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Episode 151 - The 2nd Annual HOWDIES Pt. 1


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 11:51 PM

Walk the red carpet along with Paul, June, and Jason for the 2nd ANNUAL HOWDIES!!! They’ll be giving recognition for Best Paul Intro Line to Best June Theory and everything in between from Gooby to The Boy Next Door. Tune in to find out who will win and stay tuned for Part 2 coming soon!
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 03:20 AM

Excellent episode, been looking forward to this.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 05:52 AM

the howdies are here! ... the howdies are here! ...

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:19 AM

and don't forget my games site for the howdies ... please don't forget my games site ... things like this always start of like a good idea but half way through i always end up cursing myself ... just click on the banner

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best viewed on a computer. still cant figure out the whole tablet/phone problems ... anyway, enjoy

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:25 AM

Great ep, guys! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Awesome holiday gift.
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:39 AM

I didn't think anything would come close to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin referring to sex as "Bom-Chicka-Wah-Wah" (although, he pronounced it as "Bew-babah-Bew-Bew") as the funniest thing I heard on a podcast this week, but this came VERY close to it.

Dammit, I'm giggling again just thinking about that.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 09:28 AM

Guys, what if this whole PODCAST has been Jason's "Jacob's Ladder" scenario?!
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 09:39 AM

i really enjoyed hearing paul, june and jason bounce of each other like that. ive heard/read paul say that the idea for the podcast came as the three of them were sitting around talking about old dogs ... this is what i imagine that conversation was like... it's just fun to hear funny people making each other laugh. id honestly listen to the three of them just talk about the weather ...

ohhh .. new podcast idea ... "how was your week?" .. paul, june and jason just sitting at the breakfast table on a sunday morning having a laugh at lifes ups and downs ... maybe some weeks, just for fun, paul could chase jason around the kitchen with some eggs as june sets the world straight with her beautiful take on everything

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 10:44 AM

I love how game June is to make fun of herself. And you know it's going to be good when Jason starts to wheeze laugh.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 10:59 AM

View PostPlanBFromOuterSpace, on 16 December 2016 - 09:28 AM, said:

Guys, what if this whole PODCAST has been Jason's "Jacob's Ladder" scenario?!


I believe that about all of our lives, we're just Jason's dying delusions.

Listening now, The pitch for Zardoz got robbed for Best Metaphor/Simile. That one was amazing.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 11:05 AM

View PostElektra Boogaloo, on 16 December 2016 - 10:44 AM, said:

I love how game June is to make fun of herself. And you know it's going to be good when Jason starts to wheeze laugh.

Jason's wheeze laugh can be compared to flowers blossoming in the spring and kittens purring.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 11:05 AM

Listening to June's theories, and knowing for sure that she immediately forgets all of the movies after watching them, like Guy Pearce in Memento, puts such an amazeballs spim on all of her appearances.

And "I'm very scared of mirages, in general." Possibly the line of the entire series.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 11:06 AM

View Posttaylor anne photo, on 16 December 2016 - 11:05 AM, said:

Jason's wheeze laugh can be compared to flowers blossoming in the spring and kittens purring.


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Posted 16 December 2016 - 11:19 AM

View Postfirsttimecallerlongtimelistenr, on 16 December 2016 - 05:52 AM, said:

the howdies are here! ... the howdies are here! ...

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Dude, they used this on the Facebook page! Firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr, Did you make this?
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 11:29 AM

View PostJudas Priestly, on 16 December 2016 - 11:19 AM, said:


Dude, they used this on the Facebook page! Firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr, Did you make this?


I genuinely had to look at that 'Junior' image at the bottom of the montage several times, so weird did it look to me without Scheer, Zouks, and June's faces on those bodies.
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 11:33 AM

June botching saying Zardoz while giving herself the award for botching saying Zardoz...

Glorious.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 11:37 AM

Damn, I just realized the category I really wanted: Best Al Pacino Impersonation. Because it feels like everyone had a Pacino.

But it's still Pete Holmes.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 04:32 PM

AWWW YEAH MONKEY SHINES! Congrats, June!

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 05:00 PM

View Postfirsttimecallerlongtimelistenr, on 16 December 2016 - 09:39 AM, said:

i really enjoyed hearing paul, june and jason bounce of each other like that. ive heard/read paul say that the idea for the podcast came as the three of them were sitting around talking about old dogs ... this is what i imagine that conversation was like... it's just fun to hear funny people making each other laugh. id honestly listen to the three of them just talk about the weather ...


This is part of why studio eps are my favorite. I love nothing more than listening to the three of them just talking and goofing around as friends.
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 05:24 PM

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Great episode! I'm looking forward to the next one. Although, I think Jason got robbed in the "One-Liners" category. That, "You said it perfectly: 'aggresively'" is still one of my favorite off the cuff moments. I think this whole goddamn thing might be rigged...

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