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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. After careful consideration, the feminine form is too elegant and graceful to lyricize. It is with a heavy heart that I must discard my little ditty bout’ dem’ titties and clitties.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  2. After centuries of research we finally have concluded that you CAN look a gift horse in the mouth. Sorry for any confusion.

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. After consulting with my haberdasher, I have determined that this entire ep is a classic case of CSLC—chapeau sur le chapeau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. after day 3 of consuming only ghea I was plagued with raging diarrhea

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  5. After doing a complete chemical analysis, it was really glucose to call.

    By TimothyMcAleer,
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  6. After failing to win a single game as the high school quarterback, 75 Cent decided to move on to rapping.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  7. After going big ball bowling, Bay City boxer Butterbean likes to baste a butterball while watching a ball game

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  8. After her terrible rendition of, "Dust in the Wind," Dorothy knew she wasn't in Kansas anymore.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. After I humpty, I dumpty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. After I killed my wife the police came, I just wish they didn't do it all over her corpse.

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. After I left the prostitute, I felt empty inside... but the first ten years were magical.

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  12. After I logged on my computer this morning it took me an hour to clean the shit off it.

    By masonreloaded,
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  13. After I mated with my bicycle I became a spokesperson.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. After I nut, I bolt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. After I told a good joke, the drummer gave me a rimjob.

    By DongSlave,
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  16. After imploring the raucous fiends to belay their sinister wrath, the troop did all sit down to share some tasty salts in bath.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. After Leaving Neverland, is it still possible to enjoy the Michael Jackson versions of all those Weird Al songs?

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  18. After lots of statistical data and research and regardless what Scott Aukerman says, Comedy Bang Bang is that kind of show.

    By SuperG3663,
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  19. After Marky Mark left, the group stopped showering, thus truly becoming "the Funky Bunch."

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. After mini long years filled with epic nanoseconds blasting whispers fossil record spins Victrola's search for tonic.

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. After months of soul searching I've realized it IS that kind of show.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  22. after my potty, your Scotty-2-Hottie is feeling clean & naughty

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  23. After my wife gave birth I'm getting plenty of action but not much traction

    By Wank Williams,
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  24. After nearly losing his life in Wonka’s plumbing , it’s no surprise Augustus Gloop’s obsession with golden tickets switched to golden showers practically overnight

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. After peering over your wall and tutting for so long, now gaze ye on the multiple human turds on my lawn

    By KrangkaDelic,
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