguy,
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  11. Isn't it appropriate how we drive in the driveway and park on the parkway?

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  12. In the land of the blinds, the blind installer is king

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. You know what they say about small feet, proportionally small shoes

    By BRich,
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  14. "That's a pleasant tree" is the nicest pleasantry

    By BRich,
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  15. I know I look bad, but you should see the other guy. No really, he was in peak physical condition, a real sight to behold

    By BRich,
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  16. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, except for Clown-King Dingle Muffins. That delightful and sadistic bastard has a balloon crown for fucks sake.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. I'm here to fight, suck dick and chew bubblegum. Now I've already done one and I like to chew bubblegum after I suck dick so take off your pants.

    By Greavesy91,
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  18. The enemy at the gate,cries of despair echoed thru the streets.The butcher playfully tucked his man beef betwixt his legs.He knew what the Mrs. liked.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. For sale: 1996 Honda Civic. Some blood stains. Low mileage. Selling cheap as my Husband's son won't let me be independent any more

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. Thatch Hucklebean, the ghost of a prairie dog, was seen groping a statuette.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  21. The last person who sent Scott Aukerman a Would You Rather submission at his home address was never heard from again.

    By nubguy,
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  22. My fellow Heynongmans, ask not what your Comedy Bang Bang can do for you, ask what you can do for your Comedy Bang Bang.

    By nubguy,
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  23. God-Toh-Pu-Stahw

    By nubguy,
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  24. I guess you can say I'm a bit of a Spider-Man. Daddy likes long legs.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. Some people say Shakespeare was really a woman, but even if that were true, I still prefer pornography.

    By Shampoodler,
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