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  1. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    Well they are the "green" party after all
  2. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    I only know that name because my favorite snarky gossip blog just started a podcast and they mentioned he gave Billy Ray Cyrus a bong? I like to pretend it's actually Xanthippe from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Because of course she became a soundcloud rapper . In my head those aren't tattoos though they're permanent marker because I refuse to actually Google this person. I'm skeeveved out enough after the .05 seconds of looking up Post Malon. If scabies ever gained human form...
  3. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    Honestly Kendra did him a FAVOR . Post Malon (who I see may apparently be cursed by a "paranormal entity" . It was the first thing I saw when I Googled who he was as I am not hip to the newest flavor of white douche bro the kids are into. )may have his awful barb wire hairline tattoo but Lil' Beastly ACTUALLY has barb wire in his face AND IS CURSED. YOUR MOVE POST! I think we just found the saddest rap beef of the millennium.
  4. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    Yesssssss! I just want a scene where she forces Kyle to wear curtain lederhosen and parades him around New York like that. Once they have been humbled and learn to be human can we move into The Nanny territory or is that too much for poor Zola to take on?
  5. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    I would have DIED. Perfect ending!
  6. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    Not to mix Disney classics but if Kyle is going to buy Lindy's love why doesn't he pull an Aladdin and take her on a trip somewhere? It would get him out of the city which his dad clearly wants and they clearly can afford it. Hell he knows how oddly obsessed she is with Machu Picchu, take her to South America! I feel like she would love that more than she would candy. I mean I love candy but if I was forced into this kind of weird living situation I'd definitely choose a trip somewhere over fucking Swedish Fish or whatever it was. Not only is it a way for him to show he knows her but the two could bond on the trip. Budget wise I understand why they don't do that but they could have them prepare for a big trip THEN have her dad od the day they were supposed to leave. It would show how selfless Kyle had become (really like the bare minimum in that situation) if he were to insist they not go and instead whisk her off to her dad instead of just putting her on a train after a day at the lake house. It gives it more stakes.
  7. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    I was actually thinking that at first but thought maybe it was too weird. BRAIN TWINS! I didn't go the black magic route I just assumed she was like an immortal being which is why she couldn't take her kid with her. So she popped back into his life did NOT like what she saw and decided to ground him . God what I would have given for a scene where he petulantly screamed something about her not being his real parent/ her not having the authority to punish him . I like your idea much more though.
  8. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    I feel like that was written by a person who loves to brag about how they "Tell it like it is" and will be an asshole but excuse it by saying "Hey I'm just being honest!" Or some similar bullshit.
  9. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    Ok so it's totally not really possible but you know what would have been great if at the end we see a flashback of Kendra talking to the mom about Kyle and his dad. The mom doesn't know that she's a witch and somehow the two meet and start chatting. And the mom will confess how worried she is that her son is going to turn into an utter BEAST like her ex husband . Which could be the reason for Kendra to specifically go to that school and to enact that curse. Trying to think about what a good meet cute for the mom and Kendra could be . Like maybe Kendra is a waitress and the mom is always really nice to her or something. Or because this is a dramatic ass movie and in fairy tales fairies in disguise and in distress reward people who help them maybe the mom stops to help her somehow because "I've got a son you're age". Thoughts on my new Beastly crackfic?
  10. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    YES leave Zola out of this! Even if she had been with him as a nanny she's really working against the tide in this situation. She's not the parent who makes the decisions and is the person who decides how they want the child to be raised. She's the nanny. Her job is to take care of the child and follow her boss's parenting style . Not that she has to instill intense asshole tendencies into the kid but if the parent is really into appearances for instance kid Kyle might not be allowed to wear informal clothes, or if he was rude she might not be allowed to punish him if her boss wouldn't allow that. It really depends on how much control/ neglect Anchor Dad decided to have. If he just sort of left Kyle and Zola to themselves and never cared what Kyle said (he seems like he might try to get her in trouble with his dad) then maybe she could have had a chance if she got to him young enough. Even then though I don't think it would have done much good. In the end Kyle is still going to crave his father's approval and try to emulate him. He might have been an ok kid but I still think he would have transformed into an asshole teen if only to get daddy to notice and love him. if they had had Zola as his childhood nanny who left and came back that might have lent credibility to the idea that he had goodness in him and that he had transformed himself into a "beast" to make his father love him. But I think maybe that's too smart for this movie.
  11. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    I would have to agree with you. I don't really think Kyle changed. I think he realized he was an asshole but that was more because he wants to break the curse and get the girl than any real soul searching in my opinion. To be honest I'm not sure such a curse could change someone like Kyle (or his dad ) into better people. Because they would always be partly motivated to break it to get their looks back . I'm not sure how genuine that kind of transformation can be if it's still motivated by vanity.
  12. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    I fully feel that's Mary Kate's normal day to day wigs. The Olsen Twins always look like weird hobos to me and I feel like they have a wig collection.
  13. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    Agreed! I feel like would have been great as like a dark Teen Witch gone wrong. Like the scene of Luis Guzmán telling that girl to break a leg. So Mary Kate has suddenly come into her powers or doesn't know how to keep a handle on them and is SO enraged by this duchenozzle's latest bullshit she accidentally curses him and she can't undo it. Maybe there's a scene showing beforehand of her taking her time to get ready and how much effort she put in for that to make sense.
  14. gigitastic

    Episode 196.5 - Minisode 196.5

    So it looks like Henri Bendel is closing. I guess the guy from Simply Irresistible is going to have to find another department store to make restaurants for.
  15. gigitastic

    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    Actually I've always seem it as the witch/ fairy being... Fey and the old school rules of not missing with or offending the fey because they Will Fuck Your Shit Up. Not because they are evil per say just very touchy. Back then guest rights and civility/ courtesy were VERY important and you didn't refuse someone hospitality. Especially if you were a royal that was kind of your job. So I've always found the witch/fairy justified in most versions (ESPECIALLY this one) at least from her point of view. The Fey are supposed to be rash outlandish people. It would make perfect sense for her to do that. Honestly this dude got off easy.